INTERVIEW TIEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

Respice Finem: WILST DU AUCH NACH FLORENZ?
Respice Finem: WELCHE FARBE HAT IHR DEUTSCHBUCH?
Respice Finem: IST DER STUHL GROS?
cornwallace: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THOSE QUESTIONS
cornwallace: D:
Respice Finem: D:
Respice Finem: NEITHER DO I
cornwallace: ;__;
Respice Finem: DO YOU LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK?
Respice Finem: DO DINOSAURS LIVE IN YOUR FACIAL HAIR?
Respice Finem: AND IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?
cornwallace: Yes. Yes. And no, I'm afraid it isn't.
Respice Finem: DOES YOU AFRAID OF ANYTHING?
cornwallace: I afraids of Sawnicks.
Respice Finem: ARE YOU EVER GONNA GIVE ME UP? ARE YOU EVER GONNA LET ME DOWN? ARE YOU EVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT ME?
cornwallace: One of these days...
Respice Finem: I am sad now.
cornwallace: I'm sorry.
Respice Finem: NO MOAR QUESTIONS FOR YOU!
Respice Finem: D:
cornwallace: ;__;
Respice Finem: Have you ever punched someone?
cornwallace: Once, when I was pretending to be Sonic, I punched Shadow.
Respice Finem: Have you ever cybered with Sawnick?
cornwallace: ...
cornwallace: Once, when I was pretending to be Shadow...
cornwallace: This is... not something I'm proud of.
Respice Finem: If you were trapped on a desert island with Sonic and the only way to get off it was to have terribly written secks with him, would you do it?
cornwallace: Hm...
cornwallace: Could I stay on the island and have terribly written secks with him anyway? For the rest of my life?
Respice Finem: No.
Respice Finem: Secks = getting voted off the island by angry fangirls.
cornwallace: No.
cornwallace: Wait.
cornwallace: Yes.
cornwallace: Yes, I'd fuck Sonic.
cornwallace: To get off the island.
cornwallace: And that's, uh, the only reason.
Respice Finem: If stories were alive and in concrete form, which of them other than Balls Off would you kill with an axe?
cornwallace: Sonic sez.
Respice Finem: Are you ever going to finish Pokemon?
cornwallace: I plan to. If that whore Misty will ever get off her lazy ass and get inside me, like a good little slut.
Respice Finem: Put me in the Inquisition! Do it now!
Respice Finem: And yes, I know that isn't a question.
cornwallace: *explodes*
Respice Finem: Into how many pieces?
cornwallace: Exactly nine hundred and eleven.
Respice Finem: Are all of those pieces terrorists?
cornwallace: Only 911 of them.
Respice Finem: I'm running out of questions.
Respice Finem: Is this going to be a chapter?
cornwallace: It is.
Respice Finem: Awesome
cornwallace: Ask about my book.
Respice Finem: You're writing a book?
cornwallace: Book? What book? Where on earth did you hear that?
cornwallace: No.
Respice Finem: *also explodes*
cornwallace: The answer to that is yes, but only on Sundays, and only at 2:34 AM.
Respice Finem: Exactly 2
Respice Finem: Twlve
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cornwallace: ...
cornwallace: You just blew my mind.
Respice Finem: ANSWER THE QUESTION D:
cornwallace: Okay.
cornwallace: Nein. I will not auch nach florenz.
Respice Finem: That is not so great.
cornwallace: It could be. If you tried hard enough.
cornwallace: Why do you flamm all my stories?
cornwallace: Aha! The tables have turned!
Respice Finem: For the lulz, babe. I do it for teh lulz.
cornwallace: D:
cornwallace: Why are you better than me in all ways?
Respice Finem: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Respice Finem: And I am not better than you in all ways.
Respice Finem: But mostly EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
cornwallace: Really? I could have sworn you were.
Respice Finem: Nope.
cornwallace: Hmm.
cornwallace: Disgusting. Let's talk about it.
Respice Finem: IT IS ALL KINDS OF TERRIBLE.
cornwallace: It's actually the only thing you wrote I had any kind of problem with.
Respice Finem: There are so many problems with that thing. I'm tempted to just delete it.
cornwallace: You shouldn't! It's still good.
cornwallace: It was made out of your love for Sonic Unleashed, and intrigue by werehog craziness.
Respice Finem: I still love that game
cornwallace: I still haven't played it.
Respice Finem: But I hate Chip.
Respice Finem: Chip is terrible.
Respice Finem: And you should play it.
cornwallace: Potato?
Respice Finem: Is what mutants are made of.
cornwallace: So sayeth the great King of all Hadbars.
cornwallace: Speaking of Sean, did you ever finish Sketchy?
Respice Finem: Yeah
Respice Finem: The end left me with a 'WTF' feeling.
cornwallace: DID YOU LOVE IT DID YOU LOVE IT?!
Respice Finem: It was good.
Respice Finem: Until the end.
cornwallace: (SPOILERS) But Sonic won. And married Sally. And Tails became their surrogate daughter.
Respice Finem: Which is what made me say 'WTF.'
cornwallace: Haha, that's not the real ending.
Respice Finem: I was disappointed because I knew it wasn't the real ending, and I was thinking about what it could've been. If he'd tied it up properly, it could have been a true epic.
cornwallace: He's still working on it.
cornwallace: ANYWAY
Respice Finem: Wait, so it's just a filler?
cornwallace: Yeah, kinda.
cornwallace: There are supposedly four or so unofficial endings, that one being the most retarded and short.(END SPOILERS)
cornwallace: But yes. Façade. Talk about it.
cornwallace: I MST'd it in the previous chapter. Thoughts?
Respice Finem: WRITE ME INTO THE INQUISITION D:
Respice Finem: DO IT
Respice Finem: DO IT
cornwallace: I'm writing you into Balls off, you asshole, now answer my questions and be a good little intervieweee
Respice Finem: No.
Respice Finem: You suck.
cornwallace: ;__;
Respice Finem: AND THIS IS MY HOUSE, NOT YOURS
Respice Finem: SO GTFO
cornwallace: D:
cornwallace: Façade
cornwallace: Talk about it
cornwallace: Now
cornwallace: Or
cornwallace: Or
cornwallace: Uh
cornwallace: I won't write you into The inquisition!
Respice Finem: GASP
Respice Finem: Um
Respice Finem: I guess it wasn't too bad.
Respice Finem: Now that I look back at it, it's kind of flat.
Respice Finem: But I won't fix it because I'm lazy.
Respice Finem: And also busy as shit.
cornwallace: I MST'd it in the previous chapter. Thoughts?
Respice Finem: YOU SUCK GO TO HELL I HAET U AND MAI NAME ISN'T RESPASS FEMIN, OR EVEN RESPICE FINEM, IT'S REZPISS FEMINIST GET IT RIGHT JESUS
cornwallace: D:
cornwallace: '
Respice Finem: Yeah.
cornwallace: Okay
cornwallace: Now
cornwallace: Talk about how mnemophobia was your baby, and how I aborted it and eated it and shat it out onto my fanfiction page with no remorse.
Respice Finem: Mnemophobia was my dead baby. You became Jesus and made it live again.
cornwallace: That's not how I remember that happening...
Respice Finem: How do you remember it?
cornwallace: Something about how I aborted it and eated it and shat it out onto my fanfiction page. And there it stayed, a bloody, poopy, crying mess.
Respice Finem: But you wrote it so well!
cornwallace: Bah! Humbug.
cornwallace: Moribund!
cornwallace: Thoughts, details, trivia.
cornwallace: Go.
Respice Finem: Uh
Respice Finem: I got the idea from my brother's vocabulary sheet.
Respice Finem: And I hate this one also.
Respice Finem: In fact, the only ones I really like are Amaranth and Ambivalence
cornwallace: So you saw the word Moribund, and you immediately thought "SHADOW IS DEAD AND I WILL FUCKING PROVE IT TO ALL OF YOU!"?
Respice Finem: Not really. I started thinking about what was dead in the Sonic Universe, and thought, 'entertainment.' Entertainment stopped dead at Sonic Heroes. What also died? Shadow. YES, YOU

FANGIRLS, HE FUCKING DIED, OK? Shadow died, hooray.
Respice Finem: Plus I had Sonic on the brain because Moribund and Facade were posted on the same day.
cornwallace: No they weren't. Moribund was posted on the third. Facade was posted on the second.
Respice Finem: Same 24 hours, though
cornwallace: LIIIIEEEE
Respice Finem: NO U
cornwallace: D:
Respice Finem: GTFO MAI INTERNETS
cornwallace: LET'S TALK ABOUT MACABRE NOW
cornwallace: I think you hate that one because I crapped it up with my input.
Respice Finem: I HATE THAT ONE ALSO, BUT NOT BECAUSE OF YOUR INPUT
Respice Finem: I hate it because it's crap passive voice.
cornwallace: I hearts it. Best thing my name's ever been attached to.
Respice Finem: That is not true at all.
cornwallace: But it is!
Respice Finem: What about your own writing? Most of it is eons better than Macabre.
cornwallace: Pfft. Like what? It's a shame to allow stupid?
Respice Finem: Wha?
Respice Finem: Like a bunch of your stuff.
Respice Finem: Why do you hate yourself so much?
cornwallace: I don't hate myself. You're just like ten times more awesome than me.
cornwallace: NEXT QUESTION
cornwallace: So, how do you get the events that unfold within Macabre from the title itself?
cornwallace: You have a very interesting method of coming up with your stories. Talk about that, too.
Respice Finem: Uh
Respice Finem: I dunno
Respice Finem: Stuff comes out of my face
Respice Finem: And magick puts it on the internets.
cornwallace: Crazy.
cornwallace: Ambivalence. You like this one. Why?
Respice Finem: Because it isn't balls.
Respice Finem: Or ass. That either.
cornwallace: I think that's sexy.
cornwallace: DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE!?
Respice Finem: YES
cornwallace: Did you ever make that change you mentioned? The Tails change?
cornwallace: Huh?
cornwallace: Did you?
Respice Finem: Yeah
cornwallace: Is it published?
Respice Finem: Yup
Respice Finem: GO READ IT
cornwallace: Sexy. I need to inspect it closely.
cornwallace: Afflatus.
cornwallace: The only story I've read that's about Chaos.
cornwallace: Talk about it.
Respice Finem: Kind of terrible.
Respice Finem: Don't read it.
cornwallace: I already have.
cornwallace: And I left a review.
cornwallace: And I said it was good.
cornwallace: And it was.
Respice Finem: Oh, right.
Respice Finem: But it wasn't.
Respice Finem: And no one else should read it.\
cornwallace: YOU, MISS, ARE A LIAR!
cornwallace: LIAAARR!
cornwallace: (Don't listen to Respice Finem, kids. She's a liar.)
Respice Finem: That's not nice.
cornwallace: cornwallace isn't a nice person.
cornwallace: Aramanth. This one was interesting.
cornwallace: And you like it. Why? And don't say it's because it's not balls. Or ass. Or balls.
Respice Finem: I don't know why I like it.
Respice Finem: I just do.
cornwallace: So, the universe is infinite, right?
Respice Finem: Theoretically.
cornwallace: Sexy.
cornwallace: Let's talk about your Tales of Symphonia C2 community.
Respice Finem: I opened it by accident.
Respice Finem: Now I can't get rid of it.
cornwallace: Haha.
cornwallace: Have you thought about changing the name and category and making a quality C2 for Sawnicks?
Respice Finem: No. I just want to get rid of the thing.
Respice Finem: But there's no delete button!
Respice Finem: BLARGHLE BALGEWHKALGJDSFVXC
cornwallace: I've deleted communities before..
Respice Finem: I looked for the button for half an hour.
cornwallace: I used to have a C2 with Vernon Danforth. And I deleted it. But I don't remember how.
cornwallace: I mean, uh, cornwallace.
cornwallace: I don't know that Vernon asshole.
Respice Finem: LIES
cornwallace: Do you like chocolate milk?
Respice Finem: No.
Respice Finem: That stuff is gross.
cornwallace: Do you have any fanfictions in the works?
Respice Finem: None.
Respice Finem: No inspiration.
cornwallace: Boo.
cornwallace: Will our joint project ever get written?
Respice Finem: If things continue the way they are, probably not.
Respice Finem: YOU START IT D:
cornwallace: That saddens me eternally.
Respice Finem: I'm terrible at starting things.
Respice Finem: You have to start this one, sorry.
cornwallace: I'll need all your notes.
Respice Finem: Mmmkay
Respice Finem: We're talking about the epic one, right?
cornwallace: Both.
Respice Finem: I didn't know we had notes for the other one.
cornwallace: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WE ALREADY STARTED THAT ONE
cornwallace: BUT SHHH
Respice Finem: OK then.
cornwallace: Peanut butter. Crunchy, or creamy?
Respice Finem: Creamy
cornwallace: Are you Jesus?
Respice Finem: No.
Respice Finem: isnt that blasfimmy
cornwallace: lolwut
cornwallace: I heard you were insane. Any truth to this?
Respice Finem: So much truth you don't even know.
Respice Finem: Zieg hiel.
Respice Finem: WILST DU AUCH NACH FLORENZ?
Respice Finem: KUGELSCHREIBER
cornwallace: I'm asking the questions here. You had your chance.
cornwallace: How long have you been into fanfiction?
Respice Finem: Not that long.
Respice Finem: My mom got me into it a couple months after she started writing.
cornwallace: Do you read a lot of it?
Respice Finem: Not a lot.
Respice Finem: Only what I think will be good.
Respice Finem: Things that are recommended to me.
cornwallace: How did you find me, then?
Respice Finem: I dunno
Respice Finem: I think I was browsing through the horror section out of boredom.
Respice Finem: And you were actually interesting, so I read the rest of your stuff.
cornwallace: What did you read first?
Respice Finem: Don't remember.
cornwallace: So, why Sonic?
Respice Finem: Because a lot of it is BAAAAD.
Respice Finem: And it's funny.
cornwallace: Amen.
cornwallace: Wait, are you referring to the fanfiction or the games?
cornwallace: Canon, rather.
Respice Finem: Both.
Respice Finem: Mostly the fanfiction.
Respice Finem: I love OC's.
Respice Finem: They're hilarious.
cornwallace: What exactly was it, about the fandom in general, that pulled you into writing for it?
Respice Finem: To be honest, I started writing because of you.
cornwallace: Wow, no shit?
Respice Finem: Serious.
cornwallace: That's.. wow.
cornwallace: That's insane.
cornwallace: And possibly the most flattering thing I've ever heard.
Respice Finem has signed out. (9/18/2009 12:24 AM)

cornwallace: You died.
cornwallace: Come back.
cornwallace: The interview isn't over!

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!