Not a fairy

By: Ice-Puppet and Refrigerator

Warnings: Slash, oocness, randomness

Link x Pit

Authors Note: Fridge and I were just chatting away and this conversation happened, so I turned it into a fanfic. I changed it around a bit… originally Pit was quoting “I kissed a girl”, so I decided to leave that part out. I added a few things too.

Enjoy!

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“I’m not crazy,” Link informed, his right eye twitching as he and Pit sat at the dinner table amongst the other Smashers, having a conversation about the villains in the group. Link had mentioned Ganodorf and how he swore the man was evil but no one believed him. “You’ll see- they all say I’m crazy, but I’m not! I’M NOT!” He noticed Pit trying not to smile and glared at the brunette, accusing, “Fairy!”

“I’m not a fairy!” Pit huffed in response, bringing up the age old argument that they had been having since the very moment they had met. Link had mistaken Pit for a fairy and the angel had been offended, screaming in his own defense- it had gone on from there, the same battle day after day.

“Are too,” Link informed.

“Am not!” Pit cried.

“Are too, times ten,” Link retorted with a smirk.

Pit glared at him. “You say I’m a fairy, but I’m not! I’m an Angel, an ANGEL!”

“I agree, then, you’re not a fairy,” Link hummed with a nod. Pit stared at him in shock and the blonde grinned, then saying, “You’re an uber fairy.”

“Well you’re… uber crazy!” Pit accused, not knowing what the word meant but using it in the right context anyway.

“You know, I keep little bitty fairies in bottles,” Link mused to himself, tapping his finger on his bottom lip in thought. “I could always make a big bottle.”

Pit paled for a moment before huffing, “I’m not a fairy! And if I was then you’d be a fairy lover!”

“I’m not a fairy lover,” Link responded coldly.

“Then I’m not a fairy!” Pit nodded.

“How do you figure that, fairy?”

“You love me, so you’re a fairy lover.”

Link didn’t protest much more then crossing his arms and turning away. He knew if he tried to say anything more on the subject it would start a dramatic fight and the rest of the Smashers were already watching in amusement, he didn’t need to become the nightly entertainment.

“Fine, you’re not a fairy,” Link finally agreed. However as Pit smirked, thinking he had won, Link told him, “You’re a pixie.”

“I’m not a- wait, what is a pixie?” Pit asked in confusion.

“A more whiney version of a fairy,” Link informed with a nod.

“I’m not a pixie!” Pit protested.

“Which makes you a fairy.”

“Angel!”

“Fairy.”

“Angel!”

“F-A-I-R-Y.”

“Fine. FINE!” Pit cried, throwing his hands up. “I’m a fairy, are you happy!?”

Link smirked. “Yes. And I recorded that for future black mail.” He nodded to Zelda who smiled and held up a tape recorder she had been holding.

Pit stared in shock before looking betrayed. “Y-you jerk!”

“You’re the one who admitted it,” Link sing-songed.

“Because you were taunting me and being a jerk!” Pit accused.

“You want to see taunting?” Link asked, before he leaned forward and brushed their lips just close enough together that Pit could feel it, then he pulled away, not quite going all the way into a kiss.

“You’re such a jerk!” Pit cried, throwing his hands up.

“I’m not a jerk,” Link huffed.

“You’re a jerk!” Pit accused.

“No I’m not,” Link defended.

“You are!” Pit finally had enough and stood up, storming off dramatically.

“And now,” Peach said after a few seconds of silence. “Link will follow him and they’ll have extremely loud make up sex, followed by another fight at breakfast.”

“Yep,” Link said with a smirk, standing up and following after Pit.

“I’m dropping out of this,” Ike muttered, sinking into his chair. “I don’t know how much more of this I can take.”

“Hey,” Wolf said, putting a hand on his shoulder. “At least you don’t live next door to them.” They both gave a sad look to Mario and Luigi, who both shook their heads with a sigh.

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Yeah, that was random. I know. :