|Abel's new friend
Author: Love Inc PM
Abel & Esther make a new friend, Please Read & Review!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Abel N. & Esther B. - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 02-19-09 - Status: Complete - id: 4874611
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Abel's friend: A Trinity Blood fanfic by Love Inc.
Esther: Oh my God, it's huge!
Abel: Suppose it is
Esther: …and hairy, you shouldn't have rubbed that ointment on it
Abel: I was experimenting
Esther: How much did u use anyway
Abel: Not much
Esther: That's not what it looks like
Abel: So maybe I used twice the amount it said to
Esther: Can I touch it
Abel: No, it's ticklish
Esther: How do you know?
Abel: I tickled it myself
Esther: Really? I thought you weren't into that sort of thing!
Esther: Why is it twitching?
Abel: Well no wonder …it's cold in here
Esther: No it's not, put it back in
Abel: But it's not comfortable in there, it wants to be free
Esther: Abel, put it away
Abel: I can't, it'll just fall back out again
Abel: Because it's freezing and it's most likely gone stiff, can I please turn the heater on
Esther: No, it's not cold in here
Abel: Esther, it's going to shrivel up and turn blue soon
Esther: Well it's not my fault
Abel: Yes it is, since you won't let me turn the heater on
Esther: Abel just get another blanket and don't worry, it'll probably feel better in the morning
Abel: But you don't understa-
Abel: But Esth-
Esther: I thought you hated spiders
Abel: Yeah, but he's my friend plus this one catches flies and there's been one flying around in here for days!
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