Edward and Bella are standing outside the changing rooms of Forks's local swimming pool.

Edward: Bella, I think you should put these waterproof Band-Aids on your face, just in case.

Bella: I don't need them

Edward: Yes you do

Bella: No I don't, now let me get changed!

Bella pushes the door of the woman's changing rooms with Edward at her heels.

Bella: No Edward, you can't come in here

Edward: What if you slip?

Bella: Alice will catch me

Edward: I really think you should put on these rubber armbands before we swim

Bella: Edward, I CAN ALREADY SWIM PERFECTLY WELL

Edward *ignoring her*: Please Bella

Bella: FINE!

Bella takes floaties off Edward

Edward: Thank you

Bella: But only if you where these

Bella pulls out a pair of bright pink Speedos from her bag whilst grinning evilly. Edward's eyes widen in shock.

Edward *awkwardly*: It may be too dangerous…

Bella *eyebrows rising*: How?

Edward: You may become… aroused.

Bella giggles insanely at the word.

Bella: Fine, no Speedo, no floaties…

Edward: Alright!

Edward takes the Speedos before disappearing. Bella saunters into the woman's changing rooms, proud of herself.

*

Emmett: Cheese

Alice: Bella, I can see you drowning in the future… *suddenly cheering up* Look I have a picture!

Bella looks at picture and begins drooling.

Bella: It's Jasper… naked… with a double chocolate chip muffin on his head…

Alice: I love him!

Jasper: I will now analyze your feelings. EDWARD'S FEELING JEALOUS!

Alice skips away towards the pool, talking to the picture. Bella sighs and walks after her.

Edward: BELLA YOU'RE SAFE!

Bella stares admiring at the beautiful bright pink Speedo he is wearing and starts drooling again.

Alice wipes her mouth with a pink frilly napkin and Edward lifts Bella into the pool.

Edward: Okay, Bella, my love, don't be nervous I know that water can be scary but...

Bella: Yay, I getta go in the pool!

Edward, ignoring Bella: You'll be safe with me and Alice.

Alice: Edward, .. *She runs away after a child in a red swimsuit* Stop! In the name of fashion! Someone get this child a swimsuit that isn't the same color as her face! PLEASE!

Emmett and Rosalie walk in singing.

Rosalie: We're all in this together...

Emmett: Look at Rosalie's bouncy hair! Pretty hair...

Edward: Womanizer, woman-womanizer You're a womanizer Oh, womanizer, oh You're a womanizer, baby!

Edward gets distracted by his singing and floats away on his back.

Bella, *running after Edward*: SEX BOMB SEX BOMB!

Bella: EDWARD! *She jumps on top of him*

Jasper: Guys, I think we should evacuate, this could get nasty...

Emmett: PILE ON! *He jumps on Edward and Bella and they are both crushed.*

Edward: NOOO! BELLA! CARLISLE!!

Carlisle and Esme appear from no where (They can do this because they are magical!)

Carlisle: I got the glitter glue and safety scissors!

Edward: THERES NO TIME! *He puts glitter glue on Bella's skin and stabs her with the safety scissors.*

Bella: EDWARD MAKE THE FIRE STOP! THE GLITTER GLUE, IT BURNS!

Alice: Jasper, I really like this picture I drew of you...*to the picture*...I think chuu is sexy!

Alice walks away with the picture while the real Jasper stares at a wall.

Esme: So Emmett, how are you?

Emmett: Cheese. I like Rosie's hair! *he grins*

Breaking Free from High School Musical begins to play in the background and everyone dances for no apparent reason.

THE END...OR IS IT??

Jessika: Modesty is an attractive feature. :D