Me: Okay, today I have a little treat for you! A little one-shot!

Bardock: For...NO REASON?!

Me: That would be correct!

Bardock: At ALL?

Me: Yup.

Bardock: KidGoku13 doesn't own DB, DBZ, DBGT, or anything related, including some OCs.

Special Borgos

My First Fic...IN SONG FORM!!

Inspired by Special Fred

When I was

A boy of 10

I had a very

Best friend

Borgos always

Ate a lot

But spoke was something

He did not

Oh Special Borgos

He even ate regurgitated cheerios...(what the heck?!)

Now he's not so BRIGHT

Instead...

He's a little bit special...

We'd go spar

And he'd get scars

We'd camp out

And he'd pig out

I had girls

And lots of stuff

He had names

for his earmuffs

Oh Special Borgos...

He liked to eat Do-ri-toes...

Now he's not so BRIGHT

Instead...

He's a little bit special...

One day talking to Special B...

He grabbed a brick

And he swung at my head!

And as he laughed at me

That's when I knew...

That special B just made me

Special tooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Now I laugh as I eat bugs

I give Nappa great big hugs

Next to me...

Borgos is fine...

Yeah, he's a freaking

Einstein!

Oh Special Borgos and me

Now we're not so bright, you see

Now we're both DUMB and stuff

We're a little bit special...

Just a little bit.........................................................................................................

...

Me:Please, DO keep in mind this was written at 2 o'clock in the morning...so all randomness is not my fault, but my nocturnal-ness's. Thank you, and good night/morning!

And yes, the singer was Bardock...KID Bardock...

So THAT'S why he can't remember very well...

Gagawop Wuvs Yu!
-Kid Goku 13