Chapter 1: Exiled, Cousins and Pokémon

Summary: What if Naruto was a girl? What if Naruko was exiled and left to see her cousin Harry Potter with her dream of becoming a great wizard, shinobi and Pokémon master? Wait Hermione is Gaara’s COUSIN!?

Pairings: GaaNaru HarryHermione

A long spiky blonde haired girl with blonde with red tips foxes ears and 9 tails stood beside a spiky red haired boy with silver with red tips coyote ears and tail (In this fic Shukaku is a coyote.). The girl was wearing a black tank top with black ¾ lengths with a blood red skirt with a slit down the right side over the top if the ¾ lengths with black kunoichi boots. The boy was wearing a black shirt with a kanji for demon on it in blood red, black ninja jeans and black shinobi shoes. They both wore a black trench coat that reached their feet the girl had a 9 tailed fox in red on the back of hers whilst the boy had a 1 tailed coyote in silver. The girl’s name was Uzumaki Namikaze Naruko. The boy’s was Sabaku no Gaara. They were both 16. They contained demons. They were abandoned by their villages. Their hitai-ate‘s were around their necks and were slashed. Gaara’s gourd was blood red.

Both were walking to Hogwarts Castle. “So Gaara-Kun how do you think our younger cousins are?” Naruko asked casually. “Dunno Naruko-Koi. But Harry and Hermione are good shinobi and wizards!” Gaara replied. “Yeah but we’re great shinobi, wizards and Pokémon masters!” Naruko grinned.

IAMTHELINETHATBREAKSTHINGSUP!

Albus Dumbledore was sitting at his desk when he felt like 2 old friends of his were near. So he decided to gather up the self-proclaimed golden trio. “Harry, Hermione, Ron.” He called to the 13 year olds who just saved Sirius and Buckbeak. “Yes Professor Dumbledore?” Harry asked. ”I do believe certain friends and family are returning.” Albus smiled.

Before anything else could be spoken 2 blonde, black, silver and red blood red blurs shot in crashing through the window. “Whoops. Sorry Old man.” Naruko said sheepishly scratching the back of her head. “Naruko, Gaara!” 3 blurs tackled the banished shinobi to the ground. “Hermione. Could you kindly... GET OFF!?” Gaara yelled. “My dear friends what brings you here?” Albus asked concern evident. “Well you see...” Naruko started off.

Flashback no Jutsu:

Naruko stumbled back to Konoha with loads of stab wounds and 3 chidori holes in her chest narrowly missing her heart and lungs. She was dragging back Uchiha Sasuke. “Brat!? Oh my Kami! Sakura grab the Uchiha I’ll get Naruko.” Tsunade cried. “Hai Sensei.” The pink haired girl said.

Time Skip within flashback:

“Brat you’ve... You’ve been exiled.” Tsunade sobbed. “Baa-Chan are you serious?” Naruko asked shocked. “Unfortunately yes. The council said that you’ve been exiled and that Gaara volunteered to go with you. I’m sorry.” Tsunade sobbed. “Don’t worry Baa-Chan. We’ll be back. With our cousins and all of us will be recognised as great Shinobi wizards and Pokémon Masters.” Naruko said firmly.”We’ll keep in touch.”

End Flashback no Jutsu: Kai!

“HOW DARE THEY!?” Harry screamed punching a wall. “Old Man. Do you have any open spaces in Hogwarts?” Naruko asked. “Yes. Defence against The Dark Arts. Or commonly known as DADA.” Albus replied.

“Old Man. How about you introduce 2 new classes by us? Shinobi class where Gaara-Kun’ll teach Ninjutsu and Genjutsu. I’ll teach Taijutsu and Stealth. Then we both teach Pokémon.” Naruko gave a foxy grin which only added to her foxyness. “Hmmm... OK. That’s great. I can have an old friend take the Defence against the dark arts job.” Albus smiled. “Yatta!” Gaara, Naruko, Harry, Ron and Hermione gave each other a high 5.

1 year later: Start of 4th year:

Albus Dumbledore in his purple robes stood up over everyone. “I have 3 new announcements today. 1 our new Defence against the dark arts is-” Albus started before he was cut off by Mad Eye Moody walking through the front door. “Thanks for coming old friend.” Albus said shaking hands with Moody. “As I was saying the DADA Professor is Professor Moody. And the 2 new classes here shall be Shinobi and Pokémon Master Classes. And the Professors teaching both of them are-” Albus continued before once again he was interrupted by Naruko and Gaara crashing through the doors arguing. “Yeah we wouldn’t be so late if you didn’t have to do your hair!” Gaara yelled. “Yeah well if YOU didn’t take so long in the shower we would have got here on time!” Naruko shouted back.

“And people wonder why I’m embarrassed to her/him my cousin.” Harry and Hermione said in unison sweat dropping. “Uh. Sorry about that Old Man we’re kinda late.” Naruko said sheepishly scratching the back of her head. “You’re excused. Now come on and sit.” Albus smiled. “Students these are my 2 old –A cry from Naruko saying that they’re not old but 16 was heard- friends Namikaze Uzumaki Potter Naruko and Sabaku no Granger Gaara. They will be teaching you the Shinobi and Pokémon Classes.” Uproar of yells was sounded but the loudest was Draco Malfoy, “THOSE 2 CAN’T BE TEACHERS! THEY’RE ONLY 16!” Naruko moved so fast for everyone that they couldn’t see her except the Golden Trio and Gaara. “Malfoy. I’d shut up if I were you. Where we came from the minute you graduated from the ninja academy you were an adult in the eyes of everyone. This headband shows you’re a ninja. And just to add to this little lesson, missing or banished ninja have a line scratching through their headband.” Naruko hissed but just as she was walking back to the table Pansy Parkinson screamed, “OMG She has fox ears and 9 tails!”

The ninja duo sighed and took their hoods off. “Yes we’re half demon this is because our fathers sealed a demon in each of us.” Gaara snarled swishing his tail. “Now everyone since all the introductions are over let us eat.” Albus grinned. ‘This is going to be an interesting year.’ He thought.

1st day:

The first class for the Gryffindors and Slytherins was Shinobi class which was placed outside. “For the 1st part of the lesson we will be learning the shinobi history.” Gaara smirked.

After learning the history:

“Alright now we will learn about Taijutsu or Hand to Hand combat. Harry. Please step up here please.” Naruko started off. Harry walked up and stood by her and Naruko said, “Let’s show the class what a spar is.” Naruko stood there while Harry went into the basic academy stance. “The stance Harry is using is the academy one. There are many different types of stances. My friend Rock Lee who couldn’t use chakra used the Goken or Iron Fist.” Halfway during the lesson Gamakichi showed up. “Hey Naruko Ero-Sennin is gonna pop up in 5 seconds so make a clearing.” He said before poofing away. “Everyone! Get behind the rocks!” Gaara yelled diving with everyone to the rocks. In a large poof of smoke Gamabunta and Jiraiya appeared. “Y’know Gaki. You’re really hard to track.” He scowled. “Damn it Ero-Sennin I’m teaching!” Naruko yelled. “Um. Who is this?” Lavender Brown asked. “Meet my sensei and one of the Legendary Sannin Jiraiya the Toad Sannin and Self-Proclaimed Super Pervert.” Naruko sighed. ”I’m embarrassed to say I know him sometimes.”

Amaterasu77: Well that’s it for now! R&R! XD