Discloser: I do not own Stargate Atlantis.

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Super Intelligent Goa’uld Tribble with the ATA gene tries to take over Atlantis or

Pinky and the Brain….one is a genius the other insane…

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There was a pink Tribble who nobody had adopted named Pinky (the room attendant in Tribble room #2 named him). The worker had named him after her favorite cartoon show ‘Pinky and the Brain’ because Pinky was a silly Tribble just like Pinky the mouse in the cartoon and he had pink fur. Little did she know how right she was because inside Pinky was the one called ‘Brain’. He was a Goa’uld who had come to Atlantis and tried to sabotage it. The human he was in was killed and the only one near him at the time of the human’s death was the Tribble Pinky. When he heard why the attendant called the pink Tribble Pinky he liked the fact that it made him the brain of the two so he renamed himself ‘Brain’.

Now being inside a Tribble was kind of strange to Brain but he got used to it and even found that being in such a small body proved useful for scouting out around Atlantis. He found out more being Tribble size in a few days than he had in a few weeks as a human. That’s because the humans talked in front of the Tribbles about things that they would never tell another human. Brain was waiting for just the right opportunity to strike.

Now if you were wondering how Pinky got the ATA gene I’ll tell you now. He received it from the Darkone when he was at Atlantis. The Darkone had sensed that the Tribble Pinky had great evil inside of him, not knowing that the evil dark side he sensed was actually the Goa’uld living inside of Pinky, and gave him the gene.

Pinky himself was a fun loving silly Tribble who had watched too so many Pinky and the Brain cartoons with the room attendant that he had started saying Zoink and Narf allot. The Goa’uld had to of course watch whatever Pinky did; he had watched so much in fact that instead of wanting to sabotage Atlantis he now wanted to take it over, just like the mouse Brain wanted to take over the world the Goa’uld Brain wanted to take over Atlantis!

So began Pinky and the Brain’s attempts to take over Atlantis. There was the time that Brain got the idea to hypnotize every one to think that he was their master. But Pinky had set the message up wrong and instead of worshiping the Brain the humans and all Tribblekind worshiped Stephanie and brought her lots and lots of candy. The jealous Brain put a stop to that and everything went back to normal. Stephanie had so much candy that she threw a party afterwards. Of course she stashed away as much as possible first.

Then there was the time the Brain got the idea of making the Wraith Todd his personal bodyguard. Todd looked weird walking around Atlantis with a pink Tribble on his shoulder that said Zoink, and Narf! The humans and the Tribbles only laughed at the site so Brain released Todd from his hold over him. Todd did not remember why he had felt that he should take care of the weird pink Tribble and Creep was glad to have his place back.

Next the Brain decides to use his ATA gene to take over Atlantis. That night he had Pinky take them up to the Gateroom so he could use the console in front of the Stargate to make Atlantis answer only to him. (Season three Helia has a console rise up out of the floor in front of the gate and takes control of Atlantis.) Pinky walks over to the spot and uses the ATA gene to make the console raise up and then, and then their way to short to touch it so Pinky hops and hops till he lands on top of the console. Then he places his hand on the control and…nothing happens, he’s just a Tribble and Atlantis does not recognize Tribbles ATA gene or not (might be because he has a Goa'uld inside). The console slowly goes back down into the floor taking the dejected duo with it. Pinky sadly leaves the Gateroom knowing he has failed the Brain again.

Yes the Tribbles did wonder what was going on. Andrew still wondered why he had felt the need to worship his sister a few days ago. And the thing with Todd really got him to wondering, that’s when Andrew noticed that whenever something weird was going on the pink Tribble Pinky was always around. Andrew, Fluffy and Puddles got together and talked about it and then started keeping an eye on Pinky. It wasn’t until Shadow got back from one of his long absences that they found out that there was a Goa’uld inside of Pinky and took action. They locked him up in the Tribble jail.

As Andrew walked away from the two he heard Pinky squeak to the Brain inside of him and say…”Gee Brain what do you want to do tonight?” Then his eyes lit up and the Goa’uld named Brain said, “What we do every night Pinky, try to take over Atlantis!” “But first we must break out of jail.” Yes it’s Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!

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For Pinky and the Brain fans here is The Pinky & The Brain Theme Song:

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Pinky and the Brain

They’re Pinky and the Brain

Yes, Pinky and the Brain

One is a genius, the other’s insane

They’re laboratory mice

Their genes have been spliced

They’re dinky

They’re Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

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Before each night is done

Their plan will be unfurled

By the dawning of the sun

They’ll take over the world

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They’re Pinky and the Brain

Yes, Pinky and the Brain

Their twilight campaign

Is easy to explain

To prove their mousey worth

They’ll overthrow the Earth

They’re dinky

They’re Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,

Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, NARF!