Fan Gurl grinned as she made the finishing touches on her amazing fanfic of awesomeness. In the fanfic, she had a fan character called Foxxy Ladeh, a Nobody with fox ears and fox tail. Because of these qualities, everyone made fun of her, yet somehow men also tried to rape her. However, she was also awesomely strong and could kick major butt. She was recruited personally by Axel, who was madly in love with her. Also madly in love with her were Demyx, Zexion, Luxord, Roxas, and Saix. Also, Riku for good measure. Foxxy was so hawt that her body made everyone fall in love with her (despite being a fox-freak). All men loved Foxxy, and all the women were bitches so who cared? Namine tried to get Roxas, but he beat her up. Kairi was a wimpy bitch was was murdered personally by Foxxy. And Larxene? The worse bitch of them all! She flirted with every male character, but she wasn't sexy like Foxxy, so everyone just went “Ewwwww!” Because Larxene was a jealous slut, she tried to kill Foxxy, but Foxxy was saved by Axel, who just so happened to be her true love before they turned into Nobodies. Everyone who was in love with her couldn't love another woman after her and went gay for each other. And they all lived happily ever after.

Fan Gurl (short for Fancypantsluttymcslutslut Gurlygilohmygawdiwantogag) giggled, this was the best fanfic ever! And anyone who disagreed was simply jealous of her. After all, Foxxy Ladeh was the hottest character to ever walk the Earth! And Larxene wasn't anywhere near as awesome as Foxxy, and her kunai were worthless against the Foxblade (the most original weapon evah!). The only reason Axel even put up with Larxene putting the moves on him in Chain of Memories was because she was going to kill him if he didn't, but he decided that he loved Foxxy too much to put up with that! Fan Gurl squealed and fell back on her bed, overjoyed at the awesome fanfic writer she was.

Fan Gurl woke up that night and froze, was someone in her room. She opened one eye and saw someone at her computer. “Hey!” Fan Gurl stood up quickly. That computer was her life. “Get away from there!”

The person at the computer turned, and Fan Gurl caught a glimpse of bug feelers, “Nice story,” Larxene walked over to Fan Gurl, a deadly smile on her lips. “The originality of the main character really was mind-boggling. Her weapon was nothing like the keyblade, her beauty was not unrealistic, and the way men dropped left and right for her was sooo lifelike.” Larxene placed a delicate hand on Fan Gurl's shoulder, “I must say, this is not the most cliché' fanfic or Mary Sue I ever saw.”

Fan Gurl huffed up indignantly. Why did everyone called Foxxy a Mary Sue? She was just an animal-eared, too sexy for words, relative of Marluxia, most powerful, most intelligent, great singer, great poet, great artist, envy of all girl fan character! “She's better than you!” She shot back, not caring that she was somehow fighting with a fictional character in her bedroom.

“Really, better than me you said,” Larxene smirked wider, her eyes glowing. “I find that rather odd. She's based off you, correct?” Fan Gurl nodded vigorously. So what if she was 100% human, not amazingly beautiful, not related to Marluxia, not strong, not smart, horrible singer, worse poet, melt-your-eyes-out artist, and the scourge of all women? She and Foxy were EXACTLY alike. “Really?” Larxene gave a sickeningly sweet smile, “Well, can Foxxy do this?” Fan Gurl screamed as she felt electricity course through her body through Larxene's hand.

Larxene pulled her hand away. Fan Gurl glared at her, “You bitch! You won't get away with this! One of the guys-”

“One of the guys will what?” Larxene sneered at Fan Gurl. “You were wrong about my inferiority, perhaps you were wrong about those killer pheromones as well?” Larxene clenched her fists and her kunai appeared between her fingers. “Do you expect Axel to come in one a white horse and... what was it he did?” Larxene turned her head to the computer for a second before turning back to Fan Gurl, “'strangle Larxene with his chakram and he whispered, 'I hate you' and she faded into nothingness.'” Larxene rolled her eyes, “Creative ending.” She held her kunai up to Fan Gurl's head and whispered in a low hiss, “If you beg, I just might let you escape from this with your life.”

“Burn in hell bitch!” Fan Gurl spat, spitting in Larxene's face.

Larxene pretended to be disappointed, “So tragic.” She grinned at Fan Gurl, “I suppose your pretty little guts will just have to be outside of you.” Larxene let her kunai pierce Fan Gurl's skin, before warping away to leave the girl to decide what to do. She decided to write a revenge fic, and shortly died thereafter from blood loss.