River’s Communion
by mermaid2bseeker

After Objects in Space, and before Big Damn Movie.

“River! Oh, for…How did you even get up there?”

“…”

“River?”

“Do not worry, Brother Doctor, I am merely sharing my ecstasy with this vessel. She wishes to know what it is like to be in a relationship.”

“Okay... What relationship?”

“Little Engineer fixes me, makes me pretty. Captain Daddy saved me from being derelict, gives me freedom. Together we make a mighty threesome.”

“…”

“Sometimes Crazy Pilot joins us, when he is not busy with his Warrior Woman. They fill me with love.”

“Oh god. How did I not know about this? At least tell me you use protection.”

“It’s mental, not physical….Boob.”

“…”

“Besides, there is no known STD which can infect my metal structure or harm my computer components.”

“…”

“…”

“Are you possessing the ship again, River?”

“It is more accurate to say she is possessing me.”

“You are such a brat.”

“Sometimes.”

“Well, my sister's a ship, we had a complicated childhood.”

“I can’t keep track of her when she’s NOT incorporeally possessing a spaceship, don’t look at me.”---Objects in Space

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