AIM Window By: JDLuvaSQEE

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Secret Window OR Mort Rainey (If I did, Mort would be sleeping on my couch right now). A/N: Mort’s Conscience (Morton), Shooter, and Mort have found out about AIM (all three of the have laptops). Much hilarity ensues. Read to find out. Warning(s): obviously some bad language. Rating: K+ Genre: Humor

Key: SleepyCouchLuva(Mort) CountryBoy(Shooter) Psychedelic(Morton) underlined means that they have logged out.

SleepyCouchLuva: Holy crap!! This is SO COOL!!!!

Psychedelic: Whoa, Mort. U r SO right about dat!!

SleepyCouchLuva:

CountryBoy: Whassa matta wif ‘im?

SleepyCouchLuva:

Psychedelic: Dunno. Mort, wot da HELL r u doin’?

SleepyCouchLuva: Banging mai head on the keyboard. WHAY??????

CountryBoy: ‘Cause ur startin’ ta freak us out, Pilgrim.

SleepyCouchLuva: darkly leave me alone.

CountryBoy & Psychedelic: OH SHIT!!! LET’S GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Psychedelic has logged out.

CountryBoy has logged out.

SleepyCouchLuva has logged out.