Okay, please don't kill me fans of Ivory Moon! I know I should be working on that, but writing about a Southern vampire is harder than I thought it would be. I'll be getting the next chapter up soon.

Anyway, I decided to write this because I've become obsessed with Naruto fanfiction, more literally ones about Sasuke, and I just love Gaara! So I'm trying this out. And it's been a while since I wrote a oneshot, so here's hoping!

Punishment

Sasuke was fairly sure that this was the stupidest thing he had ever let the dobe talk him into to. Yes, he was sorry for destroying his favorite jacket, slightly, but how was the punishment for that this! And his thoughts were making less and less sense the longer he spent doing this.

“Dobe, why are you making me do this?” He demanded, scowling as he fought the urge to hit Naruto. It was childish, and it wouldn't stop this from happening. Though it would probably make him feel better, Uchiha did not give into any childish urges they may feel!

Naruto grinned at him, and Sasuke twitched with the effort it took to hold back. The dobe looked way too smug for his liking. “Because one, you ruined my jacket.” Naruto turned and sniffed slightly, thinking of the beloved jacket and all of the good times he had had with it. Sasuke rolled his eyes. “And second! I like seeing you humiliated.” He shouted.

Sasuke snorted, shaking his head. “Is that some sort of kink you have?” He asked 'innocently', smirking at the blush that spread across the blond boy's face.

Naruto's eye twitched, but he took a deep breath and, shockingly, managed to calm down. “NO. I'm perfectly happy in my wonderfully normal relationship with Hinata.” He ground out, nodding once.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, looking into the mirror Naruto was holding an cringing. “Really? Than why did you add a video camera and Shino in tights?” He wondered, for once happy he had managed to make friends with the Hyuuga prodigy. Neji always had such wonderful news about his cousin's boyfriend.

Naruto blushed bright red, growling as he thought of who could have told the Uchiha heir. The next time he saw Neji he was going to mildly hurt him. He would prefer to severely hurt him, but Hinata liked her cousin. “None of your business teme. Now, spin.” Sasuke sneered but did as he instructed, fighting down a blush.

Naruto grinned again nodding his head. He grabbed Sasuke's arm and opened the door next to him, pushing the raven-haired boy out of the room. Sasuke stumbled slightly before standing straight looking around the room.

Both Hinata and Neji were there, as well as Gaara and Kankuro. The two older boys took one look at him and burst into laughter while Hinata hid smile and Gaara looked vaguely amused. Sasuke growled, his hands turning into tight fists as he felt his face heat up.

The dobe had forced him into a dark blue dress that fell to just above his knee, with one sleeve the fell to his wrist. There was a circle of fabric missing over his stomach, and Naruto had tied a black ribbon around his neck. Hinata had been called in the apply the light make-up he had on, and she had pulled most of his hair back into a tight ponytail at the nape of his neck. Only his two bangs were free, and Naruto had dyed the tips a dark blue color that matched his dress. Then, he had been forced into a pair of black knee high boots. Sasuke knew that, by tomorrow, everyone would know about it.

“Yes, yes, it's hilarious. Isn't there some place we're suppose to be going?” He snapped, desperate the get away from the green eyes staring at him blankly. It wasn't often he felt nervous, but almost all of those times Gaara caused it.

Naruto snickered as he grabbed Hinata's hand and pulled her out of his apartment, Neji and Kankuro following. Gaara glanced at them before walking over to Sasuke, smirking faintly. The Uchiha heir scowled at him, knowing that his face was approaching the same shade of red as Gaara's hair.

The red head's smirk widened and he grabbed Sasuke's hand pulling him after the others. Sasuke's eyes widened as he followed, his free hand clenching as he felt the urge to stab him. “You know, you look cute in a dress.” Gaara said, pulling him closer to his side and kissing his cheek.

Sasuke stared at him in shock as they walked, before catching sight of the faint blush on Gaara's cheeks. Sasuke smiled slightly and kissed Gaara's cheek, chuckling when the blush deepened. Maybe this wasn't so bad after all.

End

...I can't believe this. I think it's a little cute, but I feel as if they're all OOC. And, if you didn't catch the faint hint of it, yes, Neji and Kankuro are together in this. I think it's a cute pairing. Tell me what you think please.