|Dennis, Minnie, Rodger and Gnashers weirdo chase!
Author: pontinsgal PM
the love the weird the death!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-06-08 - id: 4639263
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Dennis, Minnie, Rodger and Gnasher where walking through a field in the pitch black when splash someone pushed them down an old wishing well! "Gnash, Gnash!" Gnashed Gnasher. "Shush" shushed Dennis and Rodger clamped his hand over Gnashers mouth. Minnie and Dennis aimed carefully and shooted frozen peas and pinged rotten tomatoes out the well. They heard a chorus of high-pitched screeches and immediately they knew who it was Walter, Berty and Spotty. Lately they had been acting very odd.
In that split second Minnie leaned romantically forward, next thing Dennis knew he was making out with her! There tongues scraping round each other's mouths and his hands roaming around her body! Rodger covered Gnashers eyes and closed his own as he proclaimed "EWWW!" and Gnasher went "GREWWWWW!"
The next morning Dennis and Minnie woke up next to each other stark naked! Rodger and Gnasher woke up next to an old tin can. "Good morning!" Said Rodger. Gnasher yawned they both looked at Dennis and Minnie in disgust as they were naked! "Ermm good morning you two had a nice night?" asked Rodger. "It would have been nicer if we were in a queen sized bed instead of down and old empty cold stinky well!" Said Minnie. "Yeah!" agreed Dennis.
They jived with some rats and then found there way out through a manhole. They were in their home street! Dennis and Minnie holding hands marched over to Walters's backyard where Walter, Berty and Spotty were having their annual teddy and dolly tea party! They went in through the garden gate. "Thank you for last nights little damp bath!" Dennis said raising his voice. "Yeah!" Minnie said whilst sneezing. "Look what you did to my little Minnie you gave her a cold your so dead meat!" Screamed Dennis. "Your little Minnie! And anyway you two needed the bath!" said Walter.
Walter then stood up and smacked Dennis's face what was well weird! Then Dennis's mum came running in very tearful. "Gnasher just ate Rodger and had to be put down!" She sobbed. "Oh MY GOD!" Screamed Dennis and Minnie. "You still have Rasher and Gnipper." Enhanced Mum. "Yeah but no Gnasher and no Rodger is really hard to live with!" Said Dennis getting a bit tear-full which was odd. "AWW!" Said Minnie comfortingly "we will get by it will be hard I know but there's nothing we can do now I'm so sorry!" Walter hugged Dennis and didn't get hurt! Weirder and Weirder!