|Baby, It's Cold Outside
Author: Hannah95 PM
A Cody/Becky story. Happy holidays, everyone! DONERated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12-15-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4718788
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Author: Me, who else?
Disclaimer: Are you kidding? Do I look like I own any part of the WWE?
"It's freaking cold, and you want to go sledding?" Becky asked in disbelief. Cody was so stupid sometimes.
"Yes, yes, I do. Now, c'mon. It's gonna get dark soon," Cody pleaded.
"But-but-" Becky protested.
"It'll be fun!" Cody begged.
"I don't see why we couldn't just sled here," Becky whined.
"There's not a giant hill here, Becky," Cody explained.
"My bad, so sorry," Becky said sarcastically.
"Meh." Cody stuck his tongue out at her.
"If we're going, let's go. It's gonna be dark soon, like you said, and I wanna get out of the park by dark."
"This is so much fun!" Becky yelled as she and Cody slid down the hill.
"I told you!"
Neither of them noticed the impending darkness…
"I know that tone, Cody. It's that tone you use when you really don't want to tell me something. And that something is usually something bad." Becky and Cody had got done sledding and were shivering under a tree. It was already dark out.
"Well, see, um…"
"Just spit it out."
"I kinda don't know where we are."
"What do you mean, you don't know where we are?"
"Exactly that. I mean, these are the woods, I don't have a compass, and…"
"Why are there woods in this park?"
"But what about your cell phone?"
"What about yours?"
"Mine's at home."
"Why don't you have it?"
"Because I assumed you had yours, dorkus."
"Why don't we at least look for the car?"
"Because we could get lost-er, Becky."
"Yes, lost-er. As in, more lost."
"I hate you, Cody."
"Do you know why I hate you, Cody?"
"Do you want to hear it again?"
"I'm going to tell you anyway."
"Because you are letting us freeze in the cold! It was your idea to do this! You're an idiot, Cody!"
"I am going to go look for the car."
"Have fun freezing your ass off."
"I will. And when I do find the car, I am not coming back for you."
Becky wandered around for what seemed like forever. She didn't find the car, and all she ended up doing was getting lost-er.
About an hour later, Becky was still wandering around, lost-er and Cody-less. It was kinda spooky in the woods…
About five minutes later, Becky cracked. She couldn't take it anymore. She stood in the middle of a clearing and screamed.
"CODY! CODY! CODY, COME GET ME! CODY!" Becky began to run in circles and flail her arms in a panic. "CODY! CODY! CODY! CODY! I'M SORRY, CODY! YOU WERE RIGHT, AND NOW I'M LOST!" The reality of these words finally hit home. "Oh my God, I'm lost. Dear God, I'm lost in the middle of the woods. With no one. And nothing. And no cell phone…. God, I'm an idiot."
Becky resumed screaming.
From about five feet away, Cody heard Becky screaming. Very loudly, he might add.
"What the hell?" Cody yelled as he got up. "What is your problem, Becky?" He walked into the clearing.
"CODY!" Becky ran to him and hugged him. "Thank God you're here! I was so lost, and…hey. Why'd you even let me go in the first place? You know I'm shit with directions!"
Wow, that changed abruptly…
"Look. The sunrise," Cody whispered, shaking Becky. She'd fallen asleep in his arms. "Wake up."
"Uhnnn…" Becky mumbled.
"C'mon, wake up. It's really pretty…"
Becky did glance up. The sun was coming up and it was pretty. But…
"My ass is frozen."
"Would you like me to warm it up for you?"
"LAND!" Becky screamed as she and Cody finally found the car.
"It's a car."
"Yes. It's like land, only moveable."
"You are the weirdest person I have ever met."
"And you love me for it."
Reviews are love. Happy holidays, Becky.