Carson Daily:Here we are the at the Black Forest benefit concert for "Children who can't read good" and it already seems to be drawing a large crowd which probably consists of mostly people who can't read and here to help with coverage is Kurt Loder
Kurt Loder:{mumbles some stuff incoherently}
Carson:Yeah that is the mood here at the concert today and now more abou the acts appearing today headlining the event is Rob Zombie and KoRn along with heavy metal icon Ozzy Osbourne also playing is Met..wait we've just been handed this press release Metallica can't play because they're to busy suing everyone and wait we've just been sued because we said their name
Kurt:{yells while Carson is still talking}Turn that music down you punks
Carson:they're not playing yet
Kurt:Don't back talk your grandpappy Billy
Carson:my names Carson

{The DBZ people are down near the front row}

Goku:{trys to crowd surf but there is not yet a mosh pit so he falls flat on his face}
Gohan:did you hear that fucking fuck shit Metallica's suing MTV
Vegeta:I'll fucking break Metallica's godamn necks
Man in suit:{walks up and hands them each court dates}
Gohan:What the fucking fuck is this?
Man in suit:you are being sued by Metallica for use of their name without proper copyright laws
Vegeta:goddammit!
{the lights on the stage flash and several strobe lights appear causing Chazou to have a seizure and his head explodes as he screams but no one can hear him because hes a mime and Rob Zombie appears on the stage and starts his set with Meet The Creeper}
Goku:{jumps into the mosh pit and is finally able to crowd surf but is dropped and nearly stomped to death but manages to crawl out bloody}

{Rob Zombie finishes with his set and disappears before KoRn takes the stage and begins with Freak On A Leash}
Jonathan:{slams his bagpipes against the ground like a guitar and hits Munky after swinging them around}
Munky:ahh damnit Jon
Jonathan:{stumbles back and a smoke cloud appears everyone thinks its part of the show and they laugh and when the cloud is gone so is Jon}
Head:Fuck where'd he go
Fieldy:{spots large shoe shaped tracks}oh no big foot kidnapped Jon and he's taken him back to make him a love slave
David:Damnit Fieldy! I said no more pot and supermarket tabloids before the concerts ever again
Fieldy:{throws his bass down and hops off stage running into the crowd screaming gibberish}
Munky:{rubs his head}so what are we gonna do we can't play without Jon
Head:{spots Goku and the others}look its our friends
{a sudden boom knocks KoRn off stage and in their place stands Marilyn Manson and The Beautiful People can be heard somewhere in the background}
Marilyn:Foolish mortals we have kidnapped your precious Jon{Manson flickers some revealing he is a hologram}..damnit Twiggy hold the camera still
Twiggy:sorry
Marilyn:ok now where were we oh yeah{laughs evilly}we have taken Jon and we will not give him back until you meet our demands 1.I want more make up wants 6 dollars want the head of the Zombie and want a pair of pants..
Twiggy:{whispers}comfortable pants
Marilyn:Comfortable pants!
Twiggy:{whispers again}with pockets large ones
Marilyn:With large pockets and possibly a belt it doesn't have to be leather just something simple for when we want to go out you know{disappears from the stage}

Carson:for those of you just joining us Jon Davis was kidnapped earlier today and we have just recieved a transmission from Marilyn Manson with a list of demands if Jon is to be returned we are hoping you the people will help in the donation of these items make up, 6 dollars, the head of Rob Zombie, and of course the hardest to obtain item a pair of comfortable pants with large pockets and a casual belt for when you just need something to hold your pants up and now we go live backstage with Ozzy Osbourne

{Carson appears backstage with Ozzy}
Carson:Do you intend to meet with Mansons demands
Ozzy:We will not deal with terrorists besides I know Manson and even he is not this evil he must truly be a pawn in a greater scheme of things
Carson:What about Rob he is supposed to perfrom later today with tracks from his new CD do you think he'll still perform after Mansons threats
Ozzy:I know Rob also and he will perform because he has a special place in his heart for children who can't read good and he will do everything in his power to help them
Carson:What about you do you plan to still perform?
Ozzy:I will..eventually but what comes first is making sure Jon is returned safely until then whoever kidnapped him if you're watching{pulls out a bat and bites its head off}thats gonna be you
Carson and everyone watching MTV:{throw up}

{Carson is once again outside talking to KoRn and the DBZ people}
Carson:I understand that you all will be spearheading the search for Jon
Gohan:Fucking fuck of a fucked fuck yes!
Carson:you can't say that on tv
Vegeta:Fuck off fuck face with a microphone thinks he's all cool with his camera guy oooh
Carson:We'll be right back