It's me, again! This idea was inspired by a true story! Well, ok, a little of it was. But oh well. Ohh, and there is mentions of Fruits Basket, Bleach, and Full Metal Alchemist.

Warnings: Language, lemon, lime, other fruits. Is that it? Probably.

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. You all know this, right?

Thoughts : "Talking"

~Well that is all. So now you can read!~

It Stared With A Review

Chapter 1- Meet Uzumaki Naruto!

Naruto Uzumaki had a secret. He told no one, only his fans. Only the people he worked so hard for, giving those rabid girls what they wanted.

Have you guessed it?

Well, if you haven’t a clue, Naruto Uzumaki is a yaoi Fanfic writer. He writes lemons of all shapes and sizes, but for what reason you may ask? Why is there a man writing such a thing?

Well he just has a passion for boy on boy action one could say.

But it was long ago, someone he met, that inspired him.

------Flashback-----

He was thirteen. Old enough to know rules, but not care enough to follow them. School was average for him and he had a crush, just like any boy would. But it was not a girl who inspired him, because Naruto does not write yuri. He is a yaoi man, nothing more, nothing less.

So the one day when he was walking home, there was this boy. Yes, he had seen this boy before, in some of his classes. The girls all loved him but he paid no attention to them. And if Naruto guessed right he knew that this boy was a perfect strait A student. What was his name? Something with a S…

Wait! There it was!

Sasuke!

Sas-uke, right?

That’s who this boy was. He looked alone walking down by the small stream. So Naruto, being the people person he was, went down by this Sasuke.

“Hi!”

But the boy took no interest and walked a little faster. Naruto frowned and caught up to him. “So, is your name Sas-uke?” The boy stopped and glared. It was a very mean glare.

“My name is Sas-gay.” Ohh. So it was like Saus-gay. Naruto laughed a little.

“Hehe, you have gay in your name! So does that mean you like boys?” Sasuke huffed and took off running. “Wait!” Naruto reached out just in time and took hold of Sasuke’s both came to a stop and Sasuke spun, tripped, and fell on top of Naruto. But something else happened too. Something that would make Naruto the great writer he is today.

When Sasuke oh-so-conveniently fell atop Naruto, they accidentally locked lips!

Naruto stared back at an equally surprised Sasuke, and they quickly pulled apart. Sasuke stood up fast, took in one last look at Naruto, and ran off. Naruto just sat there, not knowing what to think. He replayed everything in his head, but he still came up with the same confusing conclusion.

He just kissed another boy.

And he liked it.

----End of Flashback----

At first Naruto labeled himself gay. But decided that labels were stupid. Love is love and he could love another guy and not be ashamed of it. So that’s how Naruto came to write yaoi. He found that writing about Characters having the same problems as he did, helped him in ways. Not to mention all the people who loved his work.

When he thinks back on it, Naruto remembers that after that day, he had never seen Sasuke again. Naruto sighed and stared at the computer screen. He was just touching up on a Fruits Basket story about Yuki and Haru and was about to end for the day, it was eleven anyways. If you didn’t know by now Naruto is a collage student. He does good and always dedicates whatever extra time he has to writing his stories.

But handling school and a job can sometimes be a handful. Naruto smiled as he finished up the last of the chapter and posted it. Today had been successful, which helped him get more done in his extra time. Naruto logged out and put the computer to sleep mode. He brushed his teeth and then went to bed. In the morning he could start another chapter, that is, after reading all of the reviews, PM’s, favorite story/ author, and story alerts that is.

Yes, Naruto Uzumaki, yaoi fanfiction writer, collage student, part time job holder, was a very busy man.