Randy's dead!
Jesus Christ!
Sidney run
From the ghost face!
Why was it Randy!?
It should have been Gale!
Remember what Dewey said,
"Serial Killers are usually white males".
Randy was pulled into the van
And then the blood spilled.
Joel the Camera Guy said
"Yeah, lets go get killed!"
Billy's mom sucks!
She killed Randy when she ran amuck!
And that's why we still say that
Sequels Suck