Ok this took me awhile but I didn’t really feel like writing this.

“Easy, I’m not a seal I’m a person” Ula said while Joe. Joe shook his head as he stitched up his friend.

“Well, I am a vet not a doctor, so hold still or I won’t give you a treat.” Joe said turning to Ula’s 5 kids who were holding a video camera.

Ula winced in pain.

“You see that kids, this is why we don’t play with sharks.” Joe said to the kids.

“Why you got to spread those lies? Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts. Hey, I should call my documentary that: Sharks: They only bite when you touch there private parts.” Ula said being completely serious.

“Or you could call it Sharks: They tried to eat my kidney.” Joe said laughing earning laughter from Ula’s kids.

“That’s enough, you too Willie” Ula yelled referring to the penguin.

“You’re gonna have to put this on 4 times a day for 2 weeks. I think you can handle that”

Joe said handing Ula the tube of medicine.

“What’s wrong with that turtle?” One of the kids said pointing to the X-Ray of the turtle hanging up on the X-Ray board in Joe’s room.

“He has lung problems. Because he smoked too much turtle weed, which is bad for you. Isn’t it Ula?” Joe said looking over at Ula before grabbing a beer out of the refrigerator.

“What? I don’t smoke weed.” Willie began laughing again. Ula just rolled his eyes and changed the subject.

“Hey Honah Lee? How’s that hot wahine nympho from Ohio?” Ula said referring to the girl Joe had spent the weekend with.

“She’s great, dropped her off at the airport this morning”

“Come on man, you gotta give me more details than that. Didya get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi-poi? Come on”

“Daddy what’s a nympho?” One of Ula’s younger kids asked.

Ula’s face got stern for a moment, like he was thinking.

“A nympho is the state bird of Ohio.” All of his kids let out an ‘Oh’

“Dude, you are the state idiot of Hawaii.”

Joe walked over to his penguin and handed it a fish.

“Here you go. Bite the fish, chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.”

“You crack me up man,” Ula said.

“Oh yeah?”

“One of these days you’ll show one of those tourists such a good time. She’ll want to stay on the island” Ula said propping his foot on Joe’s pillow.

“Why do you say such mean things to me? And get your foot off of my pillow.” Joe said while Ula moved his foot off of the pillow leaving dirt. He then began to scrape off the dirt and sit on the pillow.

“I don’t want your ass on it either. Get up! Get up!”

“It could happen” Ula said referring to what he had said earlier.

Joe just chuckled and took a swig of his beer.

“Then you won’t be able to go on your big boat trip to Alaska. You’ll be stuck here, waking up to the same old, ugly broad. Just like Ula” Ula said sighing.

He let out a chuckle and then looked over at his kids.

“Just kidding guys.” Ula said trying to make sure that they didn’t tell their mother about that.

“About the old or the ugly part?” One of his kids said. This caused an eruption of laughter.

“Hurry, come quick, Its Jocko.” Alexa, one of the aquarium workers came in to get Joe. Jocko was one of the walruses.

I know it was kind of short; I'm kinda bored so I might start writing another chapter. This week is exams so over break I should be able to write more.

-Lindsay