Disclaimer: Saint Seiya does not belong to me, or the rest of the RPers. This is a combined work, it belongs to all the RPers listed below.

Notes: This was done in a format in which we all RPed all the characters. Um, I can say that I did a lot of Hyoga and Saga, AnMei did all of Shunrei, DaHaloChick did Shun and Seiya (I believe), Stayka did Deathmask and Shaina and Camus, and Niteskye did Shion and Hades. I do not recall very well, as this occurred last Christmas eve. I am posting as an early Merry Christmas to everybody, as I will be busy this entire month.

Warning, there is a lot of craziness, everybody marrying, random references to adult things, and quite a bit of gay at the end. YOU ARE FOREWARNED.

RP Members: Shaina (Stayka), Raven, DaHaloChick, AnMei, Plantress, Marin/Lynx/Shun, Niteskye, me (AuroraExecution)

Deathmask: If I have to hear this dratted Xmas tootle 5 minutes longer, I'm going to kill someone!

Hyoga: Fa la la la LA LA LA LA LA!

Deathmask decides to drink a large mug of mulled wine as the music really gets on his nerves.

Marin is hanging garland.

Tatsumi is running around in circles while Seiya and Shiryu spar in the living room.

Tatsumi: don't do that, you'll break something, oh no, what will I do with you, if only Miss Kiddo would let me beat you little brats, you'd learn!

Milo is busy hanging mistletoe above the doorways.

Camus: Milo...you're just making trouble for everyone. Now the yaoi fangirls will really have material to work with.

Milo: Come on Camus, lighten up a little!

Aphrodite: Yaoi material, hmm?

Milo: O___O Stay away from me Aphrodite!

Aphrodite: I didn't say anything... *goes back to fixing his lipstick*

Marin: You're going to get so drunk, Shaina will want nothing to do with you, Deathmask!

Deathmask: Huh? Err... Well... If I kill Milo, I would get into trouble, too.

Marin: Oh, leave poor Milo alone. *she slides next to him and pokes Milo's arm* Hey, Milo, whatcha hanging up there?

Aiolia: *anger*

Shaina (to Marin): Fortunately, Deathmask hasn't noticed after the first mug that I replaced the wine with spiced hot grape juice.

Marin: Ahhh *grins at Shaina, then hears her poor lion growling* Something wrong?

Aiolia: *sullenly* No. (thinking to self: must save Marin- can't- mustn't give away relationship- but- no) *fake grin* No, nothing

Marin: *now concerned* What's wrong?

Shaina (to Marin): You don expect me to deal with a drunk Deathmask?

Marin: Of course not, that’s why I told him to be careful!

Deathmask: *grumbling* I hate it when people talk over my head about me!

Shaina tousles Deathmask's hair and puts some tinsel from the Xmas tree into it.

Aiolia grabs a bottle of vodka and begins sucking on it like there's no tomorrow

Marin: *grumbles* I also, in turn, will not deal with a drunken lion!.

Kanon is sneaking around with a camera.

Shunrei: *leans next to Aiolia with an apologetic whisper* Would you like a glass for that?

Shiryu: *walks in and sidles up to Shunrei* Can I have a glass?

Shunrei: *lights up and hands the Aiolia-glass to him* Here you are, Shiryu.

Shaina (to Marin): You need to teach him better *grins*

Marin: Apparently. Get that away from your lips, Aiolia! *she takes the bottle and kisses him instead*

Aiolia is happy.

Kanon: Hey, Deathmask! *snaps a picture of Deathmask and Shaina*

Shaina beams in to the camera. Deathmask doesn't look as enthusiastic.

Seiya grabs another instant camera now that his partner is gone and runs around taking drunk-photos of Deathmask and whomever else he can catch.

Kanon: Cheer up, Deathmask. It's Christmas!

Shaina (to Kanon): Oh, I’ll cheer him up later.

Kanon grins with a wink.

Camus: *glares at Milo and Shura* Forget it. I will not produce any more ice cubes for your drinks!

Milo: Ah, come on, Camus. It's only a little ice!

Camus: I hate being at this party in the first place. And then being degraded to work as the ice maker? It's humiliating!

Marin hugs Aiolia's arm to try and keep him from drinking.

Aiolia: ??

Shunrei: I didn't know you drank any of these liquors, Shiryu.

Shiryu: *sheepishly* I don't, really. You just looked like you wanted someone to give a glass to...

Shunrei: *blush* I was trying to be nice to the Gold Leo.

Shiryu: *blushes too* I was trying to be nice to you...

Shunrei starts playing with the end of her braid nervously.

Shaina: *gives Deathmask a mug of hot chocolate* Sweets for my sweet!

Kanon: Isn't that cute? *Takes another picture of Deathmask*

Deathmask (grumbling): I'm NOT cute!

Shaina: *gives him a soft kiss on the cheek* But you are!

Deathmask: Damn it, Kanon, are you making a photo album of us?

Kanon: *Takes another picture of the couple*

Shaina: Oh please, can I have copies of the photos?

Kanon agrees. (I think this part got cut out accidentally, sorry.)

Shaina: Cool!

Deathmask: Kanon, if you spread them anywhere else, you'll be toast!

Kanon: You don't scare me, crab.

Meanwhile…

Saga: Hey, Camus...could you ice my drink?

Camus: *glares at Saga* Would you like me to ice YOU?

Saga: *calmly* Would you like to try?

Saori clears her throat.

Camus: *coldly* Sure. Freezi...

Aphrodite: Lighten up, Camus, it's Christmas!

Saori raises an eyebrow irritably at Camus.

Camus stops his Freezing Coffin just in time and looks chastised to the ground.

Milo: *sheepishly* Camus...you DO know that Saga would probably have Galaxian Explosion-ed you?

Aphrodite: Here, Camus, have a tart.

Camus (to Milo): Well, that would have been the end of the party, wouldn't you say?

Milo: *shrugs* Do you think Saga cares?

Saori: I would say that it would indeed be the end of such a nice party.

Camus: Well, it would have been a good excuse to have it gotten this over with.

Milo: You are SUCH a spoilsport.

Saori: I'm sorry you're not enjoying yourself, Camus.

Milo: Don't worry about Mr. Icecube, Athena, he hates anything fun.

Meanwhile…

June: *walks in* Hello everyone! ^_^

Shun: *blush* Hi there, June.

June: Hi Shun! *blushes a bit as well.* It's good to see you!

Shun: How are you?

June: Wonderful! A little cold...*giggles* I brought presents, though! *she has several bags in her hands*

Deathmask: Well, we can always figure out who should be scared, Saga!

Shaina: *sits on Deathmask's lap* Don't you dare move, my dear!

Saga: Remember, Deathmask. All your attack does is send people to hell. I've been there already...

Marin: BURNED! *grins at Saga*

Kanon takes yet another picture of Shaina and Deathmask.

Kanon (to Shaina): At least you two are interesting...unlike some. *looks over at Marin and Aiolia*

Shaina (to Kanon): I have to save my cute crab from himself all the time. *grins*

Marin: You want something picture-worthy, Kanon? *she grabs Aiolia by his collar and slams her lips against his*

Aiolia: ..!!!!!!! *purrs*

Kanon goes crazy with the camera.

Camus (to Saori): I hate parties. I hate so many people around. And I hate that it is so warm here!

Saori: You hate everything, Camus. We see that.

Seiya: *leans in with a mouthful of chips from behind Camus* Weh c'n loch y'inna f'eezer… (translation: We can lock you in the freezer.)

Camus (to Seiya): At least there it would be cool and quiet.

Shun: Here, June, I bought you a present. *hands June a box*

June: *blush* thank you...oh, hold on! *she rummages through a bag and hands a present to Shun* This is for you...

Shun: Thank you, June. *opens up the present*

Seiya: *slaps Camus on the back* Ah, suck it up, have a drink. You might even have SOME fun.

Kiki: FUN? Where? *runs in*

Camus: *looks at Seiya's hand as if it was some unpleasant insect* Well, if you have some classy wine here, I might consider it.

Marin: I know I brought wine!

Hyoga: Yeah, Camus-sensei. *evil grin* Let's get you drunk so you'll have an orgy with us later.

Saori: *looks at Hyoga with surprise* Yes, indeed, Hyoga.

Camus: *looks shocked at Hyoga* I thought I'd have you brought up a bit more well-bred.

Hyoga: *grin* Oh...I have a little fun now and then...I'm really joking about the orgy, though Camus-sensei.

Camus: *sternly* I hope for you that you were only joking about that!

Meanwhile…

Mu: Kiki! Watch out for that vase---

Kiki: *catches it in the nick of time* Whoops! ^_^; *sets it back gingerly*

Mu: *smiles* You've improved your reflexes, Kiki.

Kiki: *hands Mu a box* Merry Christmas, Mu-sama!

Mu: Oh, thank you so much, Kiki.

Kiki: Of course! XD

Deathmask is currently quiet as Shaina decided to comfort him a little ^_^

On the other side of the room…

June: I hope you like it, Shun. I know you've been wanting that book for a while now. I finally found it...

Shun: I've been looking for this book for ages. *blushes again* Thank you a lot, June.

June: Of course, Shun...*smiles and opens up her gift*

Camus (muttering) I think I should consider a good spanking for Hyoga. Orgies...

Seiya: *sees an opportunity to cause some trouble and says loudly to embarrass Saori* A SPANKING Camus? You must really WANT that orgy after all *laughs*

Hyoga: Remember, I beat you last time, sensei. And all the yaoi fangirls are waiting for you to make out with Milo-san.

Milo: O_____O Don't joke about stuff like that, Hyoga!

Hyoga: I don't want to see you make out with Milo-san. But really, the yaoi fangirls would love to!

Camus now looks totally scandalised at Hyoga.

Valentine: Did someone mention an ORGY--- *knocks over a vase* Argh...

Kiki catches the vase again.

Valentine: ...thank you. *gets up* So, what was that about an orgy?

Marin: They better lay off of my man! *hugs Aiolia*

Saori: *blushing with the thoughts it put in her head, scolds him* Hyoga, please!

Hyoga: You know you like it, Saori.

Saori: *puts her hands on her cheeks…BLUSH* Hyoga!

Shaina: *smiling sweetly and looking at her suddenly long, black fingernails* Anyone who gets close to my man in any compromising way has to go past me first.

Deathmask: Umm... She can get scary once in a while...

Aphrodite: In a compromising way?

Shaina: *glaring at Aphrodite* That goes especially for you!

Aphrodite: Awww...*smirks, then goes back to drinking*

Miho: *walks in with presents* Merry Christmas everyone! ^_^

Hyoga: Anyone you want to make out with, Saori-san? I've seen some interesting pairings for you.

Saori has some pretty interesting pictures in her head right now and is trying to act like the proper little princess she's supposed to be.

Shaka: But she's still too young for that…

Saori: *walks away and pulls a gift from a pile and hands it to Kiki* Merry Christmas, Kiki-chan.

Kiki: Oh my gosh, a dremel!! I've always wanted one of these!!

Hyoga: Saori-san...some people think you like Seiya, but that's not one of the cool ones...

Saori: *turns to Hyoga, still embarrassed and now a little annoyed* Please stop mentioning that! *turns back to Kiki* It's "Dray-del", Kiki-chan. Not "Dremel".

Kiki: No, Saori-san, it's really a dremel! (A/N: A dremel is a machine shop tool.)

Saori: *goes over curiously* Hm? Oh, goodness. I'm sorry, Kiki-chan.

Mu: Er, Kiki, you had better not do anything suspicious with that thing...

Kiki: Of course not, Mu-sensei!

Miho: *she puts her presents down, all but one. She knocks Seiya in the back of the head, then when he turns to see her, holds it out* Merry Christmas, Seiya!

Seiya: *a tad tipsy* Mi’o! *Hug!!* howes you?

Miho: Oh Seiya...*she hugs him back* You drank too much already?

Seiya ignores her and drags her straight to the mistletoe, planting them firmly below it.

Miho: *blushes* S...Seiya...

Miho gets some bravery in her and kisses Seiya's cheek.

Seiya blushes for a second and gets all bashful before the liquor kicks in and he kisses her with gusto.

Miho eeps against his lips in shock but she'll kiss him back... (what can I say? she likes him ^_^)

Shaina doesn't need any mistletoe as excuse and kisses Deathmask.

Camus carefully maneuvers around all of the mistletoe twigs.

Meanwhile…

Shun: June, I think this necklace compliments your golden locks beautifully...

June: oh, Shun...it’s beautiful...*she takes it out of the box, admiring it before putting it on* Thank you....*she leans up and kisses his cheek*

Shun: *blushes bright red* June, I'm glad you like it.

June: I love it! *smiles*

Hyoga: *hums and drinks orange juice for a while* Hey, Saori! I just remembered...the online favorite for you is with Saga...or Kanon.

Saori gasps.

Aldebaran: *Come in with a huge plate of cookies* Who wants Christmas cookies?

Marin: Oh, cookies! *she nabs one* Thank you, Aldebaran

Aphrodite: May I try one? *takes a cookie*

Shaina: Here! *looks at Aldebaran* I'd love some!

Shaina gets a handful of cookies from Alde and begins to feed Deathmask with them.

Deathmask eats them while nibbling at her fingers playfully.

Hyoga: Though I've also found Hades, and Ikki, and the hot pairing with Pandora

Pandora: *gasps quite audibly* That...that is...

Seiya: Tha's HAWT

Miho: Oh, Seiya...*sighs (what a drunkard)*

Rhadamanthys: I object!

Pandora: As do I! ...um...no offense of course, Athena...

Saori : How did you get into my home?

Hyoga: Oh, Rhadamanthys, that would be so hawt though

Rhadamanthys: Hmph. No, it wouldn't.

Hyoga: You don't like lesbing?

Valentine: *taps Rhadamanthys on the shoulder* Oh come on Rhady, don't we all?

Pandora: Oh, hello, Valentine.

Marin (to Hyoga): Lesbing? Boy, are you drunk?

Seiya: *gets all emphatic* YESHY! HE'S D'UNK! PUNISH HIM! PUNISHNMTENTION HIM NAO!

Hyoga: I'm drinking orange juice! And I found the term online, on a parody.

Miho: Seiya, knock it off!

Seiya: *sits on a chair and folds his hands* yesh.

Shura: *pops out of the kitchen in an apron and chef’s hat* Dinner's almost ready, I swear!

Deathmask: Shura, I really wanted to help you, but you see, I wasn't allowed to...

Shura: Yeah, yeah....*mumbling* I wouldn't've messed with Shaina anyway...she's scary...*walks back in*

Shaina smiles at Deathmask and caresses his cheek.

Julian Solo: *comes in* Sorry I'm late, Saori....

Saori: *goes over to the normal polite people with relief, her face still all red* Hello, Julian, welcome.

Julian: Is something wrong, Saori?

Saori: *embarrassed* Um! No, nothing. Just silly jokes going around. I fear we might have had a few too many drinks out too early in the day...

Julian: Maybe you should have a drink too...you'd lighten up a little *smirks bashfully*

Saori: *blinks in astonishment and sighs* Maybe I shall...

Saori gets as close to hanging her head as anyone has seen her, and walks away.

June and Shun continue talking quietly until Ikki somehow shows up and gets them under mistletoe.

June kisses Shun, a sweet little press to the lips that leaves her blushing like mad.

Hyoga: *randomly shouts* By the way, Saori-san! I forgot the ones where they pair you with Julian!

Saori: *stops mid-step, puts her head down and trembles with anger* Hyoga...

Marin: That’s it, you Bronzies leave Athena alone!

Julian: *blush* (in a very VERY small voice) Would that be so bad?

Saori: *Blushing too* I…I guess it wouldn't be that bad....

Shaina: Well. The ones who paired Marin with me and my cute crab with either Aphrodite or Shura are dead by now. I hunted them down. *grins evilly*

Deathmask: *sighs* That’s my girl!

Shunrei: um... that's very admirable Shaina-San

Shura: *pops out* Me and Marin? I wouldn't mind. *grin*

Marin: Go back to cooking, Julia Child. *glare*

Aiolia growls and reaches for the vodka.

Marin: Aiolia, please...*she kisses his cheek* Slow down with the alcohol.

Aiolia: Give me some, Marin, I haven't had more than two glasses all night!

Marin: I don't want you getting sloshed. You're heavy, to carry you home'll be a pain!

Seiya: *leans up towards Miho like a little boy and cups her ear with a whisper* ppdstht! I gotta peee…

Miho: *sighs and drags him to the bathroom* Seiya, I am NOT helping you pee.

Seiya pouts and figures it out himself. When he's done, he stumbles back out and hugs Miho against the wall and snuggles his face into her cheek.

Seiya: I missh you when I donshee you enof. (translation: I miss you when I don’t see you enough.)

Shaina: *continues to stuff Deathmask with cookies* But remember, you need to train off the calories later tonight!

Julian: Um...Saori I bought you a present. *Hands her a small box*

Saori: *smiles at Julian* Thank you, Julian.

Julian:*blushes*

Saori: *opens Julian's present* Oh, what a pretty charm bracelet...

Shiryu: ...Seiya, are you alright?

Hyoga (to Shiryu): Maybe you should get hammered, and then you and Shunrei could FINALLY make out.

Shiryu: I refuse to disgrace myself like Seiya is disgracing himself right here!

Hyoga: *shrugs* At least he's getting somewhere with Miho.

Shaina (to Deathmask): Look, the little ones seem to want to play, too.

Shun continues to read a book.

Camus has finished the bottle of wine by now, and the party doesn't look as awful as before.

Shun: Hyoga, stop embarrassing people, it's rude

Hyoga: hey, it's not my fault that Saori is dumber than you and June. At least you guys are chatting and making out and stuff.

Saori: I'm standing right here, I can hear you!

Shun: *puts down book* That was uncalled-for, Hyoga!!

Shaina is still sitting on Deathmask's lap with one arm around his neck.

Shaina (to the Taurus): Aldebaran, do you have some cookies left?

Aldebaran: I think I have some left in the kitchen. *Goes to check*

Deathmask: Do you want me to gain weight?

Shaina: No, I just want an excuse that you have to ...train a little more tonight *grins*

Shiryu: For the last time, Hyoga, I'm not going to just---

Shunrei: There's some mistletoe over here! *drags Shiryu off*

Hyoga: Shun...*sighs* You and June WERE making out, though.

Shun: *turns red* Okay, fine, so?

Hyoga: So, now my goal is to get Saori and Julian to do the same.

Shun: Okay, fine. I still think you'll get in trouble for embarrassing Athena. *goes back to reading*

Julian: Wh…what? *Blushing*

Saori: Hyoga, shut up.

Hyoga: Ok, I'm done. But really...you guys obviously want to, so why don't you? Make out, I mean.

Julian: O____O

Saori: *blushing* Hyoga! Would you please stop talking about that!

Shaina: Where's the Kyoukou? *looks around*

Shun: IF you're so insistent on seeing people make out, why don't you find a female saint and make out with her?

Hyoga: *sighs dramatically* I would, Shun-kun, but they seem to all be taken. And I DEFINITELY don't want to risk fighting you over June.

Valentine: You're into voyeurism, aren't you?

Camus: And what about these two blonde girls you were dating, Hyoga?

Shun: Yeah, Hyoga? What about them?

Hyoga: I thought you didn't go in for this kind of thing, Camus? And Shun?

Camus: I was only observing *hic*

Shun: Ditto, and I'm not drunk, either.

Hyoga: Well...they're not Saints, but we made out quite a bit, if you'd like to know.

Shun: Why didn't you invite them?

Hyoga: *sadly* They both dumped me.

Camus: *looks around* I thought Saori had invited them to the party, too.

Saori: I did invite them, but they said they didn't want to be in the same room as Hyoga.

Hyoga: *shrugs melodramatically* See?

Camus: Maybe you shouldn't have dated both at the same time!

Shun: *sighs* I need a drink.

June: *comes back* How 'bout I replace your drink?

Shun: I can live with that.

Jabu: Saori-sama? Sorry that I'm a little late, but I had to wrap the present for you still...

Julian is obviously jealous.

Jabu goes to Saori and goes down on one knee, presenting her a small parcel.

Jabu: For you, ojou-sama!

Saori: *sighs* Thank you, Jabu. But you don't have to be so dramatic. It's only a present....

Jabu: Well, but it is for you! *blushes slightly*

Julian: *obviously grinding his teeth* Well, Saori, I suppose I should be leaving now.

Jabu: *looks at Julian* Yes, you should!

Shun: *mutters* Awkward.

Saori: *puzzled* Why should you leave? I invited you here because I wanted you here.

Julian: I believe I am no longer welcome.

Hyoga: You're quite welcome...*snicker*

Jabu puts on an innocent smile.

Saori: Don't tell me you're jealous of Jabu of all people? Jabu always does stuff like that. He's like an annoying brother.

Julian, Jabu, and Hyoga respond at the same time.

Julian: No matter what, I feel no longer welcome.

Jabu: Ojou-sama! Why do you always torture me like that!

Hyoga: A brother who wants to be your sex slave...

Shun: O.o?! Hyoga!!

Seiya: *laughs at that* Y'tell'm Jafu.

Saori: Please don't leave, Julian!

Julian: Since you are the one who asks, I will stay.

Saori: *smiling at Julian* Thank you. I do have a present for you...I think I left it in my office.

Jabu sniffs as Saori runs out of the room.

Hyoga: *shouts generally* Does anyone disagree with what I just said?

Shunrei : Um.. I don't think that's exactly fair, Hyoga-san.

Ikki: *snickering* Unicorns always run to virgins, don't they?

Seiya: An’ Unicorms is always ARE Virgins!

Shiryu is trying not to laugh.

Shun: Seiya, go and lie down. You're drunk.

Seiya: I know I am. Can Miho come lie down with me?

Miho smiles at Seiya.

Jabu: Want a hit on the nose, pony boy?

Seiya: *looks at Jabu* Too bad the only horn yew kin get up is yer helmet’s…

Shun: Seiya, that’s going too far, knock it off. *grabs him by the arms*

June: Oh dear...^_^;

Miho: Seiya, in trouble again...

Shaina: Hey, where's the Pope? DEATHMASK said he wants to make an honorable woman of me...

Seiya: *pushes at Shun* hayheyheyhayhayhay-! leggo

Shun: Not until you sober up.

Miho: Seiya...*she takes his other arm* You need to sober up.

Seiya: I em nottat drunk, I .. jussee two of ya.

Miho: Come on, let's go lie down for a while. I'll get you some water.

Shaina: I guess we need to wait a little longer, my Angelo....

Deathamask: You know what I'd like to do now? *he whispers something in Shaina's ear*

Shun: Can somebody get some coffee?

June: I'll get some! *she runs into the kitchen and comes out with a cup of coffee and a huge blush on her face*

Marin: Is something wrong, June?

Shun: Thank you, June. *hands it to Miho* Get Seiya to drink this.

Miho nods and forces him.

Seiya: *downs it and gags* ick! thass coffee, wissout sugar!

Shun: . Seiya

Saori: *Comes back in with a blue box* Merry Christmas, Julian!

Julian opens the box.

Julian: These are very lovely socks, Saori...

Milo: *yells at Saori and Julian* Hey, did you know you're standing under the mistletoe?

Hyoga: Thank Milo! (as opposed to Thank God, or something)

Marin: Nice job, Milo.

Saori: *just notices the mistletoe and blushes* Ummm...Julian...

Julian: *decides to be brave* Shall we break tradition and make out in private, or should we just do it here?

Deathmask: *gets up, lifting Shaina in his arms* Athena-sama, would you allow us to leave your party?

Saori: !! Julian! *BLUSH*

Julian: At your service.

Hyoga: Finally...

Saori: *flushes and looks down* We can't do anything like that.

Shun: *sighs and looks at June*

Julian: Is there any particular reason why not?

Saori: Because it isn't proper, Julian. I'm sorry, I can't. *blushing furiously* I mean, I want to but....

Shun: Athena, I think you can break tradition for one time. It’s the holidays after all.

Deathmask looks at Athena who seems to be somewhat ...occupied and decides that she probably won't notice him and Shaina leaving. Deathmask teleports back to his temple with Shaina.

Camus has found another bottle of wine.

Jabu: *looks crestfallen at Saori and Julian* You break my heart, ojou-sama!

Theatrically, Jabu leaves Kiddo mansion.

June: *smiles at Shun shyly* Breaking tradition...that sounds good to me...but sometimes...tradition can be good... *she nods upwards to the mistletoe above the two of them*

Shun: *takes June's hand and looks at mistletoe* So it seems.

June shyly leans up and kisses him.

Shun kisses June passionately.

Hyoga: *folds his arms* Saori-san, since when have rules applied to us?

Saori: I...guess a break in tradition isn't that bad....

Hyoga: Good. I fully expect you two to be dating within the next month

Milo: *smirking* I just knew all that mistletoe was a good idea.

Julian: Then may I? *leans down toward Saori*

Shunrei is sipping at a glass of eggnog that someone handed her, mindful of the fact that she and Shiryu have stood against the same wall near each other for most of the night not even talking.

Marin: Hey, Milo…do you have any more mistletoe lying around? *mischievous grin* Hey, Shiryu?

Shun: *breaks away and looks at June* Do you want to go somewhere private, June?

June: *blushes* Oh...um...sure, Shun...

Shun: *smiles* If you want to, that is.

Shun and June leave hand in hand.

Marin: Shunrei?

Shunrei: *looks up* oh! Um, what can I do for you Marin-san?

Marin: Um...what is that above your head? *slips away*

Camus curls up in a corner - alone with his bottle of wine.

Marin: Oh, Camus, lighten up! *kneels next to him*

Camus: Marin! Well, I'm fine, I think.

Aiolia: Vodka...

Marin: Aiolia, what is wrong, my love? You've never been so attached to alcohol before.

Aiolia: There's so much making out, and so little of it is happening to us...

Shion: *enters* Was I invited to this party?

Milo: Deathmask and Shaina were looking for you, but they left. And Kiki got a dremel from Mu.

Kiki: SHION-SAMA! *grins and runs a box over to him* Merry Christmas!

Shion: *takes box* Oh, thank you, Kiki.

Saori has decided that Julian tastes too good to stop making out with him.

Shiryu: *looks up and sees mistletoe* Oh....*flushes*

Shion: Um, Someone please pull Shiryu out from under the mistletoe. If he gets a nosebleed we'll never get it to stop.

Shiryu: *looks at Shunrei* I guess that’s meant for us.

Shunrei: *looks down and smiles* (In her head she's like: YES! Finally!) : I guess so, Shiryu.

After a long time, and a lot of blushing...

Shiryu smiles at Shunrei and kisses her.

Shunrei wraps her arms around his neck and accidentally spills her eggnog on him. (Oops! i guess his shirt's coming off for laundry)

Shiryu doesn't seem to mind that he's half naked again.

Aiolia pouts.

Marin: Oh, Aiolia...*she kisses him passionately*

Shion: *opens box* Oh, you got me . . . *distracted by the couples* AIOLIA! SAORI! SHIRYU!

Kiki: Shion-sama! Don't you like my present? Sheep underwear, with matching pajamas!~ XD

Shion: It’s lovely, Kiki. *covers Kiki's eyes with pajama pants* Will you three stop sucking off your partners’ faces long enough to get a room?! We have children here!

Milo: Shion-sama, let them be. It's Christmas, and anyway, they're just making out. Who KNOWS what Shaina and Deathmask are doing?

Marin is occupying Aiolia with kisses.

Shion: Yes, Milo, but really! At least Deathmask and Shaina had the decency to GET a room.

Hyoga: They'll get there eventually.

Miho: Well, Shun and June left as well...

Shunrei snuggles up to Shiryu to 'keep him warm' after the kiss.

Milo: You mean you WANT Saori and Julian to go off and do who-knows-what?

Shion: It's better then Kiki being scarred for life like Mu was.

Julian: *pauses in making out with Saori, making her pout* We can go do that if you like.

Shion: On second thought, never mind. Saori stays here.

Saori: I can leave if I want to!

Mu: I'm fine, sensei.

Shion: *raises eyedot* That's not what you screamed after you saw me kissing my girlfriend.

Mu: Which is why I'm fine now.

Kiki: Shion-sama...*whining* I'm eight!! I know all about the birds and the bees and how Julian and Saori want to make out all the time!

Seiya falls off his chair laughing.

Miho: Seiya, get up!

Shion: Why do I try? *whips pajamas off Kiki's head*

Seiya: *climbs to his feet* That was awesome, Kiki!

Saori: Come on, Julian, let's go somewhere more....private.

Julian: *blushes* As you wish. *is grinning*

Saori drags Julian off, the two making inadvertent flirts at each other.

Seiya: Shall we hence, Miho-chan?

Miho blushes and kisses him.

Miho: Seiya, lets go lay down, hmm? You can sober up that way...

Seiya: I like this idea. Um.. okay.. sure. sober up.. sure..

Shunrei has been snuggled up to Shiryu to keep him 'warm' since she spilled eggnog on his shirt and it's her fault he had to take it off so it's the least she can do.

Shion: Mu, get me a drink would you?

Mu: Yes, sensei.

Shion: Thank you. I have a feeling I will need it. *takes drink and downs in one shot* We're going to have little Bronze and God babies running around Sanctuary in nine months. *points at Milo* It’s all your fault.

Milo: I did nothing! ...much.

Shion: You corrupt kids faster than TV. Don't even deny it.

Milo: It's mostly Hyoga's fault!

Shion: How?! He's Catholic! Wait, never mind.

Hyoga smirks.

Shunrei : Um… It was sort of started by Hyoga-san...

Shion: Still, he's not on my dirt-list because he is not in the process of getting anyone pregnant. He's an instigator, but at least he's not a participator

Shiryu: *shrugs* This is a bad influence on both of us, Shunrei...shall we go somewhere else? *he smirks a little*

Shunrei: *smiles up at him unawares of what she's getting herself into* Yes. Let's go, Shiryu

Shion: I am not babysitting for any of you.

Suddenly Deathmask and Shaina appear again, both look somewhat flushed and exchanging pretty passionate looks.

Deathmask: Umm, Milo sent me a telepathic call that the Pope finally showed up...

Shion: Damn, now we're going to have Gold babies too. I'm still not babysitting. Go back to Cancer, you two. I'd rather you have a room than not.

Marin: Aiolia...Would you like to...um...?

Aiolia: Would I like to what?

Marin: Go somewhere else, that is...

Aiolia: Would Leo work?

Marin: Yes, it would, Aiolia...*she smiles*

Deathmask: *drags Shaina with him* Shion-sama... You are a priest in a way, aren't you?

Shion: *brightens* Does this mean what I think it means?!

Marin: *that catches her attention, she looks at the two of them* Did they just ask for a priest?

Deathmask: Well, I wanted to make an honorable woman of Shaina before we really start a family.

Shion: You're going to make an honest woman of her before you get her pregnant?!

Deathmask: Right!

Shion: Hallelujah!

Marin: *SQUEE* A wedding! XD

Shunrei: *claps for them* How wonderful!

Shion: And a Christmas wedding! Beautiful! (to Milo) It is Christmas, isn't it?

Shaina looks happily up to Deathmask.

Milo: Uh . . . Yeah.

Shion: Good, good, sometimes I get it mixed up with Easter.

Aiolia: Would you like us to join you?

Kiki: Aw, hurry it up, Shion-sama!

Shion: Alright, so, are the four of you sure? Absolutely sure?

Shaina *looks to Deathmask* Absolutely.

Deathmask: I wouldn't have brought it up otherwise

Shion: Okay, Marin? Aiolia?

Aiolia: I was the one who asked, wasn't I?

Shion: But you're a little drunk so I was making sure.

Marin: Yes, we're still sure. *looks at Aiolia with a grin*

Shion: Alrighty then. *clears throat* I need a Bible.

Kiki: *fliiies over with one* Bible! XD

Shion: Okay, now that I feel like a priest and this looks like a wedding, Dearly beloved. Uhh, if you're not Christian, just suck it up.

Marin: *has a wistful smile on her face, exuberant that this is happening*

Shunrei giggles behind a hand.

Deathmask and Shaina look raptly at each other.

Shion: We are gathered here today to witness the double marriage of Marin of Eagle and Aiolia of Leo. And Shaina of Ophiucus and . . . . Um, Deathmask, I need your real name.

Deathmask: *blushes* Err... It's ...

Shaina: Angelo!

Deathmask growls.

Marin: ...Angelo? How befitting! *grin*

Shion: …and Angelo *snicker* of Cancer. Aiolia, *snicker* Angelo, do you take Marin and Shaina to be your lawfully wedded wives?

Deathmask grumbles, but Shaina stomps on his foot and he puts on a somewhat tortured smile.

Shunrei: How sweet.. *hearts in her eyes*

Deathmask: Ahm, only Shaina, yes?

Shion: Only Shaina, smartass. Aiolia?

Deathmask: Hey, your text was a bit ambiguous. Of course I take Shaina!

Marin: Oh, thanks, ANGELO! *fake hurt look*

Shion: Hey, I thought you knew who you're marrying!

Shaina: I'm good!

Aiolia: I'm good too!

Marin: Me three!

Shion: I'll remember to invite all of you to the smartass convention next year.

Marin: Oh, I've always wanted to go there! XD

Shion: *ignores them huffily and searches for the sickness/health passage* Marin, Shaina, do you take Aiolia and Angelo RESPECTIVELY as your lawfully wedded husbands?

Shaina: *sighs* Finally, it's official!

Shion: Shai, yes or no, please.

Shaina: Yup (thinking, well, his mental state has been somewhat debatable for years and I chose him anyway)

Marin: Of course I do! Always! *beams at Aiolia*

Shion: In sickness and in health?

Marin: And left-up toilet seats and all that good stuff, yes sir! XD

Shion: Okay . . . . screw this. I pronounce each couple man and wife. You may suck each other's faces off now. Make more babies to drive everyone, but me, insane.

Marin: *looks at Aiolia* Holy crap, we're married! *she jumps on him and kisses him*

Deathmask and Shaina were faster and already kissed before Shion spoke.

Shunrei: *smiles* A Christmas wedding is so romantic

Shion: Go to your temples now, PLEASE! I'll deal with babies, just don't make them here. Keep the sex for your bedrooms!

Marin: Yes, sir! *she pulls on Aiolia with a grin*

Shaina giggles and hugs Deathmask closely and they both disappear via teleport.

Shiryu: We can have a Christmas wedding too, someday, when we're not underage.

Shion: I'd marry you now, but I'd actually need permission from Dohko.

Shunrei: *BLUSH* That would be nice, if Sensei approves

Dohko: *enters* Is this where the party was?

Shion: Minors can get married as long as they have permission from their guardians. In your case, Dohko and . . .Dohko.

Dohko: *looks at Shion* Hi Shion, Shiryu, Shunrei. Did I miss something?

Shion: Aiolia and Deathmask are now married men.

Dohko: Yay!

Shunrei: *bows to Dohko* Good evening, Roshi. How are you?

Dohko: Good, Shunrei, thanks, what’s this about getting married?

Shunrei: You've just missed Leo, Eagle, Cancer and Ophiucus's wedding, Roshi.

Shion: So Dohko, you mind letting Shiryu and Shunrei get married so we don't have any illegitimate children running around?

Shiryu: *blush* I would never do something so irresponsible.

Dohko: Oh, I know, Shiryu.

Shion: Riiiiiiiiight. And at 16 I said I was never going to love a man but that's a different story.

Dohko: And you have my permission to marry Shunrei. Different story entirely, Shion *giant sweatdrop*

Shunrei: S-sensei! *blush*

Dohko: I'll be the witness for you two.

Shion: Alrighty then, if you two want to get up here, hurry up.

Milo: Sir, have you been watching Jim Carrey movies again?

Dohko: What me? No. Why, Milo?

Milo: I was actually talking to the Pope. That's the third time he's said "alrighty then".

Shion: *sighs* I'm getting impatient and snappish. I'm so very sorry, Shunrei, Shiryu. Are you ready to take this step in your lives?

Milo: Note to self, stop letting Shion watch your movies.

Rhadamanthys and Pandy are still sitting there, probably wondering how Saints have so many hormones.

Pandora: Yes, Rhadamanthys, these decisions seem so impulsive...

Rhadamanthys: I begin to wonder if they came back from Hades with all the right synapses

firing.

Pandora chuckles at Rhady's words.

June: *walks in, her clothes not quite properly placed and her hair messy* I um...forgot my purse...^_^;

Shun: *walks in, one suspender falling off his shoulder* June, did you find your purse?

June: I'm, um...still looking...*she giggles* Your strap is falling, Shun...*blushes and continues to search for her purse*

Shun notices his strap and pulls it over his shoulder.

Shunrei : Um…um…I don't want to interfere with Shiryu's training...

Roshi: *snorts* You do so anyway...

Shion: Well, as far as I know we don't have any war looming so training isn't required.

Dohko: Knowing Shiryu, he'll train anyway.

Shion: Just as long as he doesn't run to fat, it's all good.

Hyoga: Miho, get up and marry Seiya.

Miho: *blush* I...um...what? He. isn't even sober....that is...*stumbles to her feet*

Shion: My limit is drunk minors. So, once he gets over the hangover I know he's going to have tomorrow, have at it.

Seiya: I ish NOT drunk!

Shion: And I'm not gay, so there we go!

Rhadamanthys: I didn't know that . . .

Shion: What, that I'm gay? I pinched you on the mother-loving ass, how could you not?

Hyoga: While we're at it, June, you're not going to find your purse, get over here and marry Shun.

Shun: Huh?

June: ...I'm sorry?

June: ...Married? *looks at Shun with an odd look*

Shun: *sees June* What?

June: Did we miss something...why are you randomly marrying people, Shion-sama?

Hyoga: Come on, children.

Shion: Oh, sorry, June. I am in fact setting up my very own drive-thru Wedding Cathedral in Saori's mansion.

Shunrei: Shion-sama just finished marrying the Eagle, Cancer, Leo and Ophiuchus saints

June: Oh...well, I...*blushes and goes back to finding her purse*

Rhadamanthys: This is disturbing. Lady Pandora, if we are to impulsively marry, how about we go find someone a bit more sane, like...Lord Hades.

Pandora: That may be a good idea, Rhadamanthys.

Hades:*pops in* I heard my name?

Pandora: EECK! Hades-sama!

Shun goes white as a sheet when seeing Hades.

June goes to Shun's side to keep him calm.

Sorrento: *from a corner* I'm beginning to think everyone in this room is insane....

Hades: *waves at Shun* Hi, body-buddy!

Shun passes out.

Rhadamanthys: See? Something got fried . . . . Badly . . .

June: SHUN! * kneels down* Oh, dear…

Shion: Well, there went one prospective couple.

Isaac: Camus-sensei, are you unwell?

Camus still lies in a corner, hugging his wine bottle.

Thetis is eating chips.

Sorrento: The lot of you were so preoccupied you didn't even notice us come.

Shunrei runs into the kitchen to get Dohko a drink and kind of hide from the marriage thing.

Hyoga: *sighs* If you're gonna get married, please do so and get on with it so I can go to bed. If not, then go off and suck each other's faces off elsewhere so I can go to bed.

Shion: Why don't you just go to bed anyway?

Hyoga: ‘Cause I wanna watch if they get married!

Shunrei: *returns* Here you are, Sensei.

Hades: I didn't mean to make him pass out . . . *tears up*

Milo: Wow, he is just like Shun.

Shun: *slowly wakes up* June??? I thought I saw Hades.

June: Um, Shun...he really is here....

Shun: *sees Hades* Oh #$*!!

Hades: *hugs Shun* Body-buddy! You're alright!

June sits there next to them feeling awkward.

Sorrento laughs at the expression on Shun's face.

Hades: I'm so sorry, body-buddy. I didn't mean to frighten you!

Aldebaran: *musing* I wonder if they will let me baby-sit later on.

Shion: *tosses Dohko the Bible* Well, then, you marry them. I'm going to flirt with Hades.

Dohko: What?

Hades: Rhada, Pandy, you're married. Later! *poofs away*

Shun: I really don't like that guy at all.

June: He's a little less frightening than Shion is right now...

Shion: Damn, there went Hades. Okay, give me the Bible back.

Rhadamanthys blinks at Pandora.

Pandora: Hee hee. *smiles and teleports away*

Shion: Specter babies. Ewwwwww.

Hyoga: Aw, they'd have cute little emo unibrow children.

Shion: I feel bad for their kids already. At least they'll have Uncle Hades to play with them.

Aldebaran: *grins* WE will soon have some happy families in Cancer and Leo Temple!

Shun: So what’s this about getting married anyways? You don't wanna get married to me someday, June?

June: Shun...I'd be lying if I said I didn't

Shunrei: Shun-san, Shion-sama just married several Saints.

Milo: *checks glass of liquor that Mu gave Shion* Mu, what the hell did you put in this?

Mu: *grins* Rice wine.

Milo: Oh, dear Athena.

Shun: So you would, June?

June: ...yes, I would...

Shion: So, June and Shun are next?

Sorrento: Are there *any* sane Saints?

Isaac: Sorrento, there are as many sane Saints as there are Mariners

Saga: This sounds like a bad romance novel. Hurry up with it already!

Shion: Stuff it, Saga. You're the one ruining the romance now.

Miho: Oh, Seiya...

Shion: I already told you, no drunk minors.

Shunrei: *pipes up* Shiryu is perfectly sane!

Shun: *smiles* June. *kisses her cheek* Shion, marry me and June!!

June: *she smiles and nods* Yes, Shion-sama, marry us!

Shion: Alrighty then. Everyone quiet down please! Wait, Shun, did you just propose to me and June?

Shun: No. I wanna marry June and I want you to do the ceremony.

June nods.

Shion: Just making sure you weren't a polygamist.

Sorrento: I guess working for an ancient Greek deity just drives you to insanity.

Isaac: WE work for an ancient Greek deity.

Sorrento: At least we are saner then they are....

Isaac: Indeed, Sorrento-san.

Thetis: *pokes Isaac and points to the space above their heads* It's mistletoe XD

Shion: Dearly beloved, WOULD THE MARINAS PLEASE SHUT UP!

Isaac looks chastised.

Sorrento: Why should I?

Shion: Because if you don't I'll marry you to Mu.

Shun: O.o?!

Sorrento shuts up.

Isaac looks panicky.

Sorrento: Wait--I wouldn't agree...so it wouldn't work.

Kiki: Yeah! Besides, Isaac, there's mistletoe above you and Thetis *grin*

Isaac: Oh! *grabs Thetis and kisses her passionately*

Thetis: !!!

Shion: Anyway. Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to witness THE MARINAS SHUTTING UP BEFORE I STARDUST REVOLUTION THEM INTO OBLIVION!

Shun: Oi. .

Sorrento starts playing a love song.

Shion: Oy vey. So, we are here to witness the marriage of Shun of Andromeda and June of Chameleon, thank you, Sorrento. *in one breath* So, Shun, do you take June to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, as long as you both shall live?

Shun: I do.

Shion: Or at least until you get divorced?

Shun: I love her! I would never divorce her

Shion: June...same question?

June: *smiles* I do!

Daidalos: *sniff* My babies are getting married. (Don’t ask where he came from.)

Shion: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss each other now.

Shun kisses June passionately. June kisses him back. Shun smiles at June and hugs her.

Sorrento: Why don't you marry Isaac and Thetis too?

Isaac: *nudges Thetis* What do you think - should we, too?

Thetis: Julian's, ahem, busy.

Isaac: I would marry you, not Julian!

Thetis: Stupid idiot. I meant we need to tell him!

Isaac: Can't we tell him later?

Sorrento: I doubt he's going to care anyway. In fact, he'll probably be thrilled.

Shion: I can call him back from shagging my goddess if you need me to.

Thetis: Can't we make him get married to Athena first?

Isaac: Well then, Shion, fetch him and we’ll have another double marriage.

Shun: I'll get him!

Athena: Shion! We were just getting to the good part!

Jabu: Then my final hopes are thwarted *sobs*

Shion: I didn't need to know that, my lady. Jabu, suck it up. Thetis and Isaac want to get married. You wanna get married while we're at it?

Isaac: My little mermaid!

Thetis: *grins and hugs him*

Milo: That was random.

Hyoga: Agreed.

Sorrento: *Sighs* How is that new?

Mu: *sniffles* I didn't know weddings would make me cry.

Saori: Wanna get hooked, Julian?

Julian: I already asked you to marry me, remember?

Isaac puts his arms around Thetis, too

Thetis: Let's do it, my darling Kraken.

Isaac smiles.

Shion: Can I start now? I'm starting to get a little woozy.

Saori: Forge onward, my dear Kyouko.

Shion: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness yet another double wedding.

Sorrento starts to play yet another love song.

Camus: *muttering* As long as I'm not the victim it's fine

Saori: Actually...can you just skip to the pronouncing-man-and-wife thing?

Thetis: Yeah.

Shion: You can see who they are. So, Isaac, Julian, do you take these two as your wives?

Isaac kisses Thetis again.

Shion: Cause I'm pronouncing you men and wives anyway.

Isaac: Err, yes. Just got a bit carried away, sorry

Thetis grins.

Shion: Suck off each other's faces!

Julian and Athena have already disappeared.

Sorrento: Does no one care about my music?

Thetis: Your music is lovely, Sorrento.

Isaac: *nods* Yes, play on, Sorrento-san!

Sorrento: Finally, people who appreciate good music!

Isaac pulls Thetis close and continues kissing her.

Shion: Go have kids! I'm going to go pass out on the couch! Come along, Milo!

Milo: o.O Why me?

Shion: Because you have a cute butt and you're standing right next to me.

Milo: Help me, Camus!

Camus: Teleport, please.

Milo: Hunh? Me and/or you?

Camus: Both. Just out of this mad house

Milo: Alright! *teleports them both out*

Sorrento: We are all insane....

Seiya is sleeping and will probably marry Miho tomorrow.

Miho will probably marry him too.

Sorrento: Hey, Dohko. Wanna marry me?

Dohko: No.

Sorrento: Good.

Shion pouts.

Isaac ponders if Thetis and his children will become little mermaids or octopi.

Shion looks around room and spies Sorrento.

And much insanity and making out and other things occur at Athena's house.

And Christmas is happy.

…Except for poor Sorrento who seems about to be raped in the ass.