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Vlad slammed Danny into the wall as they fought another one of their countless battles yet again.

"Give it up Daniel, you'll never win against me" sneered Vlad.

"Not a chance fruitloop," remarked Danny glaring at him.

Vlad duplicated, surrounding Danny and shoots multiple attacks at him.

"Face it Daniel, it so easy when you're evil," grinned Vlad floating over to the young adult.

"How?" asked the ghost-boy getting to his feet.

Vlad cocks his brow, snaps his fingers and a group of ghosts with instruments appear before them. They start to play a haunting melody then Vlad begins to sing:

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

The music begins to pick up the beat when Vlad grabs Danny round the waist. pulling him close and starts dancing a tango-like dance with the younger halfa.

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Danny begins to enjoy the dance as he moves his body close with Vlad's.

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelxebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

Vlad spins Danny and lifts him above his head like a ballet dancer while Danny flexes his back arching it with grace before Vlad sets him back down.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Vlad let's go of Danny and turns away sadly.

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil

As he sings this, tears slowly stream down his face. Danny can't help but feel sympathetic towards the older halfa, reaching out his hand slowly towards him.

Vlad turned around grabbing Danny's wrist smirking

I'm lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need

He spins Danny around then dips him to the ground before pulling him to his face.

Danny smirks then leans in kissing Vlad fully on the lips.

"It is so easy when you're evil and that why I love you," purred Danny.

"I'll show you how evil I can be," growled Vlad.

Danny softly giggled.

Vlad grinned wickedly, lifting Danny into his arms and floated through the ceiling to the bedroom.