|Oh God it's HIM!
Author: Technomaru PM
In this Semi-sequel to "Painting the Cul-De-Sac Green!" HIM takes a cue from the Gangreen Gang and invades another town... the town of MORALTON! And the only one who can stop HIM's rampage is none other than...Orel Puppington! Moral Orel/PPG X-over.Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Humor - Him - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 01-25-09 - Published: 01-19-09 - Status: Complete - id: 4805351
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Oh God it's HIM!
Chapter 1: Him goes to Moralton
Note: I DEFINATELY do not own Moral Orel or "The Powerpuff Girls" and by powerpuff girls I mean the american series and not the anime "Powerpuff Girls Z"
This fanfic takes place in the same world as "Painting the Cul De Sac GREEN!"
btw... IT'S THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
ALSO... THE AUTHOR IS NOT RESPONCIBLE FOR MAKING YOU READERS PISSED OFF DUE TO CONTENT!!!
(*SPOILER ALERT* THIS FANFIC TAKES PLACE AFTER THE EPISODE "HONOR" SO OREL WILL HAVE A LIMP AFTER THE INCIDENT IN "NATURE PARTS 1 & 2" AND BLOCK POSABULE IS STILL LIVING WITH THE PUPPINGTONS )
"THE CITY OF MORALTON!"
A town full of Protestant Christians who aren't quite innocent and moral... they mock homosexuals, teach their children to close their minds to anything non-Christian, disavow rational scientific explanations of the universe's origins as fiction and heresy, distance themselves from nature, dehumanize non-Christian faiths, and mocking the Catholic Church.
But one boy this story focuses on is 12 year old Orel Puppington, his permenant limp is caused by his father during a hunting trip but right now we're not focusing on him at the moment...
In another world that Moralton citizens assume to be "Hell" here dwells a being so evil and so foul, he cannot be named so he will be known as...HIM!
Him is doing his usual aerobics and then he feels extremely negative vibes and says, "Mmmmm.... I feel sweet negative vibes coming from somewhere in the outside world... I SHALL CHECK IT OUT!"
Him looks at a floating mirror and sees a image of Moralton and says, "Hmm... so much intolerance, so much hatred, so much corruption, one moral child but it's not important...oh what's this? A father who hates his "LOUSY STINKING DEAD END JOB?" And beats his kid on a daily basis... I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN!"
(Meanwhile in Moralton)
Orel was playing with his "Supergod" toys with his best friend Doughy. Doughy then asks, "So your dad apparently likes the coach?" Orel nods and Doughy then says, "Yikes...Does that make him a "fairy-sexual?" Orel then says, "I don't even know Doughy, he is married to my mom and if I don't know better he might be Shapey's real father...but who's Block's real father?" Doughy then says, "Umm Orel, maybe those are the types of questions better left unexplained or else we might envoke someone's wrath!" Orel's mom then says, "Orel, time for dinner." Orel then says, 'Ok Mom!" And Orel walks back to his house while Doughy is left all alone...
After dinner, Orel then hears his dad drinking in his den as usual and Orel often wonders how his mind works. He prays for a better day and goes to bed.
(The next day...a Sunday!)
The Puppingtons (Orel, Clay, Bloberta, Shapey, and Block) go to Church and Reverend Putty delivers a Sermon that is guaranteed to make anyone piss their pants...
"THE RAPTURE! Yes people, the rapture! Also known as "Doomsday", "the apocalypse" or "the end of a relationship between a man and a woman". Such a day like this means every has came to end, it's god's way of telling us that the devil has came to earth and makes it into a living hell while the ones who are the righteous can enter God's domain. You can tell when that righteous person has acended to heaven when they vanish and simply leave their clothing for you see, in heaven the "11th Lost Commandment" doesn't apply at all.
(Clay makes a angry face)
Anyway it's not said when this day happens but it will happen as predicted. And when this happens, Jesus Christ himself shall return and those righteous enough will vanish from this earth and join him in eternal bliss.... AMEN!
Soon the Puppingtons just go home while Clay decides to go to Forghetty's for a drink. But then all this red mist surround the bar but Clay ignores it. Then he drinks his usual alcoholic beverages and sees a strange clawed being drinking a martini and disappears, making the mist disappear as well. Clay just shrugs it and continues drinking.
Soon red mist appears in the streets of Moralton. Orel can't help noticing this outside. Bloberta is busy cleaning and cleaning the cleaning products and Block and Shapey are running with scissors in the hallway.
Orel looks at the red mist and thinks to himself, "Hmmm... could this be the warning of "THE RAPTURE?"
(Meanwhile... At the Thomas Bowlder Library)
Ms. Francis Clara Censordoll is busy burning books as usual thinking to herself, "Now that I have the mayor under my thumb I can allow eggs to be legalized again and perform my ultimate sceme... make every man and woman in town infertile...that way they will know my pain!... plus, "Little babies are the devil's scabies"...heh heh heh
Then red mist appears in the Library and then Ms. Censordoll hears a voice telling her,"Oh I'll make yoru every desire come true... FOR A PRICE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Censordoll cannot believe what she is seeing...Him! Reading a book!" Ms. Censordoll is shocked and then suddenly... she has a cardiac arrest. She clutches her chest and then falls to the ground, dead by heart attack.
Him then says, "Actually the price was allowing me to check out "Superfudge", that Fudge is so funny! Hello? Well I guess I can take the book then!"
Orel continues to look for the source of the red mist and then suddenly falls into a mudpit and then he says, "Oh no, my mom will me mad at me, I better takes these clothes off right now... except for my "righteous whities", now to put it in next to the church. Now off to find out that the mist means and will it be linked to.. THE RAPTURE?"
Clay is drinking as he walks out of Forghetty's and notices Coach Danielle Stopframe with his stuffed bear "Growly" Stopframe sees him and goes "hmph!" and Clay sheds a tear. But then Clay sees something unbelievable and drops his bottle of scotch.
Reverend Putty and Stephanie are going out for Ice cream but then they see something unbelievable.
Doughy's parents Carl and Kim are laughing uncontrolablly and then they see something unbelievable...and continue laughing uncontrolablly.
Officer Papermouth is about to arrest Dr. Potterswheel for malpractice but then they see something unbelivable...
Everyone gathers near the church and they see a strange figure form from the clouds, the being has crab-like claws lobster-like skin, pointed ears, a hooked nose and a long, curled beard, wearing makeup, a woman's red jacket and skirt with pink tulle at the collar and hemline, and black, thigh-high, spike-heeled boots.... it's HIM!!!
Bloberta Puppington sees this and says, "Oh my goodness, it's the devil! And who'd thought he is a "fairysexual." Then she sees Orel's muddy clothing and Clay sees this too and shouts, "HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE RAPTURE!!!"
Him then says, "PEOPLE OF MORALTON, DESPITE YOUR BIBLE-THUMPING WAYS, YOUR NEGATIVE VIBES HAVE BROUGHT ME HERE, Plus I got the similar Idea from the Gangreen Gang...so I'm going to have some fun here.. LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO HAVE A HOT TIME IN THE OLD TOWN TONIGHT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The people run in panic but notice all their clothes vanish. Then Him destroys Soulfoodtown and Chinesefoodtown so all of the African Americans and Asian people move to Moralton. Zombies rise from the dead and attack the living...and they are naked...again! Then the skys rain fireballs and Monsters rise from the ground and eat some townspeople and minor characters.
Him then materializes before Clay and says, "Hello there, your negative vibes are the most powerful of them all...let's go have some fun...IN MY STUDY!!! Clay gulps. Soon Him grabs Clay and puts him on his lap and says, "Everytime I hit you with my belt, you will remember the most horrible things in your past." Clay asks, "Why are you doing this... and did you come out of this bottle?" Him then grabs Clay's scotch, drinks it down, and smashes the bottle oh Clay's head and tells him, "Because it's simple Mr. Puppington... I'M THE ULTIMATE EVIL!" So Him beats Clay with his belt and everytime he does Clay remembers the times he mistreats Orel, puts up with his abusive father Arthur Puppington and remembers... his deceased mother Angela Puppington.
Meanwhile, Orel just happens to be in the blacklist woods and can see from a distance just what is happening in Moralton. Orel then prays to God and says, "God if this is the rapture please take me with you... or at least send the devil away...or summon those super powered girls from that one town. Orel hears no reponse and is rather sad.
Then from out of the distance Doughy runs to Orel and says, "Yikes Orel! You're not wearing clothes, many of the people think God claimed you...here, I brought you your Judas costume from that school play from last year." Doughy hums the song "I hate you Jesus" from that play. Orel then says, "Thanks but I think it really is the end, there is no hope nor prayer that can get rid of the devil. But I'm glad I wasn't in town when he showed up!"
The red mist materialized and a reptilian monster appears. Orel tried to run away but he trips and his "lucky bottle of holy water" falls on the monster, melting him away into nothingness. Orel is amazed by this and Doughy then says, "Orel, I didn't come alone... I brought someone with me..."
To Orel's suprise... it was Christina Posabule! Christina tells Orel, "Orel, that devil guy really is attacking the town, it looks like the end for everyone, and I don't think my bible nor my holy water can help..."
Orel's eyes open and says, "I cannot stand seeing this happening and if God can't do it then I guess it would have to be up to me... I think this might be god's plan, I have to go back to Moralton and get rid of the devil." Doughy then says, "Actually I think we should stop calling it "the devil" and just call it...HIM!" Orel continues, "Ok Doughy, I guess it would be up to ALL of us to stop "HIM" from destroying everything and everyone we love and I know God and Jesus would protect me.."
And with that and to the tune of a 80's song... Orel straps bottle of Holy Water to himself, a few crosses in his pocket, puts on a spiked bracelet that is given to him by Stephanie that is guaranteed to give back luck to the creep he flattens with, looks at photos of his family and friends, and Christina hands him a Bible and tells him, "Good Luck!" Orel kisses her and says, "If I die while on this holy mission, It shall be know that I died trying...for GOD!"
And with that, Orel runs back to Moralton to put a end to HIM's reign of terror...
TO BE CONCLUDED!!!
BONUS! THE LOST COMMANDMENTS COLLECTED FROM EPISODES OF "MORAL OREL"...
11. Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy.
12. Thou shalt only have sex face-to-face, man on top.
13. Thou shalt not bastardize the American language.
14. Thou shalt always clean thy plate and not waste anything, whether thy stomach is full or not.
18. Thou shalt be loyal to all thy friends at the same time.
19. Thou shalt not Masturbate.
21. Get it right!
29. Everything's fine.
*not numbered* The lord works in mysterious ways.