EDIT: Oh my gosh! I totally forgot to mention that the whole scene with the red feathers and ropes and sheets are based on a pic that Allys drew for me last year for my birthday. http:// yaoi. y-gallery. net/ view/ 487024/ You can take out the spaces in order to see it. It is unbelievably gorgeous, and everyone must love Allys even a quarter as much I do. I miss you, babe!

A/N: So this chapter is for Blueh (aka Dee, aka tsuki_te_suiren) because I love her so, and she wanted another dream. She actually wanted Naughty Naruto, but this worked out better, so I hope you like it, Dee! Er, and of course the whole fic is for Master of the Rebels, but since this is a side story, I decided it was okay to dedicate it to someone else. *sheepish grin*

Many thanks and hugs and kisses to Animeaddict666 for beta’ing this.

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It was another dream. Sasuke just knew it.

How else could he explain why he was sitting in bed on top of crimson silk sheets, completely naked, bound by red velvet ropes to the headboard, with equally red feathers floating all around him?

This was…different.

However, intellectual considerations about his surroundings and possible dreaming status became impossible. Naruto was leaning over him, an incredibly wicked and predatory smile on his face, too tempting for words.

Then again, maybe this wasn’t so different after all.

“Naruto?” he asked, just to test out how dreamlike this particular scenario actually was.

“Sa-su-ke?” Naruto asked back huskily, his voice teasing.

“What are you doing?” He was calm; he was intelligible; he was coherent.

Amazing.

Naruto’s fingers skimmed over Sasuke’s taut abs.

Sasuke inhaled sharply at the unexpected sensation. Were dreams supposed to feel this real?

“What do you think I’m doing?” Naruto asked playfully,

“Er…” It took a second for him to collect his thoughts. What Naruto was doing with his fingertips was very distracting. “You’re not here to do aerobics, are you?” he asked tentatively, remembering the last time Naruto had invaded his dream so realistically.

Please say no, please say no, please say no…

He was ashamed to admit he couldn’t even blame Stupid Sasuke for that thought, since once again, Sane and Stupid Sasuke were conspicuously and wonderfully absent.

Naruto chuckled, his eyes scrunched up in almost childish fashion, the barest hint of a dimple in his left cheek. He’d never noticed the dimple before.

Sasuke sighed happily. Hmmm…

“No,” Naruto purred. “No aerobics this time, lover.”

“L-l-l-l—” he attempted to clarify, doubting the accuracy of his hearing.

And he’d been doing so well at being rational this time around, too.

He didn’t have the luxury to lament that fact before he was distracted once again.

“Oh, yes. Lover.”

And Naruto lay his naked body between Sasuke’s legs.

It was a testament to Naruto’s incredibly gorgeous and expressive face that Sasuke hadn’t even noticed he was naked.

Now that he noticed, however…

He took a moment to appreciate the blinding glory of Naruto’s strong shoulders and ass and muscled back and ass and toned legs and ass and…

Sasuke could almost hear his thoughts flutter from his head, like a frightened bird taking flight, as Naruto took his erection into his mouth.

“Ah!”

It was only the fact that Naruto’s arms were pinning his legs down that kept him from arching completely off the bed, and even then, he almost threw Naruto off of him on accident.

Surprised eyes looked up at him – not so surprised that Naruto stopped what he doing, thank heavens – before they twinkled with amusement, and that torturously wonderful mouth slid back down.

It was criminally unfair that not only was Naruto the physical incarnation of Michelangelo’s David, he also excelled at giving blow jobs. No, not just excelled. He was amazing…fantastic…incredible …exceedingly proficient…extraordinarily gifted…unbelievingly brilliant…supremely, devastatingly talented…very, very, very good…

“Naruto, Naruto! Oh, Naruto!” he chanted, straining against the velvet ropes, his hips pumping erratically as he got closer and closer.

It really is unfair, he thought as slick fingers rolled his testicles and then slipped further back.

He came with a gasp, Naruto’s tongue fucking the slit of his cock, his fingers just barely pressing into the wrinkled flesh of his anus.

The ropes were actually really helpful, he decided as he recovered, his eyelashes fluttering, his chest heaving. They were all that were keeping him upright against the headboard at this point, and he leaned into them gratefully as Naruto finally raised his head fully, licking his moistened lips appreciatively.

The sight was enough to make him groan and his cock to twitch valiantly.

“That was nice,” Naruto murmured, leaning forward to lick a long, slow trail up Sasuke’s bound chest. “As an appetizer anyway. Let’s move on to the next course.”

Could he be any more trite? he thought with no small amount of irritation. Even in his dream, Naruto was not the brightest crayon, but at least he was the prettiest one in the pack. “Just give me a minute,” Sasuke said, his heart just slowing down.

“No,” Naruto said, smiling that wicked smile again. “No, I don’t think so.”

“Urg—” Sasuke just managed to gurgle before Naruto kissed him, drowning out his protests.

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“Fuck! Naruto, you’re so—” Sasuke gasped, his back arching as Naruto plunged into him again and again, his thighs quivering against Naruto’s sides as he clenched down, drowning helplessly in mind-numbing pleasure. His arms strained against the velvet ropes, tied above his head now instead of around his torso as Naruto maneuvered him around to suit his whim.

“You’re not too bad yourself,” Naruto panted, sweat glistening along his body as he continued to thrust steadily, in peak physical condition, not even fazed by Sasuke’s orgasm.

“N-Naruto?” Sasuke’s breath hitched as Naruto’s actions caused his body to react once again even before he recovered from the most recent orgasm.

“Hmm?” Naruto asked, bending down to nuzzle his neck, his movements constant, just like in that damn aerobics class.

“You didn’t – ah – you didn’t c-cum?”

“Oh, no, I did.” The deadly dimple flashed again.

“Then why – nnh – why are you—?” And he’d thought he had a hard time talking when Naruto was just in the same room…

Confused eyes looked down at him. Although his hips still didn’t stop. “What does having an orgasm have to do with anything, Sasuke?”

He blinked, an almost unspeakable thought just starting to form. “Just which – fuck! – which Naruto—” He whimpered at a particularly accurate thrust that had him seeing sparkles, which reminded him of Naruto’s penis, which made him even more conscious of what was currently pounding into him, which made him whimper again.

“Which Naruto…?” Naruto prompted helpfully, the picture of solicitude.

“Which Naruto are you?” he gasped in a rush, twisting in ecstasy.

“Didn’t I tell you?” Naruto grinned winsomely. “I’m Nympho Naruto.”

“What?”

He came against his will, gritting his teeth and groaning loudly in equal parts horror than pleasure.

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“I can’t,” Sasuke said flatly, his body one twitching, spastic mess completely covered in dried and drying cum.

“But Sasuke—” Nympho Naruto begged, his obvious interest sticking out in front of him.

“Don’t ‘but Sasuke’ me! I can’t even move! I’m finished!”

“But I only came ten times!”

It took too much energy to sneer.

“You just have to lie there. I’ll do all the work…”

He’d gone from being unable to talk in Naruto’s presence and fantasizing over him all day long, to wanting him gone so he could get some sleep. Sleep sounded so good… He shook his head to focus on the task at hand – turning Naruto down.

Who would have thought?

“My jaw aches, my hands are developing blisters, and I’ll be lucky if I can even walk tomorrow. I’m too sore, and there’s no way I could get hard again anyway. No.”

“Are you sure about that?” Nympho Naruto asked slyly, and he lowered his head and did something with his tongue that amazingly got Sasuke’s poor defenseless body interested again.

He made a low whiny sound in the back of his throat as Nympho Naruto grinned triumphantly.

“Don’t worry, Sasuke,” Nympho Naruto said comfortingly. “You’re too sore. I get it. I would never do anything that hurt you.”

Sasuke’s hopes fluttered, but were killed brutally as Nympho Naruto crawled on top of him. “So we can do it this way until you feel better!”

Evil. Naruto is pure evil, Sasuke thought despairingly, groaning in agonized satisfaction as Nympho Naruto slid down his cock, one millimeter at a time.

Evil.

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“Go bother Stupid Sasuke!”

For a moment, both men stared at each other, neither quite believing the words that had come out of Sasuke’s mouth.

“Really? I can do that?” Nympho Naruto asked, halting his pursuit. Sasuke had long ago freed himself of his bonds out of sheer animalistic desperation.

“Yes!” Jealousy had no place at such a time. Besides, Stupid Sasuke, for all that Sasuke wanted to deny it, was still a part of him, so it was alright.

He ignored the smidgen of guilt. This was survival.

“Well, you are taking longer and longer to recover,” Nympho Naruto said, considering. “And harder and harder to catch. Okay! As long as you don’t mind…”

“I don’t mind! Go!” Sasuke just managed to twitch his cheek away from the kiss Nympho Naruto blew in his direction, before the creature ambled away in search of new prey.

When he was sure he was gone, Sasuke let the bat he was holding drop to the ground, and he used the last dregs of his failing energy to limp back to the bed and collapse gracelessly face first onto it.

Sasuke quickly drifted into a blissful Naruto-free, sex-free dream, so tired, his body didn’t so much as twitch. It was hours later before he roused just enough to hear Stupid Sasuke squawk, “No means no!” as he ran across the room, Nympho Naruto hot on his trail.

With a wry snort of amusement and a fleeting thought of, serves you right, he settled back into oblivion.

When he woke for the final time, he was lying in his own bed, lethargic and possibly dehydrated as well, his sheets positively crispy from dried cum.

I can’t believe you just threw me to the wolves, Stupid Sasuke muttered from where he was collapsed on the ground.

What about you? Sane Sasuke grumbled from his own boneless sprawl. You locked yourself away and left me alone with him!

He was real? Sasuke asked, his eyes getting impossibly wide. He pulled his blankets up to his chin in a futile bid for protection.

Just then Nympho Naruto flung the door of his bedroom wide open, leering and ready for action.

All three Sasuke screamed.

Sasuke bolted upright, almost falling off the bed as he scrambled away, his breath coming in frantic, frightened pants.

It was just a dream, just a dream, just a dream…

He finally slumped back down as he realized Naruto really wasn’t anywhere in the room with him. He jerked as the motion caused a sudden, sharp twinge in his groin, and he looked down in dawning horror at the dried evidence of his nocturnal emissions.

Wasn't it?

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A/N: I was in an odd mood when I wrote this. *shrugs* XD No idea when the next chapter of this will be out. I am so mean…