|Fun with the Cullens
Author: DeadlyPrecious PM
Ok so just some random fun with the cullens! example for my contest!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 11-14-08 - id: 4655520
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a/n: ok chapter 3 finally here:)
Oh God. I really don't want to know what Emmett had planned for us but by the look on his face, I would find out very soon. We were back in the Cullen's living room and Emmett was plotting to get us back. Edward and I were sitting on the couch and he had his arm around my shoulders and we kept glancing nervously at each other.
"What's wrong Eddie, are you afraid of what I have planned for you and little bella?"
"Umm yea kinda" Edward mumbled and to a human it would have been incoherent. Emmett grinned evilly.
"Ok bella, ill make you a deal. I will tell you what you have to do for truth and what you have to do for dare ok?"
"Alright for dare you have to go to Wal-Mart and run around the whole store in your underwear twice. At human speed."
"What r u effing insane!!"
"Now calm down bella. For truth I will ask you to describe every moment of your second honeymoon. Which will it be?" Emmett challenged. I glanced over at Edward for help but he was too busy looking at Emmett like he was going to kill him.
"Ummm I pick the running around wal-mart. At least we are going to leave soon so they won't laugh at me for all of eternity like you guys would if I chose the alternative." I stated bitterly and glared at Emmett. I glanced over at Edward who looked like he wanted to rip Emmett's head off. Then I looked at jasper that appeared to be concentrating very hard on keeping Edward calm, and it wasn't working very well.
"Bella, you don't have to do this love" he whispered to me.
"Oh yes she does, I did my end and now she has to do hers!" Emmett whined like a little child who had just had there diaper shoved up there butt. I giggled to myself when I pictured that happening…oh wait they are all looking at me like im crazy, I must of accidently voiced what I imagined happening. Oops…
"ok moving on…" alice said.
"no wait, I an explain-"
"no, moving on" she said. Damn now they think im crazy, oh well, I still don't compare to Emmett in that area.
"fine" I grumbled. Edward looked at me silently asking for me to tell him what that was all about, so I let down my shield and then he started busting out laughing.
"ok I don't know whats up with you two, but we need to move on" Emmett said " so bella, when would you like to do this?"
"never…but if I have to chose, I mine as well get it over with today."
"perfect…"Emmett grinned mischievously
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Oh no, mikes freakin car is here!!! I bet he will pee on himself when he sees this. Man edward is gonna freak!
"bella, please tell me that is not mikes car…"
"do you want me to tell you that, or the truth? I asked him
"ahh man, this is like a damn wet dream for him" he groaned and instinctively wrapped his arm around my waist.
Well at least Emmett didn't make me wear a thong, that would be bad. Ok well here goes nothing. I pulled off my top and bottoms and started "running".
Im really glad I cant read minds, but juding by the look on every males face that saw me, I have a pretty good idea of what they were thinking.
Then mike pulled his cart out right in front of me and looked like he was about to explode of happiness…