Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater, Bleach, The Boondocks, Naruto, Scrubs, or NOTHING in here that seems familar. I just own myself and my OCs. XD

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"To the left...no, more to the RIGHT!"

Sighing, Patti and Liz, the Thompson sisters, glanced at their miester Death The Kid, as they held a reif within their arms trying to put it outside. Now, normally it was pretty...hard, to get it in the exact right area but with Kid he HAD to get it perfect.

"Make up your mind already...!" Liz scowling at the black and white haired boy in irritation.

Almost pulling out his hair, Kid stared hard at the reif's position. He couldn't help but to smile seeing that it was straight, squinting his eyes and staring harder he then noticed that it was crooked. This is what had caused him to finally snap.

"NO! NO! NO!"

Tempting to pull out his hair this time his eyes were wide and teeth had been clinched together tightly. "IT'S IMPERFECT! NOT SYMMETRICAL!!"

Blinking curiously at the reif, Patti looked confused, "I dun see how its mwessy..."

"Because it's not. Only in his eyes." Liz put her hand on her hip and glanced at Kid who was still having his little nervous breakdown.

"C'mon Patti, let's go inside, Kid can freeze to death if he wants." Liz shrugged heading inside with her smaller sister.

Grabbing up some snow with a devious grin on his face, a eleven year old boy grinned deviously as he held up the ball of snow. His skin complextion was pale and had 'electric' dark blue eyes, on each side of his cheek had been two whisker-like marks. But the most distingishing feature of him that had stood out had been...

His hair.

The 'black-mane' was just a 'boof' of uncombed and spikiness; nearly sticking out on every direction with messy bangs of it to match.

Next to him stood a girl who was at least around thirteen. She had dark brown eyes, black hair in a ponytail while a strand of it hung over one eye, however, her ponytail couldn't be seen since she had worn her heavy dark blue jacket with her hood on messing up her hair slightly.

"Mugen, you're terrible...do you know that?" the girl questioned.

"Don't blame me, blame your imagination for making me like this." the wild boy known as Mugen rolled his eyes and aimed for his victim.

"You better hope he doesn't find out."

"Do ya THINK he'll find out? He's having a little nervous breakdown!" Mugen snickered. "Asia, have some FUN in your life!"

"...I always have 'fun'..." Asia huffed, tearing her glance away and staring away with poked out lips.

Grinning and trying not to laugh out, Mugen threw his hand back and...

WHAM!

"AHH!!!"

Feeling wetness and coldness hit his back, Kid fell down offguard in the snow while Mugen laughed out happily and boyishly, Asia right behind him fallowing more in a 'dim' and slightly unwilling.

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Chirstmas, the most wonderful time that had only happened once a year. It was a time to be with your loved ones and family members, the time to celebrete the birth of our savior, the time to just...appreciate to be alive.

Now, Chirstmas in Fan Fiction was very simular to the one in Reality only...people had been very concerned in shopping and gift issues.

"Asia! Let's stop here!" Mugen suddenly ordered hopping up by a store window.

"Mugen, you know that we DON'T have time for that..." Asia sighed, putting her hands in her jacket pockets.

"Oh c'mon! Just look at THIS!" Mugen ordered, pressing his hands against the window.

"What...?"

Expecting to see something that dealt with carjacking, building a crack-cocaine empire and killing your enemies, or even a rap CD, Asia's eyes had bulged from what she had saw in the store window.

There had been a Wii system sitting out in the window even though they had already been sold out, but over the Wii system had been a game with people playing on a electric plastic guiter. And that game had been; Guiter Hero. And that game had shined in all of its glory above the Wii System, as if it had been sent down from heaven.

"Really Mugen...?" Asia blinked in awe, trying to shake off the emotion she smiled nervously, "You want Guitar Hero...?"

Mugen had a wide and lazy grin on his face as he stared at it deeply as if he was in love.

"Finally embracing your Asian race?"

Mugen's smile dropped along with his eyelids, his happy emotions had became a scowl.

Asia, however, put her hand by her chin as she pondered on what she was saying,

"Well, I wouldn't EXACTLY say that its for the Asian race...but..."

Finally staring at the heavilly annoyed boy, Asia noted calmly, "You DO know that there's no rap music in there, right?"

"I KNOW THAT ALREADY!!"

"So WHY do you want it? It's not in your...taste?" Asia curiously asked.

"Because it looks so...so awesome!" Mugen grinned once again before pointing at an elderly doctor who walked out the store with a game by his side. "Besides, Dr. Kelso got the last copy of Grand Thef Auto..."

"I see..." Asia responded as she curiously stared at the doctor in wonder.

"So lemme buy it! Please! Please! PLEASE!!!" Mugen ordered with a wide grin on his face and balled up hands.

"Well...you don't have enough money for it do you?" Asia lightly took a step back from the younger boy.

"Of course not!" Mugen frowned before grinning once again, "That's why YOUR going to get it for me!"

"WHAAATTT!?!?" Asia shouted out completely caught off guard by it.

"Yeah! I'm broke, you got enough money, RIGHT?" Mugen snickered.

"Well..." Feeling around in her pockets for a moment, Asia only felt a few quarters, pennies, and one dollar bill. Then, staring at the upset boy, Asia responded coyly, "Ummm....instead of Guitar Hero...how about a nice...katana?"

Within a flash, Mugen's eyes got wide and he became paler then usual...

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Growling and throwing off his dark blue colored coat, Mugen threw it carelessly on the floor with a rapidly apologizing Asia trailing behind him.

"Mugen! C'mon! Listen to me!"

"BAH!"

"I'll buy you a NICE DVD of Drake And Josh, season 3! Yep, that's it! Drake And Jason!!" Asia smiled cheerily not knowing the damage that she was putting Mugen through.

"CHIRSTMAS! WHO THE HELL NEEDS THE DUMB HOLIDAY ANYWAY?! HA!" Walking to his room and slamming the door loudly as possible, Asia stared completely caught offguard by the younger boy's action.

Suddenly, hearing 'insane' laughter, she turned her head seeing Naruto, Rei, Wrath, and Riley getting 'drunk' off of eggnog. Mariah, Leroy, and Sasuke remained the innocent ones.

"Looks lik someone heres a Scoorage!!" Riley laughed.

"Who turned Mugen into a emo?!" Naruto also laughed.

"Mugen's not emo..." Mariah whimpered staring at the spiky haired blond in wonder, hearing Mariah's comment, the four busted out in laughter.

Frowning, Asia held her hands on her hips looking uncomfortable with the little gangbanger, mischevious homunculus, AND hyperactive ninja in the same house as her with glasses of eggnog in their hands.

"Leroy! Who let THEM in...?!" Asia asked in misery.

"Well..." the small eight year old boy named Leroy took a long deep breath before shuddering lightly, "Riley-"

"Granddad keep on tellin' me the LONG story 'bout what Chirstmas is ALL about and Huey tryin' ta prove him wrong wit his cold-ass, so I decided ta crash here for da night!" Riley grinned mischeviously.

"Riley you can't-" Asia tried to shake her head 'no' in rejection before Riley quickly interrupted,

"Naw! Naw! NAW. I brought meh own pillows! See!"

Riley held up a pillow that had decorations of Yu-Gi-Oh plastered all over it, but showing his fangs, Wrath snatched the pillow from him, "THAT'S MINE!"

"Awh..." Riley blinked, completely caught off guard and grabbed his real pillow; One that had some photos of the homosexual rapper; 'Gangstalicious' on it. "This is MY pillow!!" he grinned in pride.

Ignoring Riley's pride to show that he was a fan of the false rapper, Asia then glanced at Wrath with dim eyes, "...Lemme guess on you...YOU got kicked out of the homunculus' house, didn't you?"

Before Wrath could say anything, Mariah sniffled with sparkling eyes, "I couldn't leave him out in the cold..."

Then, Asia tore her glance to the emo ninja who simply pointed to Rei with dim eyes. "Don't ask me, ask HER..."

Grinning mischeviously, Rei happily laughed at Asia's questioning look, "Oh C'MON! Chirstmas is time to be with your friends!"

"But Sasuke's not your friend..." Asia sighed.

"Eh, he fallowed me here!" Naruto frowned, "Just to make sure I...stay out of TROUBLE..."

"Then in that case I'm GLAD he's here..." rubbing her forehead, snapping out of her thoughts she heard a high pitched voice screech,

"So where's our presents?!"

"Huuh?!" Asia blinked looking dumbfounded with her mouth lightly open at the young curious homunculus.

"Yea! Where's MY presents!?" Riley squinted his eyes and stared deeply at Asia waiting on his answer.

"Well..."

"Oh c'mon! That's COLD! HOW are you goin' NOT get me no presents when I'm your next door NEIGHBOR?!" Twisting his lips to the side, Riley mumbled in a whisper, "I thought you wuz betta' then dat..."

"Well for one, she probably doesn't give a good care about you. Neighbors or not..." Sasuke noted in a hushed tone.

"WHA?!" Riley growled.

"What about mee? You didn't get meee anything?" Wrath sniffled staring at Asia with his violet eyes having a chibi-sparkling effect.

"Wrath, you see...-"

"Don't worry about me, Asia!" Naruto grinned causing Asia to be relieved somehow. "All you gotta do is get me a life time supply of ramen! Ya see, I don't believe in all those flashy matieral things anyways."

"Life time...supply of ramen...?"

Stepping back completely caught off guard, Asia felt as if Naruto, Wrath, and Riley both became 'demonic' having glowing red eyes and sharp fangs. "YEAH....GIVE US PREESSSEENNNTTTSSS!!"

"Hm?!"

Feeling a cold arm touch her wrist, she saw the young homunculus glaring at her sharply with a mouth full of fangs. "I want a new game! Twister! Yep, that's it! Twister!!"

"And I want the newest Gangstalicious CD! Aiight?!" Riley ordered, grabbing her other wrist.

Before Sasuke or Leroy could try to break up the arguement in their own special way -mainly Sasuke since Leroy would just get neglected and ignored- everything soon came to a grinding hault.

"What's going on here?"

The voice had belonged to a female, only it had been strict, sharp, and somehow caring. Standing in the living room way was Zion, a fifteen year old female who weilded a keyblade. Her hair was long with three long strands parted at the side of her face while the rest had been pulled back in a long ponytail, she hard 'sharp' golden eyes and no real emotion on her face along with having her hands on her hips.

"Ms. Zion!" Leroy piped out staring at her in amazement.

Walking into the room with a small black and white kitten fallowing her, she looked skeptical wondering WHY two eight year olds were holding Asia by the wrist.

"Well...anyone mind giving me a answer?"

"Well..." Riley began with a cough. "I was tellin' Asia here what I wanted fo' Chirstmas! And dat's a-"

"Gay CD, I know..."

Zion rolled her eyes while Leroy snickered hearing her comment, growling, Riley perpared to get him later. Then, Zion glanced at Wrath, "What are YOU doing Wrath?"

"I was going to tell Asia that I wanted-"

"Some stupid game that you'll probably wreck within a day?"

Wrath's eyes got wide and he nearly cried at Zion's comment, then she glanced at Naruto, "And YOU want some ramen don't you?"

"You bet!" Naruto chuckled.

"...buy it from the market like everyone else..." Zion ordered causing Naruto and Rei to sulk, however, Sasuke found himself smirking. Huffing in annoyance, she questioned, "What's your all problem? Are you obsessed with presents?" Much to her amazement she heard,

"YES!"

"Well, Chirstmas doesn't work that way. Do you really know what it's about...?"

"Lemme guess..." Riley sulked, "Some typa' story 'bout three men walkin' in a desert jus ta fallow a star?"

"Yeah but...I have another story to tell you all..." Zion seperated Naruto from Rei sitting between them.

"Oh boy...this sounds fun." Wrath mumbled, rolling his eyes in annoyance only to get hit upside the head with her keyblade.

"Now...this story is one called; The Chirstmas Sparrow..." Zion wisely began, as she leaned back into the couch perparing to tell the story not caring if they ignored her or fell to sleep.

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"Merry Chirstmas, guys!"

Smiling happily, Hiro, the music-loving successor of L held up two presents in his hands for Matt and Mello. "A big chocolate for you! And I got a new video game for you Matt!" Hiro grinned.

Mello frowned seeing a 'big' chocolate bar while Matt looked dumbfounded and shocked seeing Hello Kitty.

"You're a cheap kid..." Mello mumbled in annoyance.

"...I wanted World Of Warcraft..." Matt sobbed.

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"Huey!"

Jazmine Dubois, the young mulatto girl had had bright happy green eyes and two golden poof-balls for ponytails smiled at the young 'revoluntary' who stood outside in the snow protesting against his granddad's chirstmas beliefs.

"Jazmine?" Huey raised an eyebrow at her at first before ordering coldly, "Go back inside before you get sick."

"Awh Huey!" Jazmine puffed up her cheeks, "I made some hot chocolate! Don't you want some?"

"N-"

"Plleeeaassseee?"

Not wanting to see her cry, Huey decided to do what the girl wanted.

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"Is this REALLY how you like to spend your Chirstmas, Revy?" Nevy sulked glancing at his drunken sister coldly.

Lazilly glancing at him, Revy drunkenly replied, "I don't believe in Santa, I DON'T get presents-"

Sighing, Rock said in misery, "So she just drinks the night away..."

"Here!" Revy grinned, forcing the liquor down the minor's throat much to his amazement. "Have some!"

"Hmph?!?!?!"

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"C'mon JD! Let's spark up this holiday and make the people AMAZED!" Haruhi grinned deviously with a unwilling JD and the rest of the SOS brigade right by her side.

"Haruhi, don't you think this is...well...-" JD began before Kyon finished for her,

"Riduclous?"

"Of course not! This is great! And Mikuru looks SUPER CUTE as a elf, don'tcha think so?" Haruhi winked pointing at the petrified female cheerily.

What was Haruhi doing? Going around delivering Chirstmas presents around Fanfiction for everyone dressed as a playboy female verison of Santa Claus, Itsuki, Kyon, Yuki, Mikuru, -and the expection of JD- were the elves.

JD could only pray and hope that Janitor would NEVER see this...

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"Merry Chirstmas, Meta Knight." Rukia smiled as she walked down the streets with Meta Knight by her side.

"Really Rukia? You celebrate this human holiday too?" Meta Knight questioned sounding slightly amazed.

"Yes." Rukia put a light smile on her face, "It's a very nice holiday...a time to be together."

Somwhow, Meta Knight found those words quite warming.

"Then in that case, I suppose it's not all that bad, now is it?"

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"Merry Chirstmas, Chibi." Inuyasha tried not to blush as he handed ChibiSkitty, otherwise known as Chibi for short, a wrapped box.

"Really Inuyasha? I didn't think that you'd really-" Chibi stared at Inuyasha for a moment and decided not to say anything, why? Because his face was nearly red about this time.

"Just open it a-already!" Inuyasha stammered, "I hope she likes it!" he thought.

"Aww, Inuyasha." Chibi smiled at her boyfriend as she stared at a photo of her, Inuyasha, and even Lucy, together happily. "You-"

"Ah, I wanted to!" Inuyasha spat out, still blushing.

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"Tea, I got you this for Chirstmas." The One, David smiled as he stared at his true love Tea Gardner as they sat down together on the coach, with her light blue eyes lighting up, Tea couldn't help but to smile at the small wrapped box.

"Really David? You shouldn't have!" Tea smiled happily with a blush on her face, but this didn't stop her from opening up to see what was inside of it. Her eyes lit up even more seeing a diamond ring inside of the case. "Aww!" she squealed, suddenly hugging David happily while he tried to control the blush that was on his face.

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"Now wasn't that a nice Chirstmas story?" Zion questioned, resting her face on her balled up hand.

Before either Asia, Naruto, Riley, Wrath, Rei, or even Sasuke could say something about the story Mugen piped up from the stairway,

"I've heard better but...it was different."

"Mugen?!" Rei grinned, "You're not being Mr. Scoorge anymore!?"

"Huh!? What?! Gimme my present and I'll be happy!" Mugen blushed scratching the side of his face.

Ignoring Mugen, Asia -who was currently sitting down in Indian style- smiled at the older female, "Well...I liked the story. Different from most Chirstmas stories anyway."

"Ya know...I dun believe in the lovey-dovey non-presents typa' ~bleep~ but...I GUESS it was aiight." Riley admitted in irritation.

"But still...." Leroy shut his eyes and let out a long sigh. "It'd be NICE to have some presents...ain't neva' got a present in meh life..."

BANG! BANG!

Everyone looked amazed hearing the loud knock on the door, Mariah jolted nearly hiding behind Wrath, while Leroy accidently jumped out of amazement leaning against Riley...MUCH to his disliking.

Sighing and standing up, Zion mumbled, "If this is Marina ready to trash a house or Sora with Donald and Goofy I'm going to be VERY, VERY..." opening up the door with her Keyblade hidden behind her back ready to 'attack' with it, she only saw a very JOLLY Tien, Kahn, Neil, Li, and Xuan standing outside. Xuan and Li had no real emotion on their faces, Kahn looked pretty unsure on what to react, while Neil and Tien looked like they were in holiday spirit the most.

"MERRY CHIRSTMAS, BITCHES!"

Laughing hysterically and throwing a long sack on the floor surprising everyone once again, Zion frowned. "Why ARE you all here...?" she then mumbled with a disbelieving voice, "AND quoting from the movie Rent?"

"Alright, you'll NEVER believe this!" Tien began with a wide grin on her face. Before she could even finish, Kahn sulked in misery,

"We were talking down the street and then this sack hit Neil upside the head..."

"It hurt soo much...-"

"Man up." Zion, Xuan, and Li ordered in unison with a dim sweatdrop.

"So..." sitting on the floor eagerly, Tien opened up the long sack. "I decided to bring you all some presents!" she took out a box and tossed it to Wrath who literally tore the wrapping off of it.

"OH BOY! I GOT TWISTER!!" Wrath shouted out in happiness while Mariah smiled politely and approvingly at it.

"Riley, I found this out in the street...nobody wanted it." Tien mumbled, tossing the CD to Riley. Riley's eyes sparkled and lit up once he saw that it was the new Gangstalicious CD,

"AWH SNAP! I GOT THE NEW GANGSTALICIOUS CD!" Jerking his body back and forth he sung horribly, "HOMIES OVER HOES!" Finally, Leroy could say what he ALWAYS wanted to say to Riley,

"....you gay."

Sadly, Leroy continously got slapped upside the head by the angered eight year old.

"Naruto, I don't really know what this is but...take it." Tien ordered staring at the wrapped package skeptically before throwing it to Naruto.

"OH BOY! RAMEN!" Naruto and Rei exclaimed.

Sasuke could only shake his head in mild disbelief from the reactions of the two Uzumaki 'twins.' "Sasuke, personally I bought this for you." Neil smiled happily handing Sasuke a book that had said; Revenge for Dummies.

"Neil..." Sasuke said in a low upset tone at the older teen who grinned happily,

"I know, I know, I shouldn't have! But oh, I DID!"

"I told you to buy him how to be a Emo for Dummies..." Li rolled her eyes and pouted.

Tien searched in the bag looking for more presents after she had given some to Zion, Leroy, and Mariah. She had finally seeing a slightly large one she jerked it over to Asia. "Here's yours!"

"Huh? But I didn't wa-"

"Don't be ungrateful! Take it!" Tien ordered.

Asia smiled nervously sweatdropping as she poked at the box at first, "Um...what is it?" removing the wrapping, it was only shown to be a Wii and this caused Asia's face to light up. "Tien you shouldn't have...I-"

Frowning and looking somewhat 'concerned' the Vietnamese bodyguard re-told, "But I didn't! I told you I found it..."

"Yo Tien...!" Mugen tugged on her long red sleeve.

"What?"

"Do you have anything for ME?" Mugen's eyes had actually been SPARKLING in sadness along with poked out lips.

"Hm...? Well..." looking into the bag once more, Tien responded with dim eyes, "Nope."

"What DID you want anyway, Mugen?" Kahn asked in a curious tone.

"I WANTED GUITAR HERO! ESPECIALLY NOW SINCE ASIA HAS A WII! SURE, EVERYBODY ELSE GETS A DAMN GAME BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?! I DIDN'T GET NOTHIN' FOR CHIRSTMAS!"

"It's cuz you wasn't on Santa's good list." Riley taunted with a devilish smirk.

Growling, Mugen pointed to Riley in fury, "BUT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO TRIES TO ASSASSINATE HIM EVERY FREAKIN' YEAR AT THE MALL!"

Riley's eyes bulged and he made a hush motion for Mugen to keep quiet.

"Really Mugen? Guitar Hero?" Xuan asked skeptically.

"YES...!" Mugen held onto each side of his head causing his hair to be even more messed up then usual.

"Oh...well...why didn't you say so?" Tien questioned, reaching into the bag and taking out Guitar Hero with a naive expression on her face. Mugen looked astounished from the sight of the game.

"Wha...what...?" Mugen blinked as his mouth gaped open lightly, then, his shocked expression soon changed to a happy and excited one. "ALRIGHT! THIS IS AWESOME! I GOT GUITAR HERO!!!!" Hopping up and down, he snatched the game from Tien's hand and danced around happily.

"I thought he would want that stupid 'carjack-game'..." Li whispered to Xuan as they both glared at their friend as if he was the most retarded boy in the world.

"Me too Li." Xuan rubbed his forehead and sighed.

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"And so, everyone got what they wanted for Chirstmas...one way or another!" Haruhi, the narrator told as she sat down as Santa Claus in a bright red sleigh with Yuki and Mikuru reading with her aswell, however, the boys; Kyon, Itsuki, and JD had to 'play' reindeer and push the sleigh unwillingly. "Now you all have a MERRY Chirstmas! Curtosy of Haruhi Suzumiya!" Winking with a happy smile on her face, the sceen had faded out to black with white letters in cursive saying;

The End

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Orginally, I WASN'T going to write anything for X-mas because I was stuck over my aunt's house. But typing this up on her computer real quick and finishing it up by tonight, I managed to make this. Forgive me for errors, my Microsoft Word isn't acting right and needs to be re-installed, but hopefully, I'll re-edit this. Please read and review, but have a happy holiday.

Haruhi: And no flames!