First of all I don't own House M.D. or any of the characters.

Spoilers for Season 4 Episode 5: Mirror, Mirror.

This is slash and mpreg fic.

Everybody was watching wondering who would win.

"I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow. I don't even need a reason." House gave a look at Cuddy that said 'really? The firing card?'

"She doesn't fire me, she never will fire me, she needs me."

"He's a good doctor." Cuddy argued. "That's all. I respect his expertise, and I…"

"She's hot for me." House said, receiving an eye roll from Cuddy. "Always.."

"SHUT UP!" the patient shouted. Cuddy and House looked at each other.

"Well, that could have been either of us." But then the patient looked at Cuddy.

"You have great yabos." A look of triumph spread across House's face immediately but Cuddy still tried to argue over it. He began celebrating, ignoring her attempts to make it sound like she did not lose. Which she did!
"Seriously…I have always though my breasts were one of my-" But before Cuddy could finish House's beautiful blond Aussie husband walked in…or rather waddled in. It was hard being eight months pregnant.

"House, are you ready yet?" Chase was exhausted from work and just wanted to go home and have a nice hot bath.

"Just a minute mom, I still have a couple more minutes of gloating." House said as he attempted to dance around Cuddy shouting his victory. Cuddy had enough and left the room. Then the patient started to speak again but this time in an accent.

"Uh! My back is killing me."

"What!"

Outside Wilson grudgingly handed over the money to Cuddy. She smiled smugly. Wilson kept arguing. "But he is the bottom!"

Counting her money Cuddy just smiled at him. "Never underestimate, Robert Chase."