Author: Masayo PM
Sometimes not everything should be said in a chat room.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 02-15-09 - Status: Complete - id: 4866204
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~I don't own anything~
Sometimes not everything should be said in a chat room.
HotSh*t: Yo babe what did you get the #1 sexiest man in Konoha?
ParadiseGrl: I got him the special edition of Icha Icha Paradise and it's autographed ^^
HotSh*t: You only bought him that b/c you wanted it
ParadiseGrl: Hey what's mine is his and what's his is mine^^
SaiBaby: Well I got Sai a book on Karma Sutra XD
HotSh*t: Woot, you go girl!
SxS: Is he not living up to your expectations?
SaiBaby: Cha, whatever! We're just running out of ideas
ParadiseGrl: That's why we prefer Icha Icha, we never run out on ideas
SaiBaby: What did you get Mr. Stick up the Ass?
SxS: 1 he doesn't have a stick up his ass & 2 a camera
SaiBaby: A camera?
HotSh*t: I can think of quite few things to do with a camera XD
ParadiseGrl: Do you even have a date for V-day?
HotSh*t: Yep! 1 for the morning 1 for lunch and 2 for dinner
ParadiseGrl: O///O 4 dates?
HotSh*t: Hey, I got an appetite to satisfy^^
Fang: Hey, it looks like everyone is on today
SxS: Hey, Sis. What are you doing next week?
SxS: I was wandering if you and Itachi wanted to come over for dinner?
Fang: Sounds good
SaiBaby: Yo, Hana what did you get Itachi?
Fang: Uhm…we're just going to have a night to ourselves
SaiBaby: Well duh we all are but what did you get him to spice things up?
SxS: Not everyone is like you Ino-pig; they don't need new ideas every week
SaiBaby: You're just jealous that I get more than you
Fang: Actually Itachi is very creative^^ He creates something everyday
Fang: Hehe, yeah….the trick is finding a break
SxS: Ok…I really didn't want to know that about my brother-in-law
SaiBaby: DAMN! He sounds worse than a rabbit. I'm surprised you're not pregnant yet
SxS: Wait, are you?
Fang: I…don't think so…
THEUchiha: Where's the Dobe?
Sai?: I believe Dickless is with Hinata-san
Wolfman: Dunno, why?
THEUchiha: Nothing. What are you two doing online?
Wolfman: Hey, I can be online if I want to!
Sai?: We are talking
Wolfman: What did you get Pinky?
THEUchiha: An outfit
Wolfman: What type? XD
THEUchiha: None of your damn business
Sai?: Is it the pink bunny girl outfit you were looking at?
Wolfman: Damn! I bet she would look hot in that
TheUchiha: You better leave my wife alone!
DarkRaven: Little brother your "mother-in-law" is looking for you
THEUchiha: I'm not here
DarkRaven: Like that's really going to work
THEUchiha: Hey, I'm not going to have her ruin my night with my wife
DarkRaven: Hn, do you even have anything planned?
THEUchiha: Yes, unlike you
DarkRaven: Actually we do have something planned
THEUchiha: Like what?
Wolfman: Yeah, like what you dirty bastard?
DarkRaven: I don't think you young ones want to know
THEUchiha: We're not little kids! I'm married!
Wolfman: If you weren't my brother-in-law I'd kick your ass
DarkRaven: You can try
Wolfman: If Hana hadn't threatened to kill me, I would!
THEUchiha: Don't worry he's just making it up. He doesn't have anything
DarkRaven: Foolish little brother, unlike you I please my woman everyday
Wolfman: OH GOD I'M GOING TO BE SICK!
THEUchiha: Hn, if you do that every day then I bet it'll be hard for you to keep it interesting tonight
DarkRaven: Hn, nothing more than a whip, a collar, and some dango won't do
Sai?: Ino says whip cream and chocolate sauce are better than dango
Wolfman: YOU CAN'T TREAT MY SISTER LIKE A DOG!
DarkRaven: The collar isn't for her
Sai?: Whose it for?
I wanted to try something different so I hope you guys like it^^