Sasori lay on his and Deidara's bed, sobbing his eyes out. His blonde uke just brought home a guy. But not just any guy, Hidan, the Akatsuki's immortal. Right now they were playing with each other in the pink eyed monster's bedroom. So Sasori lay forgotten... all but dead. He wiped away his tears, and got up, swaggering into his shared bathroom. His cousin, they had the same name, the same looks, everything. He stayed here last week. So our Sasori reached for his cousins left behind can of Pledge. It was said to enter him into a coma if he took too much. The pain of losing his Deidara was too much. He was going to overdose. Just as he was going to spray the Pledge into his nose, a hand grasped his.

Sasori gasped and looked up, Deidara. Deidara frowned and looked away for a bit, biting his bottom lip. He turned back to Sasori and took the can out of his seme's hand.

"What do you think you are doing, Sasori-Danna, yeah? I didn't leave you, i needed a break, so I played Candyland with Hidan, un." At this confession, Sasori felt stupid. He opened his mouth to say something, but then closed it. Deidara's lips crushed onto his, and brought him back into the bedroom. The blonde uke- now on top, pushed his short red-head onto the bed and sat on top of him.

"Wh-what are you doing?" Sasori stuttered. Deidara shushed him and brought his lips onto the others again, and Sasori finally got the message. He pushed Deidara off of him, and took his rightful position as seme. There, they made love, or until Hidan walked in on them.

Another attempt to bring Hidan in to steal away Deidara.

Actually Written By Me

Love,

foxflight