|Death Note IM
Author: Light and Noise PM
Are there any of these? Oh, well, screw it. It's me, YoroichiKaze. I obviously changed my name. So, this is just the bonus chapter from my personal document, the DNYB. The is originally titled Act Thirty-Six. So treat him kindly. Rated T for Mild LanguagRated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11-04-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4636707
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-Sakujo! Has signed on-
-Panda-Man has signed on-
-Chocohol has signed on-
-Slut has signed on-
-Puppy-Man has signed on-
-Gamer has signed on-
-SheepyFloorMolester has signed on-
-PuppyKicker has signed on-
Sakujo!: Wow… Who's all here…?
PuppyKicker: This is Light Yagami.
Puppy-Man: I'm MATSUDA!
Panda-Man: I am Ryuuzaki.
Chocohol: I'm… Your worst nightmare. –evil laugh that still can't PWN Kira's Final Laugh, but it's still an evil laugh-
Gamer: I'm dating your worst nightmare. I'm your best nightmare.
SheepyFloorMolester: I'm Optimus Prime!
Chocohol: So, Kira…
Panda-Man: Excuse me?
PuppyKicker: SHIT! I KICK PUPPIES!!!!
Puppy-Man: O.o Wh-what?!?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ.
SheepyFloorMolester: I rape floors… Is that bad…?
Chocohol: Someone block Near. The button isn't on my computer.
Slut: I'M A MODEL! Oh, and I don't have the button.
Chocohol: Press 5 if you have the button.
Chocohol: BLOCK NEAR!!!!
Gamer: …. Yes….? –gulps-
Chocohol: Guys, BRB. –Chocohol is away from his computer-
-Gamer has signed off-
Sakujo!: … I hope they don't die… I wanted to kill 'em.
Panda-Man: Who say what?
PuppyKicker: That's not very nice, Mikami.
Sakujo!: I didn't say it was nice, but all the Kiras think it!
PuppyKicker: I don't.
Slut: I DO!!!! I DO, I DO, I DO!
PuppyKicker: SHUT UP MISA!!!! DON'T BE STUPID!!!
Panda-Man: What's going on here…?
SheepyFloorMolester: A Kira Rendezvous?
Sakujo!: -writes 'Misa Amane' in Death Note-
Sakujo!: Yes, Kami-Sama?
PuppyKicker: I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakujo!: N-no… PLEASE NO!!!
PuppyKicker: Start planning your funeral, TERU FREAKING MIKAMI!
Puppy-Man: Light-Chan, stop laughing, it's annoying.
PuppyKicker: But you LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE me.
Puppy-Man: So does Misa.
PuppyKicker: She's my slave.
Sakujo!: Why are you still ali- OH! You have twenty seconds of life left.
Slut: O.o NO!!!!!
Slut: HELP ME LIGHT-KUN!
PuppyKicker: DIE BITCH DIE!
PuppyKicker: -enters Kira's Final Laugh-
PuppyKicker: Haha, she died on her keyboard! What an idiot.
Panda-Man: … Why wouldn't you help her?
PuppyKicker: …………………. –no comment-
Puppy-Man: I LOVE MY LIGHT-CHAN!!!!!
PuppyKicker: Oh, Matsu, before I forget until three months from now when I ponder why I date you, I'm breaking up with you.
Puppy-Man: … And you just sent that in a text to me too…
Panda-Man: Light-Kun, YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP!
PuppyKicker: Just did.
SheepyFloorMolester: I'm with the Yagami on this one.
PuppyKicker: Yo, Sakujo!, what do you think?
PuppyKicker: Great… A load of help man.
Puppy-Man: -in emo corner-
PuppyKicker: THAT'S MY MASTURBATION CORNER DAMMIT!!!
Panda-Man, Puppy-Man, & SheepyFloorMolester: -stare at PuppyKicker incredulously-
PuppyKicker: I-I mean…
Panda-Man: Th-that's… Uh. Interesting…
Puppy-Man: Light-Chan… That's… Just…
-Chocohol has returned-
-Gamer has signed on-
Chocohol: What'd we miss, yo?
Panda-Man: Misa is dead, Mikami is hiding, and we've discovered Light's masturbation corner. Oh, and you also missed life, liberty, and the pursuit of-
PuppyKicker: THE PURSUIT OF FLYING APPLE- FUCK YOU RYUUK!
Gamer: Who's Ryuuk?
PuppyKicker: heehee… Did I say Ryuuk? I meant Billy…
Gamer: Those letters aren't even remotely close together on a keyboard.
Puppy-Man: Nor a phone, Light-Chan.
PuppyKicker: DON'T CALL ME CHAN YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Panda-Man: Temper, Light-Kun.
PuppyKicker: FUCK Y'ALL!!
-PuppyKicker has signed off-
Puppy-Man: … Wo-
-AOL HAS SHUT DOWN-
Gamer: I hate being a hacker… I KNEW that was going to be problematic… FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!