|Romance in SPACE
Author: Fairyyoshi PM
The story follows the life of Bec, a young female Slasher who falls hopelessly in love. Will her parents approve this? -CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN-Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,740 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 01-21-11 - Published: 01-16-09 - id: 4795608
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A/N: Hi guys. Phew these are a lot of updates in a short time period. I hope these will satisfy you guys while I rest my hands. Also, I have no idea where that random 3 came from in the author's note last time… :| Also I have to warn you all that this chapter contains random hax and something that will probably cause you all to hate me forever.
Romance in Space chapter 19.
The Brute lay dead and Kendra put away the Rivet gun. She pulled Isaac out of the jaws of death (both literally and figuratively) and set him on the ground. She called for Hammond and he came hobbling over.
"Is Isaac okay? Man, he almost got eaten!"
Kendra gave Zach a 'yeah, no sh**' look.
"I think he's unconscious."
Kendra face palmed.
"Isn't it obvious? Has this ship done something to your brain or something? It appears the longer we stay here, the stupider you get. It's obvious he just fainted."
Kendra knelt beside him and slapped him numerous times. Finally, with a loud groan, he came to.
"Urgh, my head is killing me. Who are you people?"
Both Kendra and Zach stared at him.
"Isaac, it's me; Kendra! And Zach! Don't you remember us?"
"…It appears he has amnesia."
Zach replied, kicking the Brute's corpse.
"Kendra, how the hell did you manage to kill this thing with a Rivet?"
Kendra smirked at Zach.
"Because I have mad skills."
Isaac looked around.
"Who are you people? Why does my head hurt? Where am I?"
Kendra looked at Isaac and put her hand on his head. He had a very large bump.
"Of course, head trauma! That's why he's forgetting everything, he has head trauma!"
Zach walked over and, using his good arm; grabbed Isaac's shoulder and started smacking his head on the ground.
"Zach! WTF are you doing to Isaac?"
"I heard that if a person has amnesia, just hit them over the head. That brings their memory back."
And, as though Zach got smarter, with every smack, Isaac's memory started coming back.
"Zach! You're gonna give him brain damage! Stop it! Where the hell did you hear that?"
Zach stopped hitting Isaac for a second.
"I should have known."
Zach continued to smack Isaac's head against the ground.
"You're gonna crack his head open! Stop it!"
Zach gave Kendra a small glare.
"I know what I'm doing."
A strong hand grabbed Zach's shoulder, making him look down; seeing a half-conscious but VERY pissed off Isaac.
"Hammond, let go of me."
Kendra let out a small squeal and Zach smiled sheepishly at Isaac.
"Oh hi, Isaac. You remember me?"
"Yes, how could I /not/ remember you? You are one of the biggest assholes I've ever met."
Zach paled slightly.
"I'm..I'm not an asshole Isaac…I…I mean we just saved your life. And I just brought your memory back!"
"…My memory was gone?"
"…Why the hell am I on an uncivil floor?"
Isaac looked down and paled.
"Why the hell am I on an uncivil floor…in my boxers?"
Kendra smiled at Isaac.
"I have no idea…and what's an uncivil floor? "
"Hammond, were you hitting me against the floor?"
"You were about to be eaten by a Brute! You lost your memory!"
"And you know what they say… We are never gonna give you up…and we're never gonna let you down."
Zach let out a small laugh; just realizing what Kendra had said.
Isaac got to his feet and grabbed Zach's shoulders, a look of rage on his face.
"My head is frikken killing me. YOU BLUDGEONED MY HEAD AGAINST THE GROUND! Wanna know how that felt?"
Isaac started smacking Zach's head against the floor, the same manner that he had just recently done to Isaac. Kendra managed to get Zach away from Isaac.
"Rage is a common thing about getting your memory back… Zach, just stay the hell away from Isaac, Isaac…don't try to kill Zach."
Isaac quickly calmed down, finally realizing something.
"I hate to leave you two alone here on an uncivil floor but there is someone I need to find. She's probably having a freak-out by now; I've been gone so long…"
Kendra cocked her head to one side.
"You found Nicole?"
Isaac paused, and gave a look like he had just had cold water dumped on him.
"Oh God I forgot all about Nicole! Oh God this is not good!"
Isaac turned around and started running the way he came, ignoring the confused shouts coming from behind him.
Somewhere else on a civil floor…
"Have you seen this human? He's about this tall, really old, wearing boxers, shirt and slippers?"
Linneh asked a group of Necromorphs who she and Stacey had run into.
"He's lost his memory and is extremely confused."
The slasher shook it's head.
"Nope, never seen a human here before.."
Linneh gave an exasperated sigh.
"This is hopeless! We'll never find Isaac. We've asked half the civil Necromorphs and NO ONE's seen him."
"…Did you say…Isaac?"
The crowd parted and a dainty looking slasher stepped into view. She had short bleached blonde hair and black eyes.
"Yeah…do you know him?"
The blonde slasher gave a little giggle.
"Of course I know him, he's my lover."