Title: I’m WHAT!....He’s WHAT!
Summary: Jacob Black ends up pregnant with Edward Cullen’s child.

Warnings: Contains mild slash and mpreg so if you don’t like mpreg then don’t read it. Yes I’m very aware that men can’t have babies. That is why this is called fanfiction.

Disclaimer: Don’t own the Twilight characters. Wish I did, but I don’t

Author: Mikesh

Notes: Edward and Bella haven’t gotten married yet. This story starts before Breaking Dawn does. Nothing in Breaking Dawn happened, because I haven’t read it yet, so no worries there about spoilers. Also Jacob doesn’t have long hair, he has the short spiky hair.

It was two weeks before the wedding and Bella was happy that her Jacob was back for however long she had with him. Jacob had come around when he realized that he may not have much more time with her before she was immortal. That didn’t mean that he was fine with her getting married to a vampire, because he was anything but fine with it.

Today Bella and Jacob were spending quality time together in Seattle. Since the attacks had stopped, Charlie had felt that it would be ok for Bella to go up there. He had faith that she would be in good hands with Jacob. Charlie was also hoping that maybe, just maybe, Jacob would change Bella’s mind on marrying Edward.

Its not that he hated the guy, but he felt that there was something off about Edward, what exactly he couldn’t tell you, but there was defiantly something off about the guy in Charlie’s mind.

Edward hadn’t been happy in the least when Bella had told him that she was going to Seattle with Jacob. He could see it in her eyes that she needed these last few weeks with her friend before it happened. He had threatened Jacob that if Jacob returned Bella with one hair out of place, he was a dead wolf. Jacob knew that Edward had meant it and he was going to make damn sure that Bella came back in one piece. He had already hurt Bella enough as it was, he didn’t want to see her get hurt even more.

Jacob had told Bella that they could do whatever she wanted, just so long as it didn’t involve shopping. Bella had decided that she just wanted to go see a movie and grab dinner afterwards. Of course Jacob was game for that. So long as he got to have his warm blooded friend with him before she turned ice cold and hard as marble for the rest of his life.

Seattle

“So where did you want to go eat?” Jacob asked Bella as they were walking out of the theater.

“I was thinking that pizza place down the street looked good,” Bella said.

“That’s fine but you do remember that I eat like a wolf now, don’t you?” Jacob asked.

“That would because you are a wolf, Jacob,” Bella said smiling.

“You know what I mean,” Jacob said rolling his eyes.

“Bella where are you going?” Jacob asked noticing that Bella was heading away from the parking lot where the car was.

“I thought we could just walk to the pizza place,” Bella said.

“Bella, you do realize that it’s four blocks from here, don’t you?” Jacob asked.

“Yeah, so what?” Bella asked.

“It’s going to be dark by time we get out of there, are you sure you want to walk all the way back here?” Jacob asked.

“What? Are you scared of the dark now?” Bella asked.

“I’m not scared of the dark. I just know how clumsy you are at night, let alone day time,” Jacob said.

“But I’ll have you with me, so it’ll be fine,” Bella said.

“Fine,” Jacob said knowing that he wasn’t going to win with Bella in the end.

As they were walking up to the restaurant, they noticed that a small crowed had formed inside.

“Sure you want to wait?” Jacob asked pulling open the door for Bella.

“Let’s find out how long of a wait there is first,” Bella said.

“Ok,” Jacob said.

They found out that it wasn’t more then ten minutes for the wait. The crowd that had formed was one group of people.

“I feel like I ate a cow,” Jacob said leaning back in his chair after he’d finished off a medium pizza along with half of another medium pizza.

“You probably did,” Bella said.

“Ha-ha very funny,” Jacob said.

“Hey you’re the one that said it, not me,” Bella said finishing off her small pizza that she’d ordered.

“Ready to go?” Jacob asked.

“Yeah let’s go,” Bella said standing up and grabbing her sweater off the back of the chair.

It wasn’t freezing tonight, but it was chilly out.

“You cold?” Jacob asked when he saw Bella pulling the sweater around her tighter.

“Yeah a little,” Bella said realizing that she should have brought her jacket with her. It’d been nice when she’d left Forks so she thought it’d stay nice. Forgetting that even in Washington the winter weather could be unpredictable.

“Here,” Jacob said wrapping his arm around her.

“Thanks,” Bella said snuggling into Jacob’s side.

“No problem,” Jacob said smiling down at Bella.

They were just coming towards thee alleyway that separated the theatre building from the coffee shop next door when it happened. One minute they were walking arm and arm. The next minute Bella was roughly pulled from Jacob’s arms.

“So how is it that a guy like you, ends up with a girl like her?” the leader asked while pointing his knife towards Jacob then back to Bella’s throat.

“Just lucky I guess,” Jacob said standing his ground.

“Well I guess I’m the lucky one now,” the man said kissing Bella’s cheek.

“You bastard!” Jacob yelled lunging himself towards the man.

Before he could get to the man, his goonies were holding Jacob by a arm each.

“What do you want?” Jacob asked struggling in the men’s grips.

“Her for starters,” the man said making Bella’s neck bleed with the pressure he was putting on her neck.

Just as Jacob lunged himself at the man, he was slammed in the head by the butt of a gun.

“Not so tough now, are we?” the man asked looking down at a cold Jacob.

“You know you’re not fun at all,” then man said.

“My boyfriend will come and hunt you down,” Bella said trying to keep the tears at bay.

“Honey your boyfriend is laying cold on the floor,” the man said.

Instead of answering, Bella just laughed at the man.

Before Bella could get another word out, the man slit her throat letting her dead body fall to the ground next to Jacob’s.

“Shouldn’t have laughed, you might still be alive if you hadn’t,” the man said spitting on her body before he and the other two men left.

The next time Jacob came around, he found himself in a hospital room with his father by his side.

“What happened?” Jacob asked sitting up in bed.

“You don’t remember?” Billy asked looking up into his son’s eyes.

“All I remember were there were three men. Wait, where’s Bella?” Jacob asked starting to panic.

“I’m sorry son, she was killed by those men,” Billy said.

“What? NO! She was NOT KILLED!” Jacob yelled jumping out of the bed.

Of course he didn’t get far before the orderlies had him back into bed. The next time Jacob awoke it was dark outside.

He didn’t know what had awoken him, but then he heard it. The cold steel voice of Edward Cullen next to his ear.

“I know you’re awake wolf. You better listen up good. If I ever catch your scent by Bella’s family or her grave, I will kill you. Do you understand me?” Edward asked.

“Don’t you be forgetting that it is I who can kill you,” Jacob said.

Edward was so mad, that without even thinking he grabbed Jacob around the throat and started squeezing. He would have rendered him unconscious if the nurse hadn’t walked in at that time.

Before the nurse could say anything, Edward fled down the hall and out of sight.

“I’m fine,” Jacob said not happy with all the attention he was getting from the nurses and doctors.

Afraid that the man would come back, the doctor put a guard outside Jacob’s room for the night. They had never seen Edward before, so they didn’t know who he was and Jacob wouldn’t tell them. He felt that it was between himself and Edward. He knew that they needed to work it out, one way or the other. But not here in Seattle, but home.

Next chapter:

Bella’s funeral