|Zangetsu Loses It
Author: Fates My Bitch PM
Zangetsu finally loses his mind.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Zangetsu - Words: 344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12-05-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4698192
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Yeah fanfic! I'm taking a little break from Young Love and work on some shorts. This is one that I actually wrote at the beginning of the school year and I have decided to put it out for all the wonderful little fan girls and boys to enjoy.
Zangetsu waited. He did that a lot. Just waited. And waited. And waited. And waited some more. So one could say he was very patient. But they were pissing him off.
Ogihci and Ichigo were like in so many ways it was scary. Both didn't use their brains. Both liked sharp and pointy objects. They didn't think before they acted. They both bitched about getting stronger but never did anything about it. He was getting sick and tired of it.
So now he was waiting for Ichigo. Once Ichigo got there Ogihci would show up. This required both of them.
"Yo Zangetsu." He turned to the orange haired teen.
"KING!!" And thus the greeting/battle began.
"Guys. We need to talk." They ignored him. "Guys." Idiots. He worked with idiots. "Guys...:twitch:" Okay. Enough. He pulled himself out of the fight (took the swords away) and watched them.
At first, they seemed confused. They looked at each other and started to smack at each other (I'm talking like weak little geeks fighting). Zangetsu shunpoed over to them, grabbed a fistful of their hair and slammed them together.
"Both of you SHUT UP!" Ogihci, holding his black eye and Ichigo holding his forehead, cowered before this very pissed Zangetsu. "You two are RETARDS! YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME! You wanna get stronger? Work the FUCK together!!"
Ogihci and Ichigo looked at each other. "But-"
Zangetsu smacked them again. "I AM THE COBRA COMMANDER HERE! WORK TOGETHER OR I WILL END YOU BOTH!!" He flashed away leaving behind the two very scared teens.
They were silent. "King."
Ichigo took a deep breath trying to quell the shaking. "Yeah."
"Remind me to neverpiss Zanny off again."