Author’s Notes: Okay guys, since my “TDI Season 2” didn’t go as well with the first one, I’m trying again with a different one. With different characters. SO, here we go.

Disclaimer: I do not own TDI.

A man about 32 walks on the dock. His shirt is green and his hair is very unstylish. “Hey there people!! Welcome to Season 2 of Total Drama Island. I’m your NEW host, Ryan. Now you’re probably wondering where Chris McClane went. Well… He got fired. Now I don’t know why, but he was. So anyway, let’s go over the rules.” Ryan explained.

Ryan was standing at the campfire. “Every week there will be a challenge, and every week one camper will be voted off. A camper’s fate is decided by their fellow camper mates. At this camp, to stay in the game, they will need to receive a marshmallow.” Ryan explained. He took a stick with a marshmallow on it and ate the marshmallow. “This is where we decide who leaves Total Drama Island. When a camper is voted off, the must walk the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave Total Drama Island. And they can never come back. Ever.”

Ryan was back at the Dock of Shame. “We found 22 different campers that resemble last season campers. Not only in looks and voice, but personality as well.” Ryan explained with a smirk. “Without further ado, let us adjourn to the arrival of the campers.” he finished in an odd French accent.

A boat pulled up and sped off. A girl who looked a lot like Beth stepped off; she even had the glasses. There were only a few differences in her looks: Her hair was a light/dark blue, and her clothing was brown and orange.

She ran up to Ryan and gave him a hug. “Ryan, it is so great to be here!!” she chirped. She let him go and looked up at him. “Wow, you’re a lot shorter in person.” she commented.

“Uh, yeah… That’s all good Bescky.” Ryan looked away, very confused, while Bescky waved at the camera. She picked up her bags and walked to the end of the dock.

Another boat pulled up. Off stepped a girl with resemblance to Gwen; the only differences were that this girl had pink and purple hair with red lipstick and a blue shirt with dark green and light blue sleeves. Her boots were also pink. “Andreste, welcome.” Ryan greeted, but a suitcase smacked into him. “OW!!” he cried, rubbing his head where the suitcase hit.

“It’s Hyacinth, or just Hya.” she grumbled. She walked by stepping on his foot.

“YOWCH!!” Ryan cried, grabbing his foot. “Thanks…” he mumbled. He looked over. “Everyone, this is Lena.” he directed everyone’s attention to a girl who looked like Lindsay. The only difference was that she had a blue shirt, a light blue/green skirt, and pink and purple hair. “Not too shabby.” Ryan silently commented. Lena walked over to Ryan.

“Okay, um, I’m confused. Who are you?” Lena asked.

“Ryan.” the host answered. When Lena didn’t say anything, he added: “You know, the host?”

“Oh that’s who you are.” Lena laughed and walked over to the end of the dock with the others.

The next boat honked and Ryan quickly exclaimed, “Ladies and gentlemen, Jake!!” Jake, who was wearing a jacket and headband like Tyler’s, with only a color difference of a less light blue color. He was water-skiing but he lost his balance and tumbled along the water’s surface.

He hit the edge of the dock and flew over top the others. He landed in their suitcase pile. “Dude!! Wicked wipe-out!!” Ryan commented. Jake held up a thumbs-up.

Suddenly some Punk rock music began playing and the next boat pulled up. On it was a boy with much resemblance to Duncan; he even had the skull and mohawk. The only difference was that his shirt was blue and the mohawk was pink. The boy threw his bag on the dock and jumped off. “I don’t like surprises.” he snarled, cracking his knuckles.

“Yeah Kyle, your parole officer told me about that, and said I could give him a holler if I needed to.” Ryan smirked.

Kyle scoffed and walked over to the others. Another boat pulled up, and sped off, leaving behind a girl with resemblance to Heather. The only difference was her hair, which was dark yellow and yellow in some places, and her shirt was green. She took off her sunglasses and glared at the others.

“Louise, welcome.” Ryan greeted. Louise muttered something under her breathe and then out loud she added, “I’m going home, I am not staying here.”

“Then I hope you can swim. Cause your ride just left.” Ryan smirked as the boat was leaving.

“Uugh!!” she screamed, and then walked to the end of the dock.

“See you by the campfire gorgeous.” Kyle joked.

“Drop dead you loser.” she snapped irritatibly. Bescky ran up to her.

“Hi!! I guess we’re your new friends for the next eight weeks!!” she greeted, gleaking when ever she said a word with S or X in it.

Louise wiped it off her face and pushed Bescky aside.

While Ryan was have a laugh about this, a long and heavy sigh came from behind him. He turned around to see a boy in resemblance of Harold. The only differences were that this boy didn’t have the glasses, his shirt was red and said, “I’m Lazy, So What?”, and his sleeves were green.

“Uh, hey Jakeson. Welcome dude.” Ryan greeted, staring at the odd boy.

“So you’re telling me the show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?” he asked.

“That’s right.” Ryan answered.

“Awesome.” Jakeson silently cheered. “That is so much more favorable to my skills.” He walked to the end of the dock.

Ryan gave a weird look then turned to the end as the next person stepped off. “Everybody, this is Denny.” Ryan announced.

Denny looked a lot like DJ. The only real difference was that Denny’s shirt was light blue. But he still had the “D” on his shirt, just like DJ.

“Ryan, how’s it going?” Denny asked.

“Good.” Ryan responded, high-fiving Denny.

Denny looked around. “I don’t get it, where’s the hotub?” he asked.

“There is none.” Hya answered irritatibly. Denny sighed and picked up his bags.

“It looked a lot different in the application form…” Denny complained under his breathe.

Ryan turned his head as the next person stepped off the dock. She looked a lot like Courtney, only her shirt was black and her hair was a mix of pink and purple.

“Fran, welcome.” Ryan greeted.

“Hi Ryan.” she replied. She walked over to the others and greeted them. “Hi guys.” she greeted happily. No one responded.

Fran sighed and stood with them. Another boat pulled up and a boy that resembled Trent stepped onto the dock. His shirt was green and the hand on his shirt was red not black. “Vinncet, sup?” Ryan asked,

“Nothing… So, is this it?” Trent asked, looking over at the others.

“I’m calling my parents; you cannot make me stay here.” Louise snapped, walking to the edge. Ryan held up her contract.

“Has anyone seen my suitcase?” Jake asked, looking around. Jakeson looked up and pointed upwards. Everyone looked up to see a plummeting suitcase.

It smacked into the water, soaking Louise. “ACK!!” she screamed. She began to wring out her hair.

“Um… All right then.” Vinncet mumbled. He walked over and stood next to Hya.

Another boat pulled up and Derby stepped off. He looked like Justin but he had a green shirt and blue hair.

“Derby, what’s up?” Ryan asked.

“Nothing much.” Derby answered.

“All right dude.” Ryan said.

Derby walked over to the others. The next boat pulled up and off stepped two girls who looked a lot like Katie and Sadie. The first one, who looked a lot like Katie, only had the difference of a light yellow shirt and hair. The other, who resembled Sadie mostly, only had the difference of a light green shirt and hair.

“Mari look, it’s a summer camp!!” the first one cried.

“Oh wow!! I’ve always wanted to go to summer camp!! What about you Kari?!” Mari asked.

“Oh, I totally wanted to come to summer camp!!” Kari answered excitedly. She and Mari squealed and ran down to the others. The next person came up. He looked like Cody but his shirt was orange.

“Kurt, the Kurtster, the Kurtmister.” Ryan greeted.

“Hey Ryan. See the ladies have already arrived. All right.” Kurt greeted, walking over to the end of the dock.

Suddenly some party music began playing, and the next boat came up with a boy on it. He looked like Geoff, but his shirt was blue and his hair was orange. He jumped off the boat. His suitcase followed.

“Todd, welcome man.” Ryan greeted.

“Hey man, great to be here man.” Todd greeted high-fiving Ryan.

“Great to have ya man.” Ryan said.

“They say man one more time, and I’m gonna puke.” Hya complained.

Todd walked over to the others.

Another boat pulled up, and on it was a girl that looked like Eva. The only difference was that her shirt was pink and her skirt was purple. Also, her hair was questionably brown and dark brown.

“Hey Kellson.” Ryan greeted. She ignored him and walked by, stepping on his foot.

“YOWCH!!!” he shouted, grabbing his foot. “Second time!!”

“Hey, I’m Kurt.” Kurt greeted. Kellson ignored him and dropped her bag on Kurt’s foot. “Ow!! What’s in there, barbells?”

“Yes.” Kellson answered.

Chris and Kurt exchanged a glance as the next boat pulled up. On it was a girl that resembled Bridgette. However, her jacket was pink and her hair was red and dark red in some places.

“Hi Ryan.” she greeted.

“Everyone, this is our surfer chick, Mahina.” Ryan announced.

“Nice board.” Kyle commented.

“I… thought we were gonna be on a beach.” Mahina said in confusion.

“We are.” Ryan replied, pointing to a dead-ugly beach.

“Um… Okay…” Mahina walked over to the others.

“Hey there, I’m Todd.” Todd said introducing himself to Mahina.

She turned around, her board following. Kyle, Jakeson, and Kurt ducked as it flew at them. “Hi Todd.”

“Hey, watch where you’re swinging that thing.” Jakeson said to Mahina.

She turned around. Todd and Louise ducked, but Lena didn’t see it coming. BAM!! “Sorry.” Mahina apologized to Jakeson.

“Ow…” Lena mumbled.

“All right, I think we’ve met the surfer girl. Can we please move on now?” Louise asked.

The next boat pulled up and off stepped a boy in resemblance to Noah. The only differences were that his shirt was black and his hair was brown.

“Hey Noah.” Ryan greeted.

“Wasn’t there a Noah from last season?” Denny asked.

“I’m a different Noah genius.” Noah snapped calmly. He turned to Ryan and added, “You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?”

“I’m sure somebody did.” Ryan answered.

“Great. Hey, is this where we’re staying?” Noah asked.

“No, it’s your mother’s house, and we’re throwing a party.” Kyle answered with a smirk, cracking his knuckles.

“Very funny. Nice piercings original, do them yourself?”

Kyle grabbed Noah’s lower lip and held out a needle. “Yeah, you want one?”

“No, can I have my lip back now?” Kyle let go of his lower lip.

Louise made a gagging motion.

The next boat came pulling in. “Hey was up yall? Shenaqua in da house.” the girl greeted. She looked like Shenaqua, only the little fruits on her shirt were light blue, and her pants were dark and light blue. Also, her hair was yellow and orange in some places.

Jakeson let out a gasp as she stepped on the dock. “Shenaqua, welcome to Total Drama Island.” Ryan greeted.

“No problem.” Shenaqua walked over to my brother. “Hey my brother, give me some sugar baby.” she said, high-fiving Denny.

Jakeson looked at her. “And just what are you staring at?” Shenaqua asked.

“I’ve never seen some one like you before.”

“And what’s that supposed to mean?”

“You’re really big and loud.”

“What did you just say boy?!” Shenaqua asked.

Hya, Mahina, and Todd held her back as she tried to attack Jakeson. He was acting like he knew Kung-fu and was doing some fake taunting attacks.

“Ooh!! Boy you are so gonna get it!!” Shenaqua shouted.

“Campers!! Settle down!!!” Ryan shouted.

The next boat pulled off, and it let off some one who looked like Ezekiel. The only differences were that he had a dark teal jacket and his hat was a mixture of a couple of colors.

“Tony, what’s up?” Ryan asked.

Tony pointed up. “I think I see a bird.”

“Look dude, I know you don’t get out much. Been home schooled your whole life?” Tony nodded.

“Oh, he’s in for it.” Hya rolled her eyes.

Tony walked over to the others. The next boat pulled, and on it was a big boy who looked like Owen. Only his shirt was dark blue and his hair was brown. “WOOHOO!!” he shouted. “Ryan!! This is awesome!!” he screamed, bear-hugging Ryan.

“H-Hey Murray.” Ryan choked out. “D-Due, can you l-let me go?”

“Sorry.” Murray let go of Ryan. “I’m just so psyched!!”

“Yeah, shocker.” Hya rolled her eyes. Murray walked over to the others. The final boat pulled up. On it was a girl that looked like Izzy, only that her eyes were white because she was blind, her shirt was pink and longer than Izzy’s, her skirt was a mixture of colors, and her hair was brown not orange.

“Hi guys!! Hi!!” she greeted. As she proceeded to get off, she tripped over the railing, fell off the boat, and hit her chin on the end of the dock. Fran ran over and helped her up.

“That felt… so… good!! Except for the part where I hit my chin!! That hurt!! Hey, is this where we’re staying? When’s lunch?”

“That is a good question!!” Murray replied.

“Okay, let’s see. Murray, Leason, Jakeson, Hya, Kellson, Fran, Kyle, Denny, Louise, Lena, Bescky, Tony, Kurt, Kari and Mari, Todd, Mahina, Noah, Derby, Shenaqua, Jake, and Vinncet. That’s everyone. Welcome people, to Camp Wawanakwa. Otherwise known as Total Drama Island. Everyone, to the campfire pit!!” Ryan exclaimed.

Everyone was at the campfire pit. “Look around you campers. From here on in, every single person here will be your friends, your enemies, your cabin mates, and even your alliance. It’s a battle of strength and wits here, and you don’t know who to trust and who not to trust. Every week, your fate will be decided by these people. Right here, at the campfire pit. Now, before we get started, you’ll be divided into two teams. When I call your name, come stand over here.” Ryan pointed to a spot.

“Murray, Hya, Vinncet, Leason, Lena, Louise, Bescky, Shenaqua, Derby, Kurt, and Noah.” he announced. The mentioned campers walked over to where Ryan pointed.

“From now on you will be known as—“ he tossed Murray a flag that was green that had a gopher in a fighting stance. “—The Screaming Gophers!!”

“Cool…” Murray complimented.

“Wow, how original.” Kyle joked.

“The rest of you. Fran, Kyle, Kari and Mari, Todd, Mahina, Tony, Denny, Jakeson, Jake, and Kellson. Stand over here.” Ryan pointed to a different spot.

“You eleven will be known as—“ Ryan tossed a flag to Jakeson. It unfolded to reveal an angry looking fish. “— The Killer Bass!!”

“Great, we’re named after an angry fish.” Kyle snickered.

“All right maggots!! I will make it three times a day, you will eat it three times a day, and you will like it. Three times. A day!!” Chef screamed. “Now line up and get your grub!!”

Chef put some red stuff on a bun and put it on a tray next to a bowl of white stuff.

“Um, excuse me.” Bescky spoke up. “Does this contain the five major food groups?”

“Yeah, cause I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don’t get enough sugar.” Jakeson added. Chef slammed his fist on the counter, and the two ran off quickly. Shenaqua walked up to Kellson.

“Hey what’s up girl?” she asked. Kellson just looked at her and walked off. “So it’s gonna be like THAT, is it?”

“NEXT!!!” Chef screamed, startling her.

The campers where heading back to their cabins; the Gopher guys walked into their cabin. “Man this is gonna be awesome!! No girls!! WOOHOO!!” Murray cried. Vinncet and Noah looked oddly at him. “I mean, it’s just boring with girls around!! It’s better with guys— I mean!!” Vinncet and Noah walked off into the cabin. “Wait, I didn’t mean it like that!!”

There was a scream from the Gopher Girl’s cabin that sounded like Lena. Some campers looked in at the door. “Man that white girl can scream.” Shenaqua said.

Lena was standing on a stool, pointing at the ground. “What is it!!? Kill it!!” she screamed. Shenaqua and Jakeson tried to squish it, missing every shot, while others where jumping on the beds. Murray jumped, scared, and landed on a bottom bunk, crushing it.

“That was my bunk.” Hya muttered from the door.

Kyle stood in front of the roach, an axe held high. He brought it down and

SMASH!!!

“Well, that’s one way to kill a roach.” Shenaqua commented, looking at the cut-in-half roach.

Jake went up to the cowering Lena. “If you ever see one of those again, just tell me, cause, I can do that too.” he lied.

They looked at each other dreamily.

“They always go for the jocks.” Kyle rolled his eyes.

The loudspeaker went off. “Attention camperitos, it’s time for your first challenge!!!”

“Oh great.” Fran sighed.

“Oh come on. It’s our first challenge. How hard can it be?” Denny asked.

They were at the very top of a high cliff. “I did not sign up for this.” Hya said.

Author’s Note: Finally!! It took me forever to finish this chapter!! I’m gonna work on the new chapter later.