Now, before anyone says "They don't have computers in Naruto," listen up! How would you know? They have microwaves, rice cookers, instant ramen, and communication devices. Why not computers?

Thanks to MageMagic for this wonderful idea!

Iruka gently tapped his computer desk, watching a blue bar fill across the screen.

What was the big idea anyways? If Konoha ever got hacked, anyone could find files on every person in the village. Computers could be the downfall of the Land of Fire.

But if Tsunade ordered it...

The computer made a soft bleeping noise. The site had finished downloading.

Konoha. com.

Iruka studied the site. Information... Vacation plans?!

...

Of course Tsuande was trying get back some of the funds she had gambled away (much to the disdain of the village).

Iruka sighed. The website was probably only made for that reason.

He scanned the top of the page.

Chatroom...

He clicked on it. Again, it took a few minutes for his computer to load. When it bleeped, another white bar reading "Password" appeared.

Iruka quickly typed "sakeisgood123." Tsunade had made the password to access the chatroom.

Another box appeared reading "Username." He typed KunaiDolphin. The Chunin and Jonin had been asked to create a username when the site had been made.

"Enter" the screen read.

KunaiDolphin has logged in.

IAmKakashi: Iruka?

KunaiDolphin: My, how unoriginal Kakashi.

IAmKakashi: Look who's talking.

FlowerPetals: Hi Iruka!!!

CancerStix101: Hi Iruka!

KunaiDolphin: Kurenai, Asuma?

FlowerPetals: Yup.

IHeartDango: This is stupid!!! What do we need a chatroom for anyways?!

IAmKakashi: I dunno. It's fun.

IHeartDango: OMG!!! YOU think this is fun?!

FlowerPetals: What should we talk about?

IAmAJonin has logged on.

CancerStix: Who's that?

IAmAJonin: I'm... you know... a Jonin.

KunaiDolphin: Do I... know you?

IAmAJonin: Errr.... Believe it!

IHeartDango: GENIN!!! IT'S NARUTO!!!

IAmAJonin: No, no!!! I'm a Jonin!!! Read my username!!! Believe it!

IAmKakashi: You copied my username Naruto!

IAmAJonin: I'm not Naruto!

IHeartDango: Get out of our **** Chunin and up chatroom!!!!

IAmKakashi: Watch your languaga Anko.

IHeartDango: I'll **** curse if I wanna **** curse!

IReallyAmAJonin has logged in.

KunaiDolphin, IAmKakashi, CancerStix101, FlowerPetals, IHeartDango: ...

IAmAJonin: Hi Kiba!!!

IReallyAmAJonin: Shush Naruto!!!

Yooouuuth has logged in.

Yooouuuth: Hi everyone! I am a Jonin, just like you are! And I am not Rock Lee, if that is what you are thinking!

Youth!!! has logged on.

Youth!!!: Hi everyone!!

IAmKakashi: ...

CancerStix101: Am I seeing double?

Yooouuuth: Guy-sensei!

Youth!!!: Lee!!!

Yooouuuth: Guy-sensei!!!

Youth!!!: LEE!!!

Yooouuuth: GUY-SENSEI!!!

IHeartDango: SHUT UP!!! I GET ENOUGH OF THIS IN PERSON!!!

CancerStix101 has logged out.

FlowerPetals: It seems our chatroom has been invaded by Genin...

IAmNotASpy has logged in.

IAmAJonin: HEY MISTER!!! YOU TOOK MY IDEA!!!

IAmNotASpy: Pay no attention to me...

CancerStix101 has logged in.

IAmKakashi: Where'd you go Asuma?

CancerStix101: My bladder got full.

IHeartDango: I have to take a dump too...

IHeartDango has logged out.

KunaiDolphin: What should we do about the Genin? You guys really aren't supposed to be in here.

IReallyAmAJonin: But I'm a Jonin! Just because Naruto isn't...

IAmAJonin: Me too!!! And hey Kiba, I thought we were in this together!

IHeartDango has logged in.

IHeartDango: Bye guys!! Hope one of you ***** finds a way to keep Genin out of the chatroom!!!

IHeartDango has logged out.

IAmKakashi: She logged in to say that?

CancerStix101: I gtg.

CancerStix101 has logged out.

FlowerPetals: It's getting late, I'll see you guys tomorrow.

FlowerPetals, IAmKakashi, Youth!!!, Yooouuuth, and KunaiDolphin have logged out.

Iruka shut down his computer. Perhaps this chatroom was fun after all.

But what Iruka didn't see...

IAmAJonin: Well, this is all your fault Kiba!!!

IReallyAmAJonin: Yeah, I bet you typed believe it like you always say! Plus your username is sooo unoriginal.

IAmAJonin: Yours is better?!

...

IReallyAmAJonin: I'm goin to bed!

IReallyAmAJonin has logged out.

IAmAJonin: ... This is boring!

IAmAJonin has logged out.

...

IAmNotASpy: Hmmm.... I gotta come up with a better username. But anyways... Muhahaha!!! I hacked their chatroom!!! ...

BandGeek has logged in.

BandGeek: Hmmm... No one here.

IAmNotASpy: I'm here.

...

BandGeek: Are you from Konoha?

IAmNotASpy: No. Normally, I wouldn't answer that, but since you asked me that, I know you're definately not from Konoha.

...

BandGeek: Kabuto?! You said I could hack the chatroom.

IAmNotASpy: I doubted you could. Impressive, Tayuya.

BandGeek: Hey!! At least my username isn't easy to guess.

...

BandGeek: I'm going to go finish my new song... err... jutsu. Computers can rot minds.

Bandgeek and IAmNotASpy have logged out.

End! Chapter Two coming soon! Review!