Ten Things You Should Never Tell Voldemort ;)

1. Never tell him that his nose reminds you of Michael Jackson

2. Never tell him he needs Rogain

3. Never tell him he needs to brush his teeth

4. Never tell him that Harry Loves him and wants to have his baby.

5. Never tell him that Bellatrix loves him and wants to have his baby.

6. Never tell him that Harry is his son

7. Never tell him he needs a bath

8. Never tell him you stole his teddy bear

9. Never tell him that Snape secretly sniffs his robes(the dirty ones)

10. And the last thing you should NEVER tell Ol' Voldy when he sits down to dinner is:

"Tonight we're having snake for dinner! I think her name was...Nugini? No,not that. Um,Nerjinny? No...ah! I remember! It's Nagini!"

A/N- Ok, I know it wasn't that funny,but I had fun. Comment please!