|The Two Miscreants
Author: MoonlightUmbreon PM
One green and the other red. -pre J&D: TPL-Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Jak M. & Daxter - Words: 192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 01-18-09 - Status: Complete - id: 4800212
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Two miscreants crept -
one green and the other red,
up the stairs and around the hut,
"Gee, do I want to kick his but."
Daxter had said it with a malicious grin,
Only to have Jak smack him in the chin.
Mute though he was, his face clearly stated;
that that much chaos should not be created.
Up to the small island house,
they continued to creep,
to come to face an old man,
with a big wooden stick.
"Get out, out of my house!"
he raved, pointing his stick,
"Neither can make yourselves useful;
so at least could you be quick?!"
The two – the partners in crime,
were thrown out literally by force.
However not without a snide remark,
from Daxter, of course.
After being so rudely cast out,
into the warm summer's day...
The two suddenly thought; "Hey, there's a boat.
And the Fisherman's away..."
Jak and Daxter are owned by Naughty Dog, not me.
Just a little something I decided to do after playing through Daxter. It's by no-means perfect, but I hope someone is amused by this.