Abel's friend: A Trinity Blood fanfic by Love Inc.

Esther: Oh my God, it's huge!

Abel: Suppose it is

Esther: …and hairy, you shouldn't have rubbed that ointment on it

Abel: I was experimenting

Esther: How much did u use anyway

Abel: Not much

Esther: That's not what it looks like

Abel: So maybe I used twice the amount it said to

Esther: Can I touch it

Abel: No, it's ticklish

Esther: How do you know?

Abel: I tickled it myself

Esther: Really? I thought you weren't into that sort of thing!

Abel: Humph!

Esther: Why is it twitching?

Abel: Well no wonder …it's cold in here

Esther: No it's not, put it back in

Abel: But it's not comfortable in there, it wants to be free

Esther: Abel, put it away

Abel: I can't, it'll just fall back out again

Esther: Why?

Abel: Because it's freezing and it's most likely gone stiff, can I please turn the heater on

Esther: No, it's not cold in here

Abel: Esther, it's going to shrivel up and turn blue soon

Esther: Well it's not my fault

Abel: Yes it is, since you won't let me turn the heater on

Esther: Abel just get another blanket and don't worry, it'll probably feel better in the morning

Abel: But you don't understa-

Esther: Abel!

Abel: But Esth-

Esther: ABEL!

Abel: Fine

Esther: I thought you hated spiders

Abel: Yeah, but he's my friend plus this one catches flies and there's been one flying around in here for days!

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