|The Cullens Go To The Pool
Author: Catherine Walker PM
Co-authored with xLaTuaCantantex. Edward is overprotective of Bella, Alice thinks Bella is going to drown, Emmett and Rosalie sing, Jasper analizes everyones feelings and Carlisle wants to "help" Bella with glitter glue. Just a typical day with the CullenRated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12-13-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4713435
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Edward and Bella are standing outside the changing rooms of Forks's local swimming pool.
Edward: Bella, I think you should put these waterproof Band-Aids on your face, just in case.
Bella: I don't need them
Edward: Yes you do
Bella: No I don't, now let me get changed!
Bella pushes the door of the woman's changing rooms with Edward at her heels.
Bella: No Edward, you can't come in here
Edward: What if you slip?
Bella: Alice will catch me
Edward: I really think you should put on these rubber armbands before we swim
Bella: Edward, I CAN ALREADY SWIM PERFECTLY WELL
Edward *ignoring her*: Please Bella
Bella takes floaties off Edward
Edward: Thank you
Bella: But only if you where these
Bella pulls out a pair of bright pink Speedos from her bag whilst grinning evilly. Edward's eyes widen in shock.
Edward *awkwardly*: It may be too dangerous…
Bella *eyebrows rising*: How?
Edward: You may become… aroused.
Bella giggles insanely at the word.
Bella: Fine, no Speedo, no floaties…
Edward takes the Speedos before disappearing. Bella saunters into the woman's changing rooms, proud of herself.
Alice: Bella, I can see you drowning in the future… *suddenly cheering up* Look I have a picture!
Bella looks at picture and begins drooling.
Bella: It's Jasper… naked… with a double chocolate chip muffin on his head…
Alice: I love him!
Jasper: I will now analyze your feelings. EDWARD'S FEELING JEALOUS!
Alice skips away towards the pool, talking to the picture. Bella sighs and walks after her.
Edward: BELLA YOU'RE SAFE!
Bella stares admiring at the beautiful bright pink Speedo he is wearing and starts drooling again.
Alice wipes her mouth with a pink frilly napkin and Edward lifts Bella into the pool.
Edward: Okay, Bella, my love, don't be nervous I know that water can be scary but...
Bella: Yay, I getta go in the pool!
Edward, ignoring Bella: You'll be safe with me and Alice.
Alice: Edward, .. *She runs away after a child in a red swimsuit* Stop! In the name of fashion! Someone get this child a swimsuit that isn't the same color as her face! PLEASE!
Emmett and Rosalie walk in singing.
Rosalie: We're all in this together...
Emmett: Look at Rosalie's bouncy hair! Pretty hair...
Edward: Womanizer, woman-womanizer You're a womanizer Oh, womanizer, oh You're a womanizer, baby!
Edward gets distracted by his singing and floats away on his back.
Bella, *running after Edward*: SEX BOMB SEX BOMB!
Bella: EDWARD! *She jumps on top of him*
Jasper: Guys, I think we should evacuate, this could get nasty...
Emmett: PILE ON! *He jumps on Edward and Bella and they are both crushed.*
Edward: NOOO! BELLA! CARLISLE!!
Carlisle and Esme appear from no where (They can do this because they are magical!)
Carlisle: I got the glitter glue and safety scissors!
Edward: THERES NO TIME! *He puts glitter glue on Bella's skin and stabs her with the safety scissors.*
Bella: EDWARD MAKE THE FIRE STOP! THE GLITTER GLUE, IT BURNS!
Alice: Jasper, I really like this picture I drew of you...*to the picture*...I think chuu is sexy!
Alice walks away with the picture while the real Jasper stares at a wall.
Esme: So Emmett, how are you?
Emmett: Cheese. I like Rosie's hair! *he grins*
Breaking Free from High School Musical begins to play in the background and everyone dances for no apparent reason.
THE END...OR IS IT??
Jessika: Modesty is an attractive feature. :D