To Be of the Firsts

First Kid

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When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

--; The Proclaimers, “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”

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“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!”

“Hermione, love, you don’t mean that… I hope.”

“WE’RE NEVER HAVING ANOTHER KID.”

“But you said you wanted at least four!”

“I wouldn’t push your luck right now, Draco.”

“YES, DRACO, FOR ONCE LISTEN TO THE MIDWIFE!”

“But I am listening to the midwife!”

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The birthing process had been painful, and Draco had been a pain in her arse. That’s all Hermione really remembered about anything that had happened between the time Draco, Ginny, and Blaise had rushed her to the hospital to when she had heard a baby’s wail.

They hadn’t decided on the name for the baby yet, as they wanted the sex to be a surprise. Hopefully her husband wouldn’t convince her into naming him anything Latin or something silly like that; Hermione wasn’t about to let her baby get beat up at Hogwarts.

But, aside from that, Hermione Malfoy did feel bad for her husband, especially after what she put him through. She had crushed some bones in his hand, which were now healed thanks to a potion and some bandages, and those bruises weren’t going to go away anytime soon…

“I’m glad you put up with me,” Hermione’s eyes glittered with amusement as the infamously cold Draco Malfoy cooed at his newborn son.

Looking up from Leonardo (Leo for short, he had decided), Draco smiled, “I would walk five-hundred miles for you, Hermione.”

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A/n.

I am much to young to have gone through giving birth first hand, so I hope you don’t mind that I made this more humorous (or at least attempted) then all lovely-dovey, angles come down and sing story. Oh, and I ended the drabble with a reference to the song used above.

Well guys… this is it. That is so sad D:

But if you really liked this story, then shortly (maybe even tonight if I’m not lazy), I’m going to be starting a collection almost exactly like this but with Disney quotes. Yay! I already know the title, and everything! (Once Upon a Disney, corny, yet it gets’er done :D)

I really, really appreciate all the love and reviews I got from this story; you guys are too sweet to me.

For the last time, thanks so much to: for reviewing luv2read134, TheOneAndOnliiBethii, blossomgirl94, iceskateluvr, Hermione’sBFF454, closeted94, TwILIgHt-Lover24, DCoD

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