
yes ask Lenore Ragamuffin and many others questions
Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12-09-11 - Published: 12-27-08 - id: 4746602
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Hi and welcome to ask Lenore and friends here are some questions for Lenore and the others from my sister
Lenore: You have a sister is she your evil twin like Ouchie Boo Boo
Me: No Lenore she may be annoying but my sister is nothing like that demonic rip off of you
Lenore: Oh okay (goes off to kill a field mouse)
Lenore why does your hair look like noodles
Lenore: I don't know
Me: I think its because your dead being dead can do many things
Lenore: Wow how do you know that
Me: I like sleeping in graveyards and next is Ragamuffin
Ragamuffin: I got a question
Me: Yep
Ragamuffin do you do yoga
Ragamuffin: WTF kind of question is that
Me: Just answer now
Ragamuffin: why I am a stuff toy and thus don't gain weight and when I was a vampire other than blood I didn't need any sustenance
Me: Poor Ragamuffin gets no love XD
Ragamuffin: Shut up Plum
Me: Okay Mr. Gosh got one
to quote Ragamuffin Lenore is ten years old thats illegal
Mr. Gosh: She's been ten for a hundred years
Me: Yeah but to those who don't know that thats just wrong man
Mr. Gosh: MY LOVE (hugs Lenore who has return from killing field mice)
Me: (stabs Mr. Gosh) Lenore is my serigate little sister and no pedo is going near her
Lenore: Sweet I have a big sister who killed Mr. Gosh
Mr Gosh: That woman how I love her
Me: Erm okay I pray he doesn't head for me (shivers)
Ragamuffin: thats it so send in your questions and we will answer
Me: Bye bye (goes to cut Gosh in half Lenore cheering me on)
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