I feel like this should be separate, or the point isn't going to get across.

DISCLAIMER: This fanfic is not mine.

Okay, since FF has taken away much of our lulz by unpersoning the fanfic (and since the version reposted here isn't complete), I've decided to upload the full thing for posterity. SPREAD THE WORD: THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR LULZ AWAY

For those who don't know, My Immortal is quite possibly the worst (or best, depending on your point of view) fanfic ever. It's very (I must stress, VERY) loosely based off the Harry Potter books, and stars some "goffik" vampire girl named Ebony (aka Enoby, Egogy, Ebondy, Tara, etc.). Seriously, everyone's so out of character it's hilarious. This explanation can't do it justice; go to Encyclopedia Dramatica for the full details.

I have no idea whether the author is totally serious or simply an epic troll; either way, it doesn't matter; she succeeded in entertaining us.

EDITING FOR SOME SERIOUS CLARIFICATION:

At least ONE reviewer has apparently missed the point of this, I see.

I am uploading this as a convenience for those who wish to comment on it, no more, no less. I'm sure (or at least hope) that most serious writers who do care about their writing ability have enough common sense to know this is NOT how you write a fic (except maybe a trollfic).

EDIT 2:

I must say, I'm both amused and somewhat disturbed at the amount of people who apparently lack the comprehension to read this intro, despite it taking up a whole chapter for the express purpose! Maybe I should convert everything to all caps...

EDIT 3:

To anyone linking to this story: please, link to THIS specific intro page. A lot of people seem to be skipping straight to the first chapter of the story proper (if it can even be called that...), and therefore do not understand the context behind this repost, resulting in a lot of, quite frankly, stupid comments in the reviews section. Again, I did NOT write this, it is simply here for reviewing convenience.