Whoo! Hello everybody! This fanfiction my Valentines Day fanfic! It'll be a five shot only! That's it! Five chappys for five couples! I'm not telling you the couples cause it's a surprise!! But, you'll find out soon enough. All of it is yaoi! If you don't like it, don't read it! See? There's the warning. So I suggest that haters leave. Now.

Update: Ok, so maybe it won't be a five-shot...I just ran out of ideas. Whoops! Ok, so it's a one-shot now. 'Kay? Anyways...this would be my first ItaSasu! Whoo!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! If I did, don't you think that I would turn into a shonen-ai by now?

.:Five Days Before Valentines Day:.

It was Sunday in the big city of Tokyo, Japan. And yes, there was love all around thanks to the holiday named Valentines Day. Most of the woman and girls were hoping that their lovers will give them something like chocolate or something clichéd like that. Meanwhile, men and few boys that were up for it were out shopping for their girlfriends, fiancés, or wives.

And when I say ‘few’, I mean the boys that actually have girlfriends and the ones who are actually sensible enough to do it. Uchiha Sasuke, unfortunately for the fangirls, was not one of those boys. Sasuke was one of those anti-social people and not to mention that he has the highest scores in Japan. He’s also a Basketball player.

These are the reasons why he has so many fangirls and in which leads to the hatred of Valentines Day.

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“Sasuke? Dinner’s ready!” called Sasuke’s brother, Itachi, from the living room. Itachi was the younger Uchiha’s guardian since their parents were caught in a severe car accident and died. His hair was jet black and pulled back into ponytail and his eyes dark as well. “Oi! Hurry up, otoou! Dinner’s gonna get cold!” he called up again, not satisfied by his younger brother’s silence.

“I’m coming, damn it!” Sasuke finally replied from his room. A few seconds later, the teenager emerged from his room and rushed down the stairs, passing Itachi and heading into the kitchen.

Sasuke looked exactly like his brother only he didn’t have his long hair. Instead, the younger Uchiha’s hair looked more of a duck butt (But at the moment, his hair is actually straight and not in it’s usual style). Itachi sighed and followed, guessing that his younger brother wasn’t have a good day. They sat down at the table in their usual spots and began eating. Most of the time, the two brothers had nothing to talk about but on rare occasions, Itachi would try to strike up a conversation but he never succeeded. But, that never stopped him from trying again and again.

“So, Sasuke…‘Going to give valentine to a girl this year?” The older Uchiha asked.

Sasuke looked at Itachi with a curious look and somewhere inside of Itachi was screaming ‘kawaii’ like an over obsessed fangirl. Yes, as you have probably already guessed, Itachi had a slight fetish for his younger brother. Well....maybe not ‘slight fetish’. More like a major fetish.

“No.” his brother replied. “I never do. You know that.”

Itachi snickered and watched Sasuke take a sip of water. “Ok then…So are you going to give one to a guy?” he asked with a hint of evil in his voice. After hearing the older Uchiha’s question, the younger Uchiha had not swallowed his water and ended up spewing his water. ‘Bingo!’Itachi thought, laughing at Sasuke’s dumbfounded and blushing face. “Oooh! So it is a guy!” he teased.

“N-no! That’s not it! I…I’m not giving a valentine to anybody!” the teen remarked, wiping the water from his mouth.

The older brother smirked and replied, “You stuttered, otoou-chan.” And with that, Sasuke turned several shades of red, stood up, and made his way towards his room. Itachi grabbed his younger brother’s wrist and pulled him back so that their faces were only a few inches apart.

“So, who’s this boy you like, eh? Sasuke-chan?” he whispered to the blushing boy.

“Nobody! I don’t like anybody!” growled the raven teen who was desperately trying to break from his brother’s grasp. “Let go!”

Itachi grinned and leaned over to whisper in the teenager’s ear. “You know, I have a feeling that this boy is me, is it not?” No response. Itachi, unable to keep his intentions unknown any longer, nipped at his brother’s neck and then made his way up to his ear and softly began biting the lobe.

By this time, Sasuke had begun fighting with Itachi’s grip but Itachi wouldn’t have it so he tightened his grip. The older Uchiha then moved towards his little brothers lips and began to chew on his lower lip causing Sasuke to wince slightly. “Well? How does it feel, Sasuke-chan?” Itachi snickered after pausing.

“Go to hell, bastard!” The Uchiha teen yelled. Itachi sighed and then locked his lips with Sasuke. His brother moaned and the older raven demanded entrance to the younger boy’s mouth.

Once discovering that his little brother wouldn’t let him, he merely forced his tongue through the pale teen’s lips. And at this point, Sasuke immediately gathered his strength and pushed Itachi off of him causing him to fall off his chair. The younger Uchiha then wiped his mouth of his older brother’s saliva and ran out of the house leaving Itachi on the floor wishing that his brother hadn’t stopped him.

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After running out of his own home, Sasuke kept running until he was several blocks away and then began walking. ‘Damn that bastard! I’ll kill him later. But for now, I can’t go back yet. I’ll see if Naruto will let me stay at his apartment.’ And with that thought, the Uchiha walked towards downtown Tokyo where his best friend’s apartment was. But, what the Uchiha didn’t know is that his best friend was currently plotting a way to get Sasuke to spend the night.

TBC?

Yeah, it's short. I know. Hope you liked this almost five-shot fanfiction! Reviews wanted! Bye-byes!