A/N: Yet another story I wrote for my homework! LOL This one was for my Health class, I had to write a story about domestic violence. Well, I couldn’t resist… LOL

Also, in the following story Flippy and Petunia are married. I’d rather have it Cuddles and Giggles, but they would’ve been way out of character. At least Petunia’s a little crazy…

Happy Tree Friends:

Tough Love

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Petunia angrily jumped out of bed to the sound of the baby crying once again. Before she turned on the light she bumped into the nightstand and yelled an obscenity. She then turned on the light and stormed out of the room. She hated her life and her husband. This is what she gave up all her hopes and dreams for. That baby, that stupid husband of hers. Then her husband, Flippy burst into the house. “Shut that frickin baby up!” He yelled as he threw his bag on the floor.

“No, you shut up!” She then slapped him across the face. He then grabbed her by the throat and threw her across the room. She slammed into the wall and fell to the floor. Then a picture frame fell off the wall and shattered on her head. She then laughed maniacally as she grabbed a shard of the broken glass and ran to Flippy and shoved the shard of glass into his gut. She then ripped it out and his intestines blasted out. She then grabbed his intestines and swung him around, then let go. He flew into the TV and then the TV fell on top off him on the floor. Flippy roared as he burst out of the TV holding two wires and then shoved the wires into Petunia’s arms, sending her into the air flopping around from the high voltage.

BOOM! She exploded into the ceiling and before she could slam into the ground Flippy kicked her in the face and as she flopped up he kicked her in the mouth and her some of her teeth flew out. He then grabbed a screwdriver and yelled, “Screw you!” He laughed maniacally as he shoved the screwdriver into her eye. She screamed in pain then punched him in the throat. He choked and gagged as she pulled both her eyes out, which were both connected to one optic nerve. She then blindly swung them at him like nun chucks. Flippy just stood there. She couldn’t see him and she didn’t know what she was aiming at. It obviously wasn’t him. Flippy then shrugged, grabbed a hammer and slammed it into her head. She finally blacked out.

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Later that night…

Flippy and Petunia both hugged each other. Flippy’s stomach was sewed up and Petunia’s eyes were back in place. “I’m sorry I ripped out your intestines, honey,” Petunia said.

“That’s okay, baby. Sorry I shoved a screwdriver in your eye and all,” Flippy said.

“I love you…I hope you die,” she said.

He then put his arms around her and said proudly, “You’re the girl I just love to hate. And hate to admit I love.” Then he shot jerked his arm into her throat, strangling her with his arm as she squirmed and gagged.

Happy End