DISCLAIMER - I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

WARNING - Homosexuality. OOC. Crack.

RANT - Three more chapters after this and all the chapters already written will be up. Once they are, no one should expect an update for a long time. Not saying anyone even reads this. Bah.

Saix and Luxord sat comfortably around a table- a board game between them.

Luxord held up what looked like a hard-back pamplet of some kind, reading it through carefully while Saix had the image of a Link wanna-be on crack. The blunet was shaking so hard from anxiety, even his chair was having a good time.

He even had the funky green hat Link always wore above his rough-looking, long, silver-blue hair.

Golden eyes watched Luxord as a pair of dice was raised and then thrown lightly across the surface in front of him.

"Ha! A six! I win D&D- Dingbats and Dipshits!" Luxord called tauntingly, in his normal British manner at Saix, just as Saix was slamming his fist in a deep rage over the table. "Oh come now! No need to be ah sore losah!" This was mentioned while Luxord stood up and began to wave a sorely won fanny around in the other's face.

Saix adjusted his plastic, green vest, another replica of Link's, before he finally decided to respond:

"You cheat! I'm a level twelve sausage, dammit! Not you! ME! You're just a level nine pointy thing!!!"

"Don't you mean you're a freak, wolfy? And it’s not 'pointy thing', its level nine double spiked comb!"

"I AM NOT A WOLF! And I don't care what it is- ITS JUST NOT RIGHT IN THE END!"

"Half wolf then... And you're naht right in tha end!"

This bit of argument lasted for a good thirty minutes, in which time there was mention of ‘bacon’ and leveling up with the magic of ‘hair gel’, as well as other such nonsense. Once it was finally over, both of them having punched each other's lights out, Axel and Roxas happened to come by.

"Whoa.... what happened here?" Axel asked, eyeing the room carefully, wondering if it had been an enemy attack.

A few honks as response came from Roxas a few minutes afterward, Roxas quirking a brow at Saix.

"Why is he dressed as a gay elf?"

Both looked at each other, then to the floor. They each held a smirk of malicious intent on their faces.

"Let’s get their wallets!!"

It seemed as if a few hours had passed by as both finally began to wake up. Saix was the first, blinking rapidly as he started to notice... his clothes were gone?

"Holy hell-on-wheels-in-a-fruit-basket-with-sweet-and-sour-sauce!! What the hell???" He screamed, giving Luxord an immediate headache.

"What are you- " Stopping mid-sentence, he noticed as well what Saix screamed for. "Oh no! That means our wallets were taken! Which means... MY SUBWAY COUPONS!!!"

Frantic, the two men looked together for their belongings around the room- afraid of leaving in just their underwear, but to no avail.

"It’s a good thing no one is here to see us...." Saix said suddenly, crawling a bit under the gaming table. A cold wind blew by the little hole in his undies, making him shiver.

That’s when a knock came to the door...

Who is it that keeps knocking? Will Saix and Luxord ever find their clothing again, or is it ‘clothing optional’ for them from now on?

Read and find out! This chapter was mostly written by Ed. Pretty retarded, huh?

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