|A Hairy Situation
Author: LionsLady11-09-70 PM
Beth Phoenix tries talking her "boyfriend" Santino into waxing off his unibrow. ONESHOTRated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 01-05-09 - Status: Complete - id: 4772551
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A/N: I've wanted to do this one ever since I saw Santino come onto TV with his unibrow…and now it annoys me more then ever.
Anthony (Santino) stood over the sink in his dressing room he shared with Kofi and Phil (CM Punk) with an eyebrow brush. He brushed the hairs between his two eyebrows straight up to groom them. Anthony put the little brush down and smiled.
"That's-a more like it!" Anthony said happily.
Anthony continued to stare at his well groomed unibrow for a while. Beth walked in with her Women's Championship title belt slung over her right shoulder as she watched Anthony admire himself. She saw his unibrow from where she was standing in the doorway and groaned. Anthony needed to get rid of that thing and fast!
"Anthony stop looking at that…that thing. It disgusts me." Beth said while throwing her belt on one of the chairs in the room.
"But it's so-a beautiful! I can't-a get rid of it now!" Anthony argued.
"Anthony. It's disgusting. As your 'girlfriend' I advise you to wax that thing off." Beth offered.
Anthony gasped as he covered his unibrow with his finger. He turned away from Beth with a grunt and looked into the mirror again. He licked his fingers and smoothed over his unibrow. Beth gagged in disgust as she watched this.
"Honestly Anthony get rid of it!" Beth yelled.
"NO! This makes-a very good press! This is my trademark!" Anthony said as he turned to face Beth.
"Anthony. You have a caterpillar on your face." Beth tried to say.
"A what?! Get it off!" Anthony yelled in horror.
Anthony started to swipe at his unibrow as he let out little high pitched screams. Beth just stood there and shook her head as she watched Anthony run around the empty room.
"It's a figure of speech Anthony! You don't really have a caterpillar on your face!" Beth yelled over Anthony's screams.
"Oh. I was just-a seeing if you believed me." Anthony said smoothing out his shirt.
"Look. That unibrow of yours really is horrible. Will you promise to get rid of it as soon as possible?" Beth asked.
Anthony sighed as he looked in the mirror once more. Beth rolled her eyes as Anthony fixed his unibrow. Even Beth didn't look in the mirror that often, and she was a girl! Anthony turned to face Beth once more and leaned against the sink.
"Fine. As-a soon as possible. But I don't-a make promises!" Anthony told her.
"Good enough. Get rid of it soon before I take care of it myself." Beth said with a wink.
Beth grabbed her title belt and walked out of the room. Anthony continued to lean against the sink as he laughed. Beth wouldn't do anything to his unibrow without him knowing!
Or would she?
"Beth? BETH! What are you-a talking about?!" Anthony asked panicked as he ran after Beth.
Mehh. Its shorter then what I wanted it to be, but I hope it's good enough. Please review!