Tetris!

Disclaimer: Some good ol' Tetris comedy!

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

- Robert Bloch

By: VampireQueenAkasha

Aww no...

Opening:

(Dawn. The Cubes have gathered at the waiting point in the hills. Their leader, Sergeant Blue was gazing overhead, a square, but powerful leading Cube.

Commander: Code red! We jump!

(The others stared at him.)

Red Long Cube: What?

(Something very large was tossed behind them.)

Yellow Step Cube: Ahh! Jump, man!
Green Square Cube: We're gonna die! Shit!
Purple Step Cube: Run!

(And one by one, the Cubes leapt off of the cliff. They landed hard in between the rocky surfaces, slamming into one another.)

Green Square Cube: Ow! Shit on me!
Purple Step Cube: Fuck!
Yellow Step Cube: Shit!

(An orange Long Cube chuckled as he landed right on top of a pile of his comrades.)

Orange Long Cube: (In a Homosexual voice) Hey boys, mind if I just pile up on you?

(A Green Step Cube landed roughly in between the Cubes and they all began yelling at him.)

Green Step Cube: Aww, man, this is really bad. Shit on me, man.

(Next, a Blue Long Cube collapsed on top of the Sergeant.)

Blue Long Cube: (In Indian Accent) Sorry, boss! I fell down on you!

Commander: (Annoyed) Damnit, get off of me!

(More are coming)

Blue Long Cube: Too late, sir, they come!

(After many Cubes pile up and fill up to the top, there is a long moment of silence.)

Green Step Cube: Well this was the biggest waste of time we've ever had...

(Murmurs of agreement from them all)

Purple Step Cube: Sooo, how are we getting out, man?

(Finally, a message appears overtop of them, saying: PLAY AGAIN?)

All: Nooooooooo!

(CLICK)

THE END

Note--Ahhh, I've been bored...