Author: EternalKnight219 PM
The unsung tales of the great hero, Dr. Gregory House, and his worst nightmare, Clinic Duty. Review please.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - G. House & J. Wilson - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 01-13-09 - Published: 01-12-09 - id: 4787632
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A series of stories based on the adventures of Dr. Gregory House, M.D. Some of these stories probably did happen in the show. Some might have not. This is the story of the lunacies of Clinic Duty! Dun, Dun, Dun!
Chapter 2: Unknown Red Rashes
Warning: This one also actually happened.
Dr. House was having an especially bad day when he was called into Room 2. He found a concerned mother and her young son sitting there. "Hello, I'm Dr. House."
"Yeah hi. My son has a humongous rash on his skin. He had his MMR and its not raised." The mother said exasperatedly.
Dr. House turned to the kid and asked, "So do you like watching cartoons after taking a shower?"
The kid nodded his head enthusiastically. "Do you have a red couch?" House asked
Once again, the kid nodded.
So House then took a wet rag and then started rubbing the kid's belly. The red began to come off. "I'll prescribe the rags for you." He said after showing the mother the rag covered in red paint. "I also suggest that you get a new couch too."