White & Brown: Diary

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto.

Monday

Dear Diary,

Ugh! Why! Why! WHY! Why must he keep torturing me? I bet that creep enjoys it, making me suffer! KILL KILL KILL!...no Tenten…get a hold of yourself. I cannot believe what he did this time! Today he completely embarrassed me at school today he and his stupid friends, Sasu-prick, Naru-baka and Shika-ass told everyone at school that I was afraid of bunnies!

How could have he found out of my deepest darkest secret!? I bet he spied on me…what else have he learned! OMG! Note to self: Barricade all windows. Is it my fault I got traumatized by mister Bunnybuns? I still remember it.

Flashback 3 yr old me.

“Tenten honey, meet mister Bunnybuns!” my mother said.

“Yay! Bunny bunny!” I cheered.

She left me alone with him. I walked closer and decided to pet him. But then he looked at me with his red beady little eyes that scream bloody murder. His cute evil nose twitching “innocenctly” and then he attacked, he hopped towards me.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!” I screamed.

END OF FLASHBACK

See, I could have died! Well anyway, I hope tomorrow will be a good day. Goodnight Diary!

Yours truly,

~Tenten~