Ah, it was Christmastime. Although Konoha’s inhabitants have never seen snow in their native land—it’s called Fire Country for a reason, you know—Tsunade was adamant in celebrating it. Why? Well, over the years she was away and traveling, she had gone to the Snow…during Christmastime. For those of you who don’t know this, the Snow are extremely cheerful during that time, loves to drink alcohol…again, during that time, and she also loved, the festivities. Once she was instated as Godaime Hokage, she had begun planning and plotting to have a Christmas celebration back here in Konoha!

Although her plans were never coming into fruition. A few years it was because Naruto was gone traveling with Jiraiya. Christmas with family just isn’t family without those two—though she loathed admitting to see Jiraiya in that light at all. Another few years, they had the Akatsuki to deal with. And then with all the hassle of Uchiha Sasuke returning to Konoha. So finally! Nearly eight years after she was instated as Hokage, she was finally going to have her goddamned Christmastime festivities.

That means the booze, the music, the party, the food, the happiness, the games, and definitely, the mistletoes.

And with all those years she had to wait for this event, she had made a foolproof way so that everyone has to kiss the person they’re with, or they’re going to be stuck there…forever. Man that woman is sneaky.