Here is a rather morbid take on a classic. . . hee hee
Rest in peace foolish Gentlemen
who dared to come this way.
Although the stagehands warned you
you should have stayed away.
You've stumbled in my trap
so now your gonna have to pay!
In the Phantom's lair, oh boy!
What a joy!
I'll use my torture chamber, my toy!
I flip the switch and round and round
the mirrors seem to spin.
The heat is rising,
try to fight, there's no use,
you won't win!
I'll bake you like a Christmas cake
then throw you in the lake!
Float away from my home down here,
That's the 15th one that's died this year!