The Other Neighbor

Disclaimer: I own nothing from the Aqua teen hunger force show. This is done just for fun.

The scene opens with an over shot of the Aqua teens house and Carl’s house in the early morning. Master Shake opens the door and looks over at Carl’s house specifically looking at the newspaper. However as he starts to walk out he sees Carl come out early and pick the paper up not noticing Shake glaring at him. Shake however smiles and looks over at the other house next to the Aqua Teens. He goes over and takes the paper off the porch and then scurries back over to the Aqua Teens house. “Whew, that worked out nicely” he said as Meatwad rolled over to him smiling. “Did he see you?” he asked. Master Shake starts reading the front page and says, “Had to go with plan B. Tubby was out early today.”

“Give me the funnies” Meatwad said as Master Shake continues to read the paper and goes over to his chair in the living room. “Tell you what how about I let you read the Obituaries so you can pick out the spot you want when they print your picture in there tomorrow morning” Shake said as he glared at Meatwad. Meatwad looked scared and sat for a moment before turning on the TV and watched his public TV shows. “Hey Shake did you take care of that thing I wanted you to do yesterday?” Frylock asked as he floated into the room with a mug of oatmeal on one of his fries. Shake sighed and looked back at Frylock. “Frylock you’re going to have to be more specific. You see you tell me to do a lot of things and to be honest some I hear others I don’t. So you’re going to have to specify what it was you wanted me to do” he said as Frylock glared at him. “I wanted you to take care of the damn gutters Shake. You want a repeat of that whole grim reaper Gutters ordeal” Frylock said in annoyance.

“Blah blah blah blah! You’re so worried about the stupid gutters and for your information I took care of the whole gutter thing without any problems that I have yet to encounter” Shake said as he went back to the paper. Frylock looked a little surprised by what Shake said and asked, “Okay how much did the gutters cost?” “Not a thing my friend all you have to do is have a bit of ingenuity and some brains and you got yourself a satisfied home” Shake said with a smile. “What the hell does that mean?” Frylock asked. Shake was about to respond when the noise of someone pounding on the door caught everyone’s attention.

“Hey open this damn door, or I am breaking it down!” an angry voice called out as the pounding continued. Shake suddenly got up from his chair and ran into another room, while saying, “Well you know what to do. Just say the usual.” “What usual?” Frylock asked as he went over and opened the door. Standing there with a bat in his hands was a man about 6 ft tall with an athletic build. He was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans with running shoes and had medium length dark brown hair. He had dark brown eyes and looked extremely angry, with a clenched jaw and a furrowed brow. He was holding a baseball bat in his hands and was patting the blunt end into his hand like he was restraining himself. “Oh hey Mike what’s up?” Frylock asked the Teens next door neighbor.

“Where is he?” Mike asked as he looked around the room. “Who?” Frylock asked as Meat wad rolled over and smiled up at Mike. “The cup! Where is he Fry man?” Mike said as he poked his head into the room looking very mad. “He’s in the back hiding in Fry” Meatwad started to say but Frylock covered his mouth. “Oh Shake, he’s uh out jogging. Is there a problem?” Frylock asked as he tried to calm Mike down. “Yeah Frylock step outside for a minute with me would you, I want you to see something” Mike said as he walked out to the Aqua Teen’s lawn. Frylock followed and looked around for a moment and asked, “Is this about your paper?”

“No! But that’s nice of you to solve that little mystery for me” Mike said as he glared at Frylock. He then pointed at his house, next to the Aqua teens and said, “You notice anything missing from my house Frylock, take note around the area where my gutters should be.” Frylock looked up and stared in shock to see that some of Mike’s gutters had been ripped off the side of his house. “Oh…wow! Um Mike look where aren’t exactly detectives anymore so I don’t know if we can help” he said. “I don’t need any help with this mystery Frylock” Mike said as he pointed at the Aqua teen’s house. Looking up again Frylock stared in shock to see Mike’s missing gutters nailed crudely and poorly to the Aqua Teen’s house.

“Oh crap, yeah! Listen Mike Shake means well it’s just that he can be a little eccentric at times” Frylock explained. As he turned around Mike lifted the bat up and pointed it right at Frylock’s nose. “Listen to me as hard as you possibly can through whatever ears you have on that paper box head of yours. Today Carl and I are going to the Met’s game and will be gone for about 9 hours. That gives you 9 hours to get my gutters from your house back onto mine. If I come back here and they aren’t on my house in that time I am going to come over here and pound you and the other freaks right into the 9th circle of hell! Do you understand me?” Mike said as he pressed the bat into Frylock’s nose. “Oh yeah crystal clear” Frylock said in a worried voice.

Mike gave one last glare to Frylock and walked across the lawn to his house. “Hey Mike you want your paper back? We all done with it over here” Meatwad asked as he rolled out onto the lawn with Mike’s paper. “No you keep it Meat man as I’m sure it’s infected by now” Mike said as he went into his house and slammed the door. “Is he mad?” Meatwad asked looking up at Frylock. “Yeah he’s mad and we both know why. Shake get out here right now!” Frylock said as Master Shake came out of the house looking around as if checking to be safe. “Is he gone?” he asked. “Oh yeah he’s gone Shake and he’s coming back tonight and he’s going to beat us all with a bat if his gutters aren’t back up where you ripped them off” Frylock said.

“Oh yeah well I’m not afraid of him. I’m not afraid of anybody” Master Shake said. Suddenly Mike’s door opened up as if he heard Shake and he walked out now wearing a Mets shirt. “Hi Mike go Mats, go Mats, go Mats!” Meatwad said as Carl pulled up in his car. Mike gave the Aqua Teens the finger, and then got into the car. “It’s Mets Meat man, not Mats” Carl shouted out as he drove off down the street. Master Shake came out of his hiding place and glared at the car driving off in the distance. “Yeah you better drive away, cause I’ll drive you back to where your ever your from” Shake said in defiance. “Just get Mike’s damn gutters off the damn roof Shake!” Frylock said as he went back into the house.

As Carl drove down the highway to the game Mike was rubbing his temples as if soothing a migraine. “Oh man Carl those freaks in between our houses are making me so angry. How do you put up with it?” he asked as Carl turned up an AC/DC song. Carl looked over and said, “Listen Mike I learned a long time ago that all you can do is just plow through. Do what you can with them, and of course loads of beer in the fridge helps a lot.” Mike nodded and sipped some coffee he had. “You ever try calling the cops?” he asked as he sipped his coffee. “Yeah like I never thought of that, no man they stopped talking my calls a long time ago” Carl said as he laughed out loud.

Back at the houses Master Shake was reading a magazine as Meatwad was on the roof of their house ripping the nails off the gutters and throwing them to the ground. He threw another gutter to the ground and called down to Shake. “Hey I thought you was the one who tore down the gutters, so Frylock said you had to do it” he said in annoyance. “He did and yet you’re the one who’s up there. Funny how the world works out isn’t it. Now get back up there or I’ll call Dracula up and invite him over for some fresh hamburgers” Sake said as he glared at Meatwad. Meatwad quickly went back to taking off the gutters and soon they were all on the lawn.

“Okay now I need you to turn into a hammer” Shake said as he got a ladder and set it up on Mike’s house. Meatwad complied and turned into a hammer as Master Shake put up a gutter and tried to hammer it into the side of the house using Meatwad. However he was having trouble because Meatwad’s body was to squishy to hammer the gutter down. “Damn it why won’t this work!” Shake said as he struck harder. However the force of his strikes caused him to lose his footing on the ladder and have it topple over underneath him. “Whoa!” he shouted as he grabbed the rest of the gutters for support and dropped Meatwad who morphed back to his ball form.

“Hey you alright?” Meatwad asked as he looked up at Shake. “Just shut up!” Shake said as he tried to pull himself up. Suddenly Shake fell to the ground and pulled down all the gutters with his weight. “OW! Damn it!” he said as he pulled himself up and looked around in shock as Meatwad looked surprised. “What the hell was that?” Frylock asked as he flew out and looked around at the scene. “He did it” Shake said pointing at Meatwad. “Oh the fart I did farter” Meatwad said in defense. “That’s still not an f-bomb you idiot” Shake said. “Everybody just shut up how are we going to explain this to Mike?” Frylock asked looking around at the gutters. “You’re the genius you figure it out!” Shake said looking around. “Sigh, fine I think I can….I can maybe work something out” Frylock said.

7 hours later

Shake and Meatwad are staring at Mike’s roof as Frylock floats down smiling while holding a screw driver. “There that should do it” Frylock said as he joined Meatwad and Shake. Mike’s gutters where back up except now they had barb wire surrounding them as well as two radar dishes on the roof spinning as if scanning. “Yeah now those are gutters” Frylock said. “I got to admit that is awesome” Shake said. “That is cool!” Meatwad said with a smile. Suddenly the Aqua teens turned to see Carl’s car pull up and Mike and Carl got out both looking angry. “Hey Mike buddy! Your back early, what’s up bud?” Shake said trying to sound friendly.

Mike sighed and looked at Carl saying, “There was a bad call in the bottom of the 7th and Carl didn’t like the decision that was made.” Carl suddenly shouted, “Hey that was a stupid call, he was safe, you know it and I know it Mike.” Mike suddenly glared at Carl and said, “So you go and throw a battery at the Umpire to express your disagreement. You should have seen it; the ump goes down clutching his head next thing I know I’m running for my life from stadium security along with fast ball Carl over here.” “Oh don’t worry about it. I did the same thing once before and they didn’t react to badly” Carl said as he walked away back to his house.

Mike sighed again and looked up at his gutters in shock. “What the? What did you freaks do? My gutters look like they were taken out of Battlestar Galatica!” Mike said in shock. “You like them Mike? I added every defense against leaves you can imagine….Oh watch this!” Frylock said as a leaf fell near Mike’s gutters. Suddenly three lasers guns popped out and fired lasers at the leaf. One beam hit it burning the leaf but another beam hit Carl’s car and caused it to explode. “Ah Dizam!” Meatwad said as he, Shake, Frylock and Mike all stared flabbergasted at what happened. Carl ran outside and looked around.

“Hey what was that noise?” he asked. Carl then noticed the blast mark and broken pieces all over the street. “Um why is there a big blast mark where my car just was…and why their guns on Mike’s house?” he asked looking mad. “Um just a coincidence if you believe it Carl” Shake said as Mike, Frylock, and Meatwad went back into their houses. “I JUST WASHED MY CAR THIS MORNING!” Carl shouted. “Well that’s what you get for parking it into the street like that” Shake said as Carl walked into his garage and came out with a tire iron. “Um what are you doing with that?” Shake asked as Carl walked over to him. “here let me show you the finish on this tire iron up close cup!” Carl said as he jumped on Shake and attacked him with the tire iron.

End credits.

How was that? I have wanted to do a self insert with the aqua teens for awhile. If you guys like it. I’ll do more of these.