Disclaimer: THIS IS NOT MY STORY, but, with permission, I'm re-writing the story that was made oh-so-famous by Agent Pendergas

I don’t nor have I ever owned any characters from Super Smash Bros Melee they belong to someone else but me

Now on with the story, for your pleasure Smasher High

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FOX P.O.V.

BEEP BEEP, great way to start the day the damn alarm clock wakes me up at …….4:00 A.M. “Damn it Falco try messing with my alarm again and you WILL wake up with pink hair. Mark my words.”

“Yea, yea whatever Fox... first off, you ain’t got the guts, second you ain’t got the stuff”. I couldn’t help but grin remembering how I got our friend Zelda to give me some of her left over hot pink hair dye, Zelda always wanted to see Falco get pranked.

(Well it’s four A.M. and since I’m up I won’t be able to get back to sleep again, might as well get ready for another day of hell a.k.a. high school.) I got up found the clothes for that day and headed into the shower. Twenty minutes later I got out and put on my outfit, which consisted of a black shirt with the words “I need a nap” scribbled across the top, my torn up jeans, and my silver fox head necklace. Once I got down stairs I see Falco half asleep in his cereal with his blue hair all gelled up (his hair is his pride and joy) wearing a bright red shirt that read “a little hard work never hurt anybody... but why take a chance” and some black jeans.

“Hey dumbass, next time don’t use the alarm clock or don’t set it so early”

“Yea I kinda get that now”.

“C’mon it’ll take a bit to get Link, and Zelda, and then head off to school”

“Whatever, I’ll be sleeping in the back, wake me up at school.” When we got to Zelda’s I honked the horn a couple times and she finally came out with her boyfriend Link. Due to Falco sleeping in the back they sat in the front, when Link sat down he was gripping his backpack like there was no tomorrow. Finally curiosity got the better of me and I asked “Dude, Link what’s with the death grip on the pack, seriously if that thing was living it would be blue”

“Zelda wants to clean out my pack and throw out my stuff”

“There is no reason why my boyfriend should have to lug around all that junk every day”

“But I like my junk,” whined Link like a 5 year old kid. At this point, I burst out laughing. All this over some stupid papers. That is basically how things went up until we got to school. We got there just in time to see Bowser and his little gang mess with some freshmen. Bowser is a really big, really stupid guy that has red hair, sharp teeth, and could be usually seen in his leather jacket, combat boots, and spiked wristbands. Next to him is Yoshi, the brains of the group. The guy screams nerd. He’s got giant glasses, a bright green pair shirt and matching pair of shorts that just make you want to hit him, and some red boots that are annoying in their own right. Finally there was Peach, she usually wore a lot of name brand shit and a skirt that was barely long enough to count a skirt and not some napkin tired around her waist. She was the one who got the resources for their little “operations.”

Fortunately I got past, without them noticing me. I'm not scared of them but they just annoy the hell out of me. Just as I get into the door the principle of Smasher High calls me into his office and I can only wonder what Falco did that I’m gonna get blamed for. You see, he's an adoptive brother... with my last name, so sometimes he pulls some shit and I get blamed. It causes of a case of mistaken identity.

Well I got into the principals office, sit down and immediately say “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it”. This only causes him to laugh and tell me “No Mr. McCloud neither you nor your brother did something wrong, we merely accepted a new student and she is in your classes so you are to escort her for a week until she knows her way around the school.”

“Ok”, just then there’s a knock at the door.

“Ah that must be her now, come in Miss Aran” I turn my head to see a girl an inch or two shorter than me with blonde hair to about her neck, a nice figure, and emerald green eyes. She was wearing baggy black running shorts, plain white sneakers and a navy shirt that said “ Some sage advise 1) live life 2) have fun 3)don’t fck up”. I gotta admit she’s hot

“how’s it goin?”

now i will ask, or beg as it were, this story has been removed 3 times due to grammer so someone PLEASE contact me about being my beta, i really could care less who it is as long asI can keep my story on the net.