Okay I have like 4 reviews already so I decided to do another chapter. Lol.

The usual. Read. Laugh. Review. Read again and laugh some more!

Disclaimer: I Don’t Own ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! At All except my imagination.

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Jane: Morning, Marcus! Marcus: Hi, Jane!

Jane: How's life?Marcus: Disappointing!Jane: What's the matter?Marcus: The blood plant company laid me off. *slams a random person into the wall*

Jane: Oh, I'm sorry! *looks at the person smashed into the wall*Marcus: Me too! I mean, look at me! I'm Eight Hundred years out of college, and I always thought -Jane: What?Marcus: No, it sounds : Aww, come on!

(A/N: This is where they start singing it all till the end. Just thought to let you know!!!)

Marcus: When I was little I thought I would be...Jane: What?

Marcus: A big comedian on late night TV but now I'm eight-hundred thirty-two and as you can see I'm : Nope!Marcus: Oh Well, it sucks to be : Nooo. *whines* Marcus: It sucks to be : No! *whines a little more*Marcus: It sucks to be quiet and evil and turning eight hundred and three. It sucks to be : Oh, you think your life sucks?Marcus: I think : Your problems aren't so bad! I'm very pretty, and pretty damn : You are. *nods along*Jane: Thanks! I like romantic things, Like music and art. And as you know I have a gigantic heart so why don't I have a boyfriend? FUCK! It sucks to be me!Marcus: Me : It sucks to be : It sucks to be Marcus….

Jane: And Jane...Marcus: To not have a job!Jane: To not have a date!

Marcus and Jane: It sucks to be me.

*see’s Caius and Aro walk in*Marcus: Hey, Caius, Aro, can you settle something for us? Do you have a second?Caius: Ah, : Whose life sucks more? Marcus’s or mine?Caius and Aro: *looks at each other* Ours!Caius: We live : We're as close as people can get. *pulls Caius into an awkward hug*Caius: We've been the best of buddies... *sounds like he’s suffocating* Aro: Ever since the day we met. *Lets go of Caius*Caius: So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset. Oh, every day is an : Come on, that's an exaggeration! *gets in Caius’s face* Caius: You leave your clothes out. You put your feet on my chair! *hisses the words*Aro: Oh yeah? You do such anal things like ironing your : You make that very small apartment we share a hell. *throws hands up in the air*Aro: So do you. That's why I’m in hell to! *mimics Caius*Caius: It sucks to be me!Aro: No, it sucks to be me!Jane: It sucks to be me!Marcus: It sucks to be me!ALL: Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be? It sucks to be me!Random Japanese Vamp: Why you all so happy? *walks in* Aro: Because our lives suck! Random Japanese Vamp: Your lives suck? I hearing you correctly? Ha! I coming to this country for opportunities. Tried to work in Korean deli but I am Japanese! But with hard work I earn two Master's Degrees In social work! And now I a therapist! But I have no clients and I have an Unemployed fiancé'! And we have lots of bills to pay! It suck to be me! It suck to be me! I say it Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Suck! It suck to be me!

(A/N: No offense to any Japanese people.)Felix: Excuse me? *walks in; he is human* Marcus: Hey there. *sniffs the air*Felix: Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live. *looks around*Random Japanese Vamp: Why you looking in here?Felix: Well, I started at The bottom of the city, but so far everything is out of my price range. But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper! Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign! Marcus: You need to talk to the superintendent. Let me get him. Felix: Great, thanks!Marcus: Yo, Gary!Garry Coleman: I'm comin'! I'm comin'!Felix: Oh my God! It's Gary Coleman! *in an amazed voice*Gary Coleman: Yes I am! I'm Gary Coleman from TV's Different Strokes I made a lotta money that got stolen by my folks! Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes ,But I'm here -The Superintendent! On Avenue Q -ALL: It sucks to be : You win!ALL: It sucks to be : I feel better now!Gary Coleman: Try having people stopping you to ask you "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" It gets : It sucks to be you. In Volterra, Italy!

Gary Coleman: Sucks to be me. In Volterra, Italy.

ALL: Sucks to be you! In Volterra, Italy.

ALL: Sucks to be us!

ALL: But not when We're together. We're together here in Volterra, Italy! We live in Volterra, Italy! Our friends do too! 'Til some vamp steps out of line, we live in Volterra, Italy!

Felix: This is real life! *looking around*ALL: We live in Volterra, Italy!Aro: You're gonna love it! *looking VERY hungry*ALL: We live in Volterra, Italy! *all looking VERY hungry*

Gary Coleman: Here's your keys! *hands him some keys*ALL: Welcome to Volterra!

Jane: Think he fell for it? *whispers to them*

ALL: *nod*

Demetri: *looks around* DIBS!!! *runs after Felix before anyone else could react*

Me: And that’s how Felix joined the Volturi.

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Okay, not as good as the first one, but I got bored halfway through it. I NEED IDEA’S if you want me to keep going!!!! Please send me some in reviews!!!! R&R and thanks for reading!!!

~Alpha