Hello friends, I'm sorry that I haven't updated 1000 Kisses, it h as been a very stressful time in my life and I've been lacking inspiration. I'll try to update when I'm motivated but I can't promise anything. For all of you who have read and reviewed, thank you. This little oneshot is for you and I hope it will be enough until I update.

This is a response to challenge 'Seat Dancing ' by LC Rose. My first attempt and rushed but I love it anyway.

Sassycatattack

5:00 AM

That was the time that Inuyasha had woken her up and told her to wait outside for Sesshomaru. In nothing more than her nightgown and a small robe, she had been the recipient of lustful gazes and catcalls for the past half hour. Just when she was about to forget the idiot and walk back in, she saw the cab roll up, music blasting.

Stomping over to the taxi and throwing open the door before slipping in- Kagome froze- believing she must have died and gone to some alternate universe because she could not believe her eyes.

There in the backseat of the taxi, Sesshomaru, Lord of the West was drunk out of his mind and dare she say it...

Seat dancing.

Oh this was too good. Barely able to hold back the peals of laughter that threatened to send her to her knees, the taxi driver glared at her, muttering under his breath.

How we ball in the club I know you hate it
Mami dancin' on the floor like she naked
When she layed up wit you I know she fake it
All the girls give it to me I aint gotta take it

Waving the champagne bottle in his hand, Sesshomaru was rapping the lyrics, one hand extended in front of him pretending he was a DJ. God, where was her camera? Even when he was drunk the focus he had was fascinating. Did she forget to mention hilarious? Because it was. Just when she thought it couldn't get any better, he started grinding his hips into the seat in front of him. That one sent her out the cab and out on the cold pavement snorting, (which she rarely did by the way, because she found snorting unattractive) in laughter. Brilliant, sheer brilliance. Getting back into the cab because the glares the driver was giving her was steadier getting icier and icier; she turned her attention back to Sesshomaru.

"Sesshomaru, come on it's time to come on in" she said, wrapping a hand around his shoulder trying to move him towards the open door. God, for someone so lean he was ridiculously heavy.

"Ka-Kagoooome. Baaaaby hey- hey listen to me-

We pop champagne

I aint in da club wit da mean screwed face

I'm lookin 4 a girl wit the mean cute face body,

ice heel's with the mean lil waist

givin shots of patron

He was staring into her eyes and if the situation wasn't bordering on hilariousity and annoying, she would have found it slightly endearing. Shaking his head to and fro, he started to rock his shoulders and take small sips. Snatching the bottle from him, she lured him out of the cab like a little doggy (he would kill her if he ever found out she was degrading him like that but eh it was his own fault.) When she managed to get him out of the cab, she apologized profusely to the taxi driver before throwing money into the cab.

"Hey boy...come on... she said, it was freezing cold and she needed to hurry this up if she was ever going to get back inside. “We're so close...right up the stairs...” so close “inside...Yes yes good boy!" Finally getting him into the house, she quickly closed the door behind her, sighing in relief. Turning back, she found Sesshomaru still dancing and sipping from the bottle. "Time for bed big boy." Ignoring how good he smelled even though he had been drinking, she took off his jacket and started to walk away.

"Oh no no where do you think you're going?" She never noticed how husky his voice was getting.

"To hang up your coat and then to bed where I will then sleep." She huffed when he grabbed her. She was not in the mood for games but before she could tell him off, he wrapped his arms around her; pulling her into a light kiss. Moving to her collarbone, he nipped her lightly before replacing his teeth with his tongue. Kagome held back a moan as a war waged in her head.

‘Kagome, you cannot take advantage of Sesshomaru when he is clearly drunk out of his mind. He was seat dancing for gods’ sake!’ The rational side of her brain was about to win to the battle until he did that thing with his tongue and she melted. Wrapping her arms around him as he lowered them to the ground, the last thought in Kagome's mind was ‘Explaining this tomorrow morning is going to be awkward.’

Feeling a poke to her rib, Kagome swatted away the hand. Another hour was all she needed. However, the owner of the hand didn’t seem to think so and the poking continued until she growled and opened her eyes, flinching at the man glaring at her. Shifting to sit up, she blinked, turning her attention to the very distraught demon.

"You took advantage of me" he accused.

"You wanted it." The words escaped before she could stop them. Jeez, Kagome it’s called a word filter.

"Hn" he paused, looking self conscious for a moment. "How bad was it?" and Kagome knew he wasn’t talking about the sexy time they’d had.

Laughing, she noticed his wince. "Oh bad, really bad I don't think you want to know."

"You will tell me woman."

"Are you sure?" she teased. He simply nodded. "Two words Sesshomaru... Seat. Dancing." She laughed as he flushed and pressed his face into his hands. "Oh it was bad Sesshomaru. I don't know how you could possibly redeem yourself in my eyes." Wiping the sleep from her eyes, she felt him tackle her to the ground.

"Oh I could think of a few" his hand traveled up her thigh and circled around her waist.

"It may take a while" she said nonchalantly. “You were dancing and rapping to Pop Champagne.”

"Hn then It is crucial that I start right away" and they got to work.

I couldn't help myself! I wrote this at a very late hour and there isn't much editing so sorry in advance. Sorry ya'll I thought it would be humorous to have Sesshomaru's pride damaged so much. Anyways I'm off and I'll try to update 1000 kisses when I can!

Sassy Cat Attack